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@emceekayvee.bsky.social
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. No DMs.

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Then: East Coast
Now: MN
Look at my eyes you guys. The 2nd gummy has hit the building. I'm the building. The 2nd gummy was the 3rd.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Thirsty Thursday #NoFilter
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Thirsty Thursday #NoFilter lol lmao rotfl lmbo hahaha jkjkjk tee hee rotflmao
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Let them eat crow
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Morning fellow fuckfaces
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Every fucking quote post on @bbkittyfck.bsky.social’s posts got me lookin stupid as fuck over here. SMDH
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I did a new mani this morning before work!
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Shit. One of the dudes made me a mixtape (playlist.) I’m unwillingly swooning.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sup fellow youths?
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Better call a toe truck! (Still wanna bang me?)
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
So, this is SO insanely sweet, but…I have so many people say this and it’s leading me to question #1 people’s vision and #2 am I single bc people are afraid (for some insane reason) to ask me out?!?! Stop that y’all: SHOOT. YOUR. SHOT.
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This is so sweet thank you!
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Wut
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie (it’s selfie week for me and there’s a reason but ain’t none of you need to know it besides BBK who already knows it, of course.)
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Depictions of @bbkittyfck.bsky.social the night she went on a triple date with three cops
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I should(n’t) call him
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Them: My house is in order!

Me: Mine too!

My house:
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Fun fact: I never really took a selfie prior to last year at this time. I’m embracing things, kinda. I love (most of) you guys!
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Promises, promises Discount Tire
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Typical text exchange between me and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social (must click on and expand to fully appreciate)
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
1. Guilty
2. 😒
3. Thank you!
4. Hot sauce
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bitch I dare you
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It me
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM