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emceekayvee.bsky.social
🍗🦃emceeGRAVY🦃🍗
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
6.8K followers 3.1K following 16K posts
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. No DMs.

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@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social

Then: East Coast
Now: MN
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emceekayvee.bsky.social
Look at my eyes you guys. The 2nd gummy has hit the building. I'm the building. The 2nd gummy was the 3rd.
me with high eyes. I'm wearing a black lace-trimmed tank under a black blazer. I have long blonde hair and brown eyes and I'm smiling at the camera. I have on a gold "K" necklace. I look stupid.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Bush 9/11 meme that says, “sir, the 2nd gummy has hit”
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Thirsty Thursday #NoFilter
Me with a Snapchat filter to make my nose tiny and my mouth huge
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Thirsty Thursday #NoFilter lol lmao rotfl lmbo hahaha jkjkjk tee hee rotflmao
Snapchat filter with me and a cat. I’m a middle aged blonde woman with brown eyes and pink lip gloss. Cute gray and white tabby kitten is about to kiss me.
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Let them eat crow
Stupid Snapchat pic of me, a blonde middle-aged woman, with a crow on my shoulder. I am wearing a brown tank top and you can see cleavage.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Morning fellow fuckfaces
Me with hand in hair, smiling. Blonde hair, brown eyes, yellow sweater, emotional support hair ties on wrist
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
A couple of my fave manis
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social @kirasaurus.bsky.social
Manicure on emceekayvee Manicure on emceekayvee
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Every fucking quote post on @bbkittyfck.bsky.social’s posts got me lookin stupid as fuck over here. SMDH
Me quote posting now deleted BBK’s post
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
I did a new mani this morning before work!
Green nails on my hand
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Shit. One of the dudes made me a mixtape (playlist.) I’m unwillingly swooning.
Playlist on Spotify called “crush” and having the songs “crush,” “stellar,” “the perfect girl,” and “wish you were here.”
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Sup fellow youths?
Me, a blonde woman with an off-the-shoulder heather gray sweater on with a black star on the front, smiling at the camera, long blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Better call a toe truck! (Still wanna bang me?)
NGL comment
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
So, this is SO insanely sweet, but…I have so many people say this and it’s leading me to question #1 people’s vision and #2 am I single bc people are afraid (for some insane reason) to ask me out?!?! Stop that y’all: SHOOT. YOUR. SHOT.
NGL comment
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
This is so sweet thank you!
NGL comment
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Wut
A folksy sign that says, “life’s too short to dance with ugly cowboys”
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie (it’s selfie week for me and there’s a reason but ain’t none of you need to know it besides BBK who already knows it, of course.)
A picture of me, a middle-aged woman with blonde hair, pulled back in a low ponytail, I have brown eyes. I am wearing a sweater and there is an old vintage film grain black and white filter applied.
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Depictions of @bbkittyfck.bsky.social the night she went on a triple date with three cops
1947 rendering of 3 policemen holding an injured person
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
I should(n’t) call him
A ceramic mushroom figurine/salt or pepper shaker
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Them: My house is in order!

Me: Mine too!

My house:
A caving in small white farmhouse
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Fun fact: I never really took a selfie prior to last year at this time. I’m embracing things, kinda. I love (most of) you guys!
Me, blonde& silver hair, brown eyes, middle-aged, looking at the camera and appearing confident despite not being so, in my kimono robe.
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Promises, promises Discount Tire
A sign that says, “DISCOUNT TIRE, LET’S GET YOU TAKEN CARE OF”
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Typical text exchange between me and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social (must click on and expand to fully appreciate)
Text exchange between me and BooBooKitty
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
1. Guilty
2. 😒
3. Thank you!
4. Hot sauce
NGL question NGL question NGL question NGL question
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Bitch I dare you
Me, a middle-aged blonde woman, in oversized vintage sunglasses and an adidas 3-stripe zip up jacket, with a curled-lip smirk
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
emceekayvee.bsky.social
It me
a rather blurry photo of a middle-aged blonde woman (me!) wearing work clothes which is an oatmeal top and a gold padlock necklace (Boo Boo Kitty holds the key)
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM