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@emceekayvee.bsky.social
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. No DMs.
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Then: East Coast
Now: MN
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@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
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@emceekayvee.bsky.social
· Sep 16
Had the longest day possible and I am a haggard wreck. Had to have THREE patients go on hospice today. Getting this wild mane tamed on Wednesday. Since I like some of you, I took this pic before taking off my makeup.
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He's a 10 but he plays bass in a cover band
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
He's a 10 but he plays bass in a cover band
the Fucking Bitch Face stays on during sex
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
the Fucking Bitch Face stays on during sex
This post is at 69 likes (which is very symbolic considering the post.) Congrats to @coacharming.bsky.social who was the 69th like.
the pink sparkly lip gloss stays on during sex.
(Don’t ask on what it stays.)
(Don’t ask on what it stays.)
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This post is at 69 likes (which is very symbolic considering the post.) Congrats to @coacharming.bsky.social who was the 69th like.
Someone on here was asking to see my Lego wishlist and it reminded me of that time I tried to create it and my name "referred to Lego© in a way that isn't true to their values."
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Someone on here was asking to see my Lego wishlist and it reminded me of that time I tried to create it and my name "referred to Lego© in a way that isn't true to their values."
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I'm grateful for connecting with a couple of weirdos here on Bluesky. Namely, @emceekayvee.bsky.social and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social thanks for keeping it weird♥️
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm grateful for connecting with a couple of weirdos here on Bluesky. Namely, @emceekayvee.bsky.social and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social thanks for keeping it weird♥️
I’m sorry for what I said when I was incredibly envious and jealous of your new Lego set that is on my Lego account wishlist but you got it first and I hate you you son of a whore, ooops, again I’m sorry. Bitch.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m sorry for what I said when I was incredibly envious and jealous of your new Lego set that is on my Lego account wishlist but you got it first and I hate you you son of a whore, ooops, again I’m sorry. Bitch.
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I'm thankful this year to have met @emceekayvee.bsky.social and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social
Amazing, resilient, strong and kind women that deserve each other in the best way possible, and deserve as much happiness as they create.
Amazing, resilient, strong and kind women that deserve each other in the best way possible, and deserve as much happiness as they create.
I am thankful for this amazing woman who has helped me more than I deserve. I’ve never had a friend quite like her, and I’m really fucking lucky. I get to like REALLY know her and you guys don’t *evil laughter*
I am thankful for @emceekayvee.bsky.social
I was in a desperate place when we met. She could have hated me and that would have been justified. But instead, she helped me see that I would be ok and that my experience was valid.
I felt rejected in my life and she embraced me. I am forever grateful.
I was in a desperate place when we met. She could have hated me and that would have been justified. But instead, she helped me see that I would be ok and that my experience was valid.
I felt rejected in my life and she embraced me. I am forever grateful.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm thankful this year to have met @emceekayvee.bsky.social and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social
Amazing, resilient, strong and kind women that deserve each other in the best way possible, and deserve as much happiness as they create.
Amazing, resilient, strong and kind women that deserve each other in the best way possible, and deserve as much happiness as they create.
I am thankful for this amazing woman who has helped me more than I deserve. I’ve never had a friend quite like her, and I’m really fucking lucky. I get to like REALLY know her and you guys don’t *evil laughter*
I am thankful for @emceekayvee.bsky.social
I was in a desperate place when we met. She could have hated me and that would have been justified. But instead, she helped me see that I would be ok and that my experience was valid.
I felt rejected in my life and she embraced me. I am forever grateful.
I was in a desperate place when we met. She could have hated me and that would have been justified. But instead, she helped me see that I would be ok and that my experience was valid.
I felt rejected in my life and she embraced me. I am forever grateful.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I am thankful for this amazing woman who has helped me more than I deserve. I’ve never had a friend quite like her, and I’m really fucking lucky. I get to like REALLY know her and you guys don’t *evil laughter*
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I am thankful for @emceekayvee.bsky.social
I was in a desperate place when we met. She could have hated me and that would have been justified. But instead, she helped me see that I would be ok and that my experience was valid.
I felt rejected in my life and she embraced me. I am forever grateful.
