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🍗🦃emceeGRAVY🦃🍗
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Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. No DMs.

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Then: East Coast
Now: MN
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Had the longest day possible and I am a haggard wreck. Had to have THREE patients go on hospice today. Getting this wild mane tamed on Wednesday. Since I like some of you, I took this pic before taking off my makeup.
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There Will Be Goon

Pee Wee’s Big Goonventure

The Goon of Wallstreet
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Goon a movie

Solo: A Star Goon Story
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Gooning Private Ryan

The Goonfather

Goondock Saints
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Goon a movie

The Man with the Golden Goon
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Goon with the wind
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Tony winner for sure
a group of people in tuxedos are clapping their hands .
ALT: a group of people in tuxedos are clapping their hands .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Goon a movie

Room with a Goo(n)
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Goon a movie

Goonstruck
Goon Girl
Goon a movie

"Top Goon"
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
When the play about a man who was honest, loyal, hot, funny, smart, responsible, & strong was over, there wasn’t a dry vag in the house.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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A reply guy, except they’re available to answer questions and summarize articles when needed
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Emcee when quote posting me: “oops, I just got another message…”
BBK when quote posting me: “I’m gonna do it on top of you.” 🥵
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What’s the serving size for dick?
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
BBK when quote posting me: “I’m gonna do it on top of you.” 🥵
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Watching BooBoo and emcee on the timeline, that's a YouTwophemism
She said she wanted to be my best friend, do you think that’s just a BooBoophemism?
He said SNL and chill, do you think that’s just a spoofemism
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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You’re tea-bagging, I’m spilling tea, we are not the same.
You're basting your turkey, I'm masturbasting my cookie. We are not the same.
You’re expressing interest, I’m expressing my dog’s anal glands. We are not the same
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
She said she wanted to be my best friend, do you think that’s just a BooBoophemism?
He said SNL and chill, do you think that’s just a spoofemism
The lawyer said he wanted me to show him my "evidence," do you think that's a proofemism?
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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The guy in my DM said he wanted to see me naked, do you think that’s a stupidphemism
My handyman said he wants to nail my shingle, do you think it's a roofemism?
My dog is scratching at the door to go out, do you think that’s a poophemism
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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My Bumble match didn’t seem to catch my drift, or is that just aloofemism
The salesperson at Bed Bath & Beyond tired selling me shower items. Is that a loofaphemism?
The guy in my DM said he wanted to see me naked, do you think that’s a stupidphemism
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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The sommelier said I wasn’t a vintage worth sampling, do you think that’s an aloofemism?
The lawyer said he wanted me to show him my "evidence," do you think that's a proofemism?
The guy in my DM said he wanted to see me naked, do you think that’s a stupidphemism
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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The dentist said he needs to give me a filling, do you think that’s a toothenism?
The lawyer said he wanted me to show him my "evidence," do you think that's a proofemism?
The guy in my DM said he wanted to see me naked, do you think that’s a stupidphemism
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The lawyer said he wanted me to show him my "evidence," do you think that's a proofemism?
The guy in my DM said he wanted to see me naked, do you think that’s a stupidphemism
My handyman said he wants to nail my shingle, do you think it's a roofemism?
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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My dentist said he wants to drill my holes.. Do you think that's a toofemism?
My handyman said he wants to nail my shingle, do you think it's a roofemism?
My dog is scratching at the door to go out, do you think that’s a poophemism
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My handyman said he wants to nail my shingle, do you think it's a roofemism?
My dog is scratching at the door to go out, do you think that’s a poophemism
My cat said he wants to scratch my eyeballs out, do you think that's a mewphemism?
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My cat said he wants to scratch my eyeballs out, do you think that's a mewphemism?
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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You're greasing the potatoes,
I'm magicing the beans.
We are not the same.
You're basting your turkey, I'm masturbasting my cookie. We are not the same.
You’re expressing interest, I’m expressing my dog’s anal glands. We are not the same
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM