Felonious Monk 📚
@thefeloniousmonk.com
Forever forlorn poet. Bipolar. Dad joking Daddy Dom. Heart of a poet, appetite of a beast. Vulgar and respectful per @halfbakedrhymes.com. Says fuck a lot. 50/50 earnestposting / shitposting. DMs open. 18+ MDNI.
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Felonious Monk 📚
@thefeloniousmonk.com
· Oct 11
Hi! I'm Monk. Whatever you followed me for, you should know I post a lot of things that aren't that. I'm delightfully obscene, and always happy to answer questions about kink. I also write poetry, and am working on my first novel. I love art and food and nudity, often at the same time. 1/2
It's so chilly out today that I almost considered putting on pants instead of standing in my yard in my boxers while my dog pees.
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It's so chilly out today that I almost considered putting on pants instead of standing in my yard in my boxers while my dog pees.
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I will find the spite, I will rinse it clean. I will wash off the fear, the impotent rage, the flashbacks, the doubt, rumination and panic. I will cauterize my despairing decay, my arguments with ghosts and my screaming dreams. I will starve everything but persistent focus. If that is life so be it.
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I will find the spite, I will rinse it clean. I will wash off the fear, the impotent rage, the flashbacks, the doubt, rumination and panic. I will cauterize my despairing decay, my arguments with ghosts and my screaming dreams. I will starve everything but persistent focus. If that is life so be it.
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#bakedrhymes
Today I grieve
A mother lost
Not the first
But the name
White History
Will remember
I must admit
I loathe The Rules
Of this game
We never wished to play
Writ large
In innocent blood
One of ours
All of yours
Today I grieve
A mother lost
Not the first
But the name
White History
Will remember
I must admit
I loathe The Rules
Of this game
We never wished to play
Writ large
In innocent blood
One of ours
All of yours
January 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
#bakedrhymes
Today I grieve
A mother lost
Not the first
But the name
White History
Will remember
I must admit
I loathe The Rules
Of this game
We never wished to play
Writ large
In innocent blood
One of ours
All of yours
Today I grieve
A mother lost
Not the first
But the name
White History
Will remember
I must admit
I loathe The Rules
Of this game
We never wished to play
Writ large
In innocent blood
One of ours
All of yours
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Jerry, n...you know what? Jerry, yes.
always provolone never provtogether
January 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Jerry, n...you know what? Jerry, yes.
The bird algorithm is loose today
A frantic, seemingly disorganized
and scattered flurry of dots,
in unplanned figure eights
against a foreboding sky
My thoughts follow their flight path
Sudden turns and wholly unpredictable,
and also against dark grays
The state is mixed
What is becoming?
A frantic, seemingly disorganized
and scattered flurry of dots,
in unplanned figure eights
against a foreboding sky
My thoughts follow their flight path
Sudden turns and wholly unpredictable,
and also against dark grays
The state is mixed
What is becoming?
January 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The bird algorithm is loose today
A frantic, seemingly disorganized
and scattered flurry of dots,
in unplanned figure eights
against a foreboding sky
My thoughts follow their flight path
Sudden turns and wholly unpredictable,
and also against dark grays
The state is mixed
What is becoming?
A frantic, seemingly disorganized
and scattered flurry of dots,
in unplanned figure eights
against a foreboding sky
My thoughts follow their flight path
Sudden turns and wholly unpredictable,
and also against dark grays
The state is mixed
What is becoming?
Enough about meterus. Let's talk about uterus.
January 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Enough about meterus. Let's talk about uterus.
Mia Rodriguez singing "I'm never-ever guilty, but I sure know how to sin" and me over here nodding my head.
January 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Mia Rodriguez singing "I'm never-ever guilty, but I sure know how to sin" and me over here nodding my head.
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Where there is a will (beauty), there is a way (simps)
January 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Where there is a will (beauty), there is a way (simps)
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When we're all stars, none of us are stars
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
When we're all stars, none of us are stars
Contrary to what my casting agent told me, I was only a walk-on extra in the Dope Show.
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Contrary to what my casting agent told me, I was only a walk-on extra in the Dope Show.
The best thing about a major depressive cycle is how much water you save on laundry, dishes, and showers.
January 12, 2026 at 12:42 PM
The best thing about a major depressive cycle is how much water you save on laundry, dishes, and showers.
Hi, I'm not dead, just was completely out of spoons. Silverware drawer is reloading. Might take a bit.
January 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Hi, I'm not dead, just was completely out of spoons. Silverware drawer is reloading. Might take a bit.
This absolute shit fuck of a low cycle during the holidays can eat the peanuts out of my shit.
Today I will perform necessary maintenance tasks and start fighting my way back up the cycle. Give me back my mania, you bitch.
Today I will perform necessary maintenance tasks and start fighting my way back up the cycle. Give me back my mania, you bitch.
January 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
This absolute shit fuck of a low cycle during the holidays can eat the peanuts out of my shit.
Today I will perform necessary maintenance tasks and start fighting my way back up the cycle. Give me back my mania, you bitch.
Today I will perform necessary maintenance tasks and start fighting my way back up the cycle. Give me back my mania, you bitch.
OREO Speedwagon
Yeah, that's the best I've got right now.
Yeah, that's the best I've got right now.
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 PM
OREO Speedwagon
Yeah, that's the best I've got right now.
Yeah, that's the best I've got right now.
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It's me. I'm the mfer.
The kind of mfer who uses "equidistant" in a design brief and then misspells oustide.
January 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
It's me. I'm the mfer.
It's me. I'm the mfer.
The kind of mfer who uses "equidistant" in a design brief and then misspells oustide.
January 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
It's me. I'm the mfer.
The kind of mfer who uses "equidistant" in a design brief and then misspells oustide.
January 4, 2026 at 3:26 PM
The kind of mfer who uses "equidistant" in a design brief and then misspells oustide.
Santana feat. Rob Roy
Santana feat. Rob Van Winkle
Santana feat. Rob Halford
January 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Santana feat. Rob Roy
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Santana feat. Rob Van Winkle
Santana feat. Rob Halford
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Santana feat. Rob Van Winkle
Santana feat. Rob Halford
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Santana feat. Rob Halford
Yes, it is horrifying. No, I won't be posting about it. I do not have the fucking spoons because of the first part of this post.
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Yes, it is horrifying. No, I won't be posting about it. I do not have the fucking spoons because of the first part of this post.
Which generic error will make my npm install fail this morning, and why is it exit error 1?
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Which generic error will make my npm install fail this morning, and why is it exit error 1?
Here's to another year of smuggling the truth past numbness.
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Here's to another year of smuggling the truth past numbness.