I was in a desperate place when we met. She could have hated me and that would have been justified. But instead, she helped me see that I would be ok and that my experience was valid.
I felt rejected in my life and she embraced me. I am forever grateful.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I am thankful for @emceekayvee.bsky.social
I was in a desperate place when we met. She could have hated me and that would have been justified. But instead, she helped me see that I would be ok and that my experience was valid.
I felt rejected in my life and she embraced me. I am forever grateful.
I was in a desperate place when we met. She could have hated me and that would have been justified. But instead, she helped me see that I would be ok and that my experience was valid.
I felt rejected in my life and she embraced me. I am forever grateful.
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I am thankful for @crunkdriver.bsky.social. He was the stable ground I needed at a time things felt so rocky. He was the friend I didn’t deserve. I have never met a person so selfless and kind. Thanks Crunk. You mean the world to me!
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I am thankful for @crunkdriver.bsky.social. He was the stable ground I needed at a time things felt so rocky. He was the friend I didn’t deserve. I have never met a person so selfless and kind. Thanks Crunk. You mean the world to me!
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I am thankful for clarity, reason and calm. I am able to see the gifts I have in my life and appreciate the people that love me regardless of where I’m at.
I am lucky. I am loved and I am grateful.
I am lucky. I am loved and I am grateful.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I am thankful for clarity, reason and calm. I am able to see the gifts I have in my life and appreciate the people that love me regardless of where I’m at.
I am lucky. I am loved and I am grateful.
I am lucky. I am loved and I am grateful.
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How many drinks does it take to get to the center of your inner peace?
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
How many drinks does it take to get to the center of your inner peace?
I get borderline insulted when Spotify picks a song I don’t like. Like, WTF! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW ME!
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I get borderline insulted when Spotify picks a song I don’t like. Like, WTF! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW ME!
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You’ve just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Yep, this tracks @charlieaaah.bsky.social
Yep, this tracks @charlieaaah.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
You’ve just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Yep, this tracks @charlieaaah.bsky.social
Yep, this tracks @charlieaaah.bsky.social
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none of us ever know anybody, not really. like there was a whole year there people kept telling me i would love rick and morty.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
none of us ever know anybody, not really. like there was a whole year there people kept telling me i would love rick and morty.
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[watching a musical]
god, please don’t let it be another song…
god, please don’t let it be another song…
November 2, 2024 at 1:43 AM
[watching a musical]
god, please don’t let it be another song…
god, please don’t let it be another song…
Stopped at the CBD store but was very disappointed to find that they do not sell Curved Banana Dick.
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Stopped at the CBD store but was very disappointed to find that they do not sell Curved Banana Dick.
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Charlie Kirk WAS a fascist
A hateful fearmongering narcissist who routinely spouted his disdain for America, equality, and anyone not white and male
What happened to him was a crime
A shame
But not a tragedy
I eagerly await your hate mail
A hateful fearmongering narcissist who routinely spouted his disdain for America, equality, and anyone not white and male
What happened to him was a crime
A shame
But not a tragedy
I eagerly await your hate mail
I guess it’s a good thing we were so concerned about the right to speak our opinions being outlawed by a ruling class that we guaranteed it by making it the very first amendment in our Bill of Rights when we formed the country.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Charlie Kirk WAS a fascist
A hateful fearmongering narcissist who routinely spouted his disdain for America, equality, and anyone not white and male
What happened to him was a crime
A shame
But not a tragedy
I eagerly await your hate mail
A hateful fearmongering narcissist who routinely spouted his disdain for America, equality, and anyone not white and male
What happened to him was a crime
A shame
But not a tragedy
I eagerly await your hate mail
He’s a 10, but like *tin*
a silver robot is walking down a yellow brick road in the woods .
Alt: a silver robot is walking down a yellow brick road in the woods .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
He’s a 10, but like *tin*
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I can’t wait to have a pancake breakfast on friday
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I can’t wait to have a pancake breakfast on friday
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Another impossible beauty standard
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Another impossible beauty standard
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just making you a pie✨
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
just making you a pie✨
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I have never had a dog that cleaned her nethers so enthusiastically
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I have never had a dog that cleaned her nethers so enthusiastically