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snargleplax
@snargleplax.bsky.social
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Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.

Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.

Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · Feb 16
everyone: the bangers, it's too much, please give us respite

me: no fuck you take more
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girlsuffer.bsky.social
hungry hungry hippo is problematic and if you don't see that you are an enemy of the working class
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
snargleplax.bsky.social
I ate some cheese and now I have cheesemouth
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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ygrene.bsky.social
me: *googling symptoms*

webmd: you’re being murdered

murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
snargleplax.bsky.social
"ChatGPT thinks I made a great point" is the "my mom says I'm handsome" of our time
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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joparkerbear.bsky.social
If you ever overhear someone say “what the fuck” immediately followed by “geez Louise”, congratulations - you found me
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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fishtopher.bsky.social
churu chomps
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sitting and licking a squeezable tube treat. One front paw holds onto the hand of the cameraperson. Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with a wide open mouth taking a bite at a squeezable cat tube treat. He is blurry from movement, his eyes are open wide, and his ears are laid back as he takes a bite. An orange cat is in the background.
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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spavel.bsky.social
For 4000 years man has craved one thing above all others: a mug that's also a little guy.
Ancient ceramic cup with ears and a nose. Modern white mug with a face.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
snargleplax.bsky.social
friend: so, you're still too depressed to work?

belly dancer: yeah, I just can't seem to shake it
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
snargleplax.bsky.social
Saturn Devouring His Landlord
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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comraderobot.bsky.social
statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
collage of ocellated turkeys which have blue skin and bright red and yellow dots on their heads and brilliant red rimmed eyes. they have a fit on top of their head and their foliage is an iridescent delight
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
snargleplax.bsky.social
at the end of the day, it's the end of days
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
snargleplax.bsky.social
devil take the rindmost
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
snargleplax.bsky.social
Sign at the end of a drill that says "if you can read this, the bit fell off."
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
snargleplax.bsky.social
them: let me get this straight; you accidentally super-glued yourself to your autobiography?

me: that's my story and I'm sticking to it
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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bbkittyfck.bsky.social
Balls are the tits of the taint
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
snargleplax.bsky.social
Hair spray? That's a can 'do!
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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snargleplax.bsky.social
A rebus:

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th1ng
March 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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nova42069.bsky.social
Switch 2 Deez Nutz
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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lordratsquirt.bsky.social
The Man from R.A.C.I.S.T. U.N.C.L.E.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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snargleplax.bsky.social
You're normal.

I'm a regular.

We are not the same.
danglinghemmie.bsky.social skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · Jul 13
nobody who uses this site regularly is normal
July 14, 2024 at 4:41 PM
snargleplax.bsky.social
The state of D'Jersey
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
Technically you can have multiple pieholes but I would advise against it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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artologica.net
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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patrickworld.bsky.social
‘hey, is there food in there?’
A wide-eyed tabby cat named Bette peeks through a partially open sliding glass door, her expression curious and slightly startled. Outside, a snow-dusted wooden deck holds covered patio furniture, with bare trees and suburban houses in the background, hinting at late autumn or early winter.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM