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Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. Contributor: @riversidecasino.bsky.social and @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Then: East Coast Now: MN

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 27d

Had the longest day possible and I am a haggard wreck. Had to have THREE patients go on hospice today. Getting this wild mane tamed on Wednesday. Since I like some of you, I took this pic before taking off my makeup.

A middle aged blonde woman (me!) with wild hair and brown eyes

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1h

When you show your friend @anna-molly.bsky.social a sweater you like and want to buy and her response is, “wait, are you being serious?” you don’t buy it. I guess.

Brown cardigan with black and white horses on it

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 14h

❤️

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 15h

Rain, rain, go away, come again some other day?

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 20h

Hahahaha hellerrrrrr

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 20h

I thought your last name was Perry.

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20h

I feel like somebody walked over my grave

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 21h

I’ll die on this HILL

Headstone that says “HILL”

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 21h

I’ll die on this HILL

Headstone that says “HILL”

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 22h

Hahaha! 💅

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 23h

Wearing my new shirt today, which is hitting roughly mid-thigh but whatever. Tis a shirtdress!

Me in NIN tour shirt, face not visible

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

My eyes are up here, asshole

A mannequin in a store, which is the bottom, half on the backside with a head on top of it facing forward

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

🤣🤣🤣🤣

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

You’ll be the prettiest girl in the womb.

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

She is and I’m so excited that I’m the Bitch of Honor!

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

1. Your face is holding you back
2. You did everything wrong
3. You aren’t worth it

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

You aren’t

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

This is my new favorite trilogy

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

Co workers:

Dm:

Hello gorgeous
Well Hello Masculine man
10:08 PM
I'm glad to meet you here and it's seem you are a nice lady. Can I get to know you more if you don't mind
Well, I sure don't mind at all there Sailortits. What would you like to know, I'm an open gash
10:24 PM
Thanks for granting my wish to know about you.
10:44 PM
I am like a genie, offering wishes like whiskers on kittens he he he I am in the City of Eh, Montreal province of Texas. And you?

Dm:

I'm from South Africa base in Alabama presently I'm at work now. I work over here at the North sea of UK, I work over here as marine engineering chief drilling engineer...head of the rig....been working for 18 years
11:07 PM
Omg my husband works there and does the same thing! He is always talking about some asshole at work. Do you know that guy, he's from South Africa too!

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

Plus my work keeps me busy.

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

I actually can’t do it. I’m dying reading that first part. How much do you get paid for the rumpshaker and gloryhole?

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

Employment Opportunities

Dm:

So how much do you get paid with the rumpshaker if you want to receive your payment from them and that of Glory hole too?
11:47 PM
Thank you so much. It's nice to be recognized but to be honest, I'm just happy to be nominated.
Rumpshakers make money based on what they bring in. It depends on the weather and what the chefs special of the day is.
The glory hole is try to hit or sometimes miss and sometimes very messy. I dont get paid much but I sure do love the work and you know what they say, do what you love and you are probably doing me.
11:52 PM
Yeah that nice you amazing

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

Guess Margaret OWED the wrong person.

Margaret E. Owes grave

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

Who doesn’t these days? He gets around!

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

All my Grandma had in her house was Tang and Wheaties. Maybe she was an astronaut. Unlike AnnaMolly’s grandma who was an ASStroNUT.

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

You’re acting rashly, don’t make any rash decisions

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

a white skull with black eyes and white teeth is against a black background .

Alt: a white skull with black eyes and white teeth is against a black background .

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