Felonious Monk 📚
@thefeloniousmonk.com
Forever forlorn poet. Bipolar. Dad joking Daddy Dom. Heart of a poet, appetite of a beast. Vulgar and respectful per @halfbakedrhymes.com. Says fuck a lot. 50/50 earnestposting / shitposting. DMs open. 18+ MDNI.
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Felonious Monk 📚
@thefeloniousmonk.com
· Oct 11
Hi! I'm Monk. Whatever you followed me for, you should know I post a lot of things that aren't that. I'm delightfully obscene, and always happy to answer questions about kink. I also write poetry, and am working on my first novel. I love art and food and nudity, often at the same time. 1/2
If I am a writer
without words,
do I cease to be?
When that freely flowing magic
fails to find its flow down my fingers,
they feel dead and cold
without purpose
Dying for that spark
to let me know it still lives
Do I simply have nothing else to say?
Or is this the time between
death and rebirth?
without words,
do I cease to be?
When that freely flowing magic
fails to find its flow down my fingers,
they feel dead and cold
without purpose
Dying for that spark
to let me know it still lives
Do I simply have nothing else to say?
Or is this the time between
death and rebirth?
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
If I am a writer
without words,
do I cease to be?
When that freely flowing magic
fails to find its flow down my fingers,
they feel dead and cold
without purpose
Dying for that spark
to let me know it still lives
Do I simply have nothing else to say?
Or is this the time between
death and rebirth?
without words,
do I cease to be?
When that freely flowing magic
fails to find its flow down my fingers,
they feel dead and cold
without purpose
Dying for that spark
to let me know it still lives
Do I simply have nothing else to say?
Or is this the time between
death and rebirth?
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Dating in 2025
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Dating in 2025
God dammit
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
God dammit
Ugh, I am so jealous. I have been stuck at 42K since MAY. Fucking hell.
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ugh, I am so jealous. I have been stuck at 42K since MAY. Fucking hell.
Stream sync with @oozeley.bsky.social and @theclay.xyz
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Stream sync with @oozeley.bsky.social and @theclay.xyz
OK, but now I need to know how it came out.
What you know about getting drunk and making butter in the kitchen aid. [BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM, PTHTHTHTHTHTH, SKRRRRRT, BOOM BOOM BOOOOM]
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
OK, but now I need to know how it came out.
I hope this is on pay per view.
as soon as I reach heaven, I'm punching God straight in the pussy
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I hope this is on pay per view.
Absolutely correct. I've brushed with wealth several times (and am probably considered wealthy now by many), but I don't hoard, and I'm not inclined to build an empire. The ones who are, sacrifice all else for it. Including their own humanity.
I just buy art.
I just buy art.
If anything the causal relationship is the other way: enormous wealth *makes* people uncaring and antisocial
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Absolutely correct. I've brushed with wealth several times (and am probably considered wealthy now by many), but I don't hoard, and I'm not inclined to build an empire. The ones who are, sacrifice all else for it. Including their own humanity.
I just buy art.
I just buy art.
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I don't practice Santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball
The Inquisitor: We do not believe thee, Goody Proctor
I ain't got no crystal ball
The Inquisitor: We do not believe thee, Goody Proctor
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I don't practice Santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball
The Inquisitor: We do not believe thee, Goody Proctor
I ain't got no crystal ball
The Inquisitor: We do not believe thee, Goody Proctor
I don't practice Santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball
The Inquisitor: We do not believe thee, Goody Proctor
I ain't got no crystal ball
The Inquisitor: We do not believe thee, Goody Proctor
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I don't practice Santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball
The Inquisitor: We do not believe thee, Goody Proctor
I ain't got no crystal ball
The Inquisitor: We do not believe thee, Goody Proctor
I have written all of the poems for today. I can do some chores that need to be done, or I can go visit the ghost town of my studio and put some paint on canvas. I'm going to get very stoned either way.
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I have written all of the poems for today. I can do some chores that need to be done, or I can go visit the ghost town of my studio and put some paint on canvas. I'm going to get very stoned either way.
The house is quiet except for the dog snoring softly behind me, and I'm drowsy from the sugar crash of a couple of Krispy Kremes. Perfect. Time to hit the vape.
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The house is quiet except for the dog snoring softly behind me, and I'm drowsy from the sugar crash of a couple of Krispy Kremes. Perfect. Time to hit the vape.
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Me: "maybe I should take a break from drawing porn and enjoy nature"
Nature: "bet"
Nature: "bet"
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Me: "maybe I should take a break from drawing porn and enjoy nature"
Nature: "bet"
Nature: "bet"
There's nothing wrong with me that my fist bound up in the hair on the back of your head wouldn't fix.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There's nothing wrong with me that my fist bound up in the hair on the back of your head wouldn't fix.
Chrysalis
The wrapping of your
becoming
So tight at first
that you thought it would
strangle you
suffocate you
But that was necessary
The sharp edges of your
cracking bones cut through
as you reshaped yourself
to match what was inside
You're free now, butterfly
Come spread your wings for me
The wrapping of your
becoming
So tight at first
that you thought it would
strangle you
suffocate you
But that was necessary
The sharp edges of your
cracking bones cut through
as you reshaped yourself
to match what was inside
You're free now, butterfly
Come spread your wings for me
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Chrysalis
The wrapping of your
becoming
So tight at first
that you thought it would
strangle you
suffocate you
But that was necessary
The sharp edges of your
cracking bones cut through
as you reshaped yourself
to match what was inside
You're free now, butterfly
Come spread your wings for me
The wrapping of your
becoming
So tight at first
that you thought it would
strangle you
suffocate you
But that was necessary
The sharp edges of your
cracking bones cut through
as you reshaped yourself
to match what was inside
You're free now, butterfly
Come spread your wings for me
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The confusing embarrassing liberating joy of suddenly being unable to use words when words are what you rely on most- •hnngg•
The same speaker (didn’t write down who it was, sorry!) said that in their study, bottoms tended to want tops to communicate verbally a lot, while tops valued their bottoms’ NONverbal responses v highly
Tracks w my experiences, as a bottom who loves dirty talk but goes nonverbal p quick in subspace
Tracks w my experiences, as a bottom who loves dirty talk but goes nonverbal p quick in subspace
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The confusing embarrassing liberating joy of suddenly being unable to use words when words are what you rely on most- •hnngg•
Not if I get there first.
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Not if I get there first.
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Need!
They see it all wrong
You bent over my knee,
my hand raised
They see discipline,
punishment,
perhaps submission
But that's not why you're here
Each spank that lands
sets you a little more free
Permission to feel
to hurt, to cry
to let go, to set it all down
That's why you always
come back for more
You bent over my knee,
my hand raised
They see discipline,
punishment,
perhaps submission
But that's not why you're here
Each spank that lands
sets you a little more free
Permission to feel
to hurt, to cry
to let go, to set it all down
That's why you always
come back for more
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Need!
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They see it all wrong
You bent over my knee,
my hand raised
They see discipline,
punishment,
perhaps submission
But that's not why you're here
Each spank that lands
sets you a little more free
Permission to feel
to hurt, to cry
to let go, to set it all down
That's why you always
come back for more
You bent over my knee,
my hand raised
They see discipline,
punishment,
perhaps submission
But that's not why you're here
Each spank that lands
sets you a little more free
Permission to feel
to hurt, to cry
to let go, to set it all down
That's why you always
come back for more
August 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
They see it all wrong
You bent over my knee,
my hand raised
They see discipline,
punishment,
perhaps submission
But that's not why you're here
Each spank that lands
sets you a little more free
Permission to feel
to hurt, to cry
to let go, to set it all down
That's why you always
come back for more
You bent over my knee,
my hand raised
They see discipline,
punishment,
perhaps submission
But that's not why you're here
Each spank that lands
sets you a little more free
Permission to feel
to hurt, to cry
to let go, to set it all down
That's why you always
come back for more
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Your scars cut like razors where I hold you
I did not make them,
But I bear them
We both gasp at the pain
When we touch
Now we sit in silence on
Opposite sides of this table
Sipping coffee and
Wishing we could love
I did not make them,
But I bear them
We both gasp at the pain
When we touch
Now we sit in silence on
Opposite sides of this table
Sipping coffee and
Wishing we could love
July 10, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Your scars cut like razors where I hold you
I did not make them,
But I bear them
We both gasp at the pain
When we touch
Now we sit in silence on
Opposite sides of this table
Sipping coffee and
Wishing we could love
I did not make them,
But I bear them
We both gasp at the pain
When we touch
Now we sit in silence on
Opposite sides of this table
Sipping coffee and
Wishing we could love
I'm only pretending
not to notice because
I enjoy watching you squirm
Your curiosity
That nameless desire
to have your
pretty social masquerade
torn away as roughly as
your sheer black panties
You've been told your whole life
that good girls don't
so you want to be made
to be bad
Ask me nicely
not to notice because
I enjoy watching you squirm
Your curiosity
That nameless desire
to have your
pretty social masquerade
torn away as roughly as
your sheer black panties
You've been told your whole life
that good girls don't
so you want to be made
to be bad
Ask me nicely
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm only pretending
not to notice because
I enjoy watching you squirm
Your curiosity
That nameless desire
to have your
pretty social masquerade
torn away as roughly as
your sheer black panties
You've been told your whole life
that good girls don't
so you want to be made
to be bad
Ask me nicely
not to notice because
I enjoy watching you squirm
Your curiosity
That nameless desire
to have your
pretty social masquerade
torn away as roughly as
your sheer black panties
You've been told your whole life
that good girls don't
so you want to be made
to be bad
Ask me nicely
It's me for real
Not now, alarm to take my pills for mental illness. I'm busy being mentally ill!
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's me for real
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City girl Bella just wanted some cute pictures for her Insta.
But when brutal blacksmith Reese catches her in his woods, she winds up chained, pierced and degraded in the village square instead…
#gangbang #erotica #bdsm #humiliation #bukkake
Read it here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2JRLCD...
But when brutal blacksmith Reese catches her in his woods, she winds up chained, pierced and degraded in the village square instead…
#gangbang #erotica #bdsm #humiliation #bukkake
Read it here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2JRLCD...
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
City girl Bella just wanted some cute pictures for her Insta.
But when brutal blacksmith Reese catches her in his woods, she winds up chained, pierced and degraded in the village square instead…
#gangbang #erotica #bdsm #humiliation #bukkake
Read it here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2JRLCD...
But when brutal blacksmith Reese catches her in his woods, she winds up chained, pierced and degraded in the village square instead…
#gangbang #erotica #bdsm #humiliation #bukkake
Read it here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2JRLCD...