snargleplax
@snargleplax.bsky.social
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Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona. Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine. Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
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snargleplax.bsky.social
everyone: the bangers, it's too much, please give us respite

me: no fuck you take more
snargleplax.bsky.social
As ye sowply so shall ye reply
snargleplax.bsky.social
I just hope it was a proper grind
snargleplax.bsky.social
did you get any cream in it
snargleplax.bsky.social
Hey he owes me a toonie
snargleplax.bsky.social
It's later than you think, lady.
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ufomitzidino.bsky.social
I'm reading a book about premature ejaculation. I can't wait to finish.
ficklenuts.bsky.social
I started reading the first book in a series on infomercials. But wait- there’s more!
djacques.bsky.social
I'm reading a book on fishing. I'm hooked.
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
i mean, if people are going to insist on continuing to do the political equivalent of taking their dicks out in a restaurant i guess there is not much we can do. but for the rest of us, aka polite society, voting republican should be treated like taking your dick out in a restaurant
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snargleplax.bsky.social
first day in haunted prison you gotta go up and haunt the spookiest inmate you see
snargleplax.bsky.social
or you're finally free

(sounds of crashing furniture)

okay maybe not
snargleplax.bsky.social
I will make you the slurry of your life
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kyle.st
kinda frustrating when gremlin rules apply and it doesn’t say anything on the package
snargleplax.bsky.social
[rectal insertion trauma ward]

doctor: unfortunately we were unable to separate the art from the artist
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electricchimp.bsky.social
okay but where's the "I am a robot" button
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weeder.bsky.social
National Guard deploying in Chicago need to take a long hard look in The Bean
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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cult-papa.com
please be patient with me english is my first language i’ve never done this before
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raindro.bsky.social
he made it to over a million monthly and still has the same banger bio. i love this for him
updated artist bio from schur

1,106,798
monthly listeners
Wasssuppppp! My name is Schur and I'm a New York City-based musician. I'm a big fan of peanut butter on apples. I've heard a lot of Europeans don't vibe with that..! feel like we need peanut butter reform in that area of the world.
Thank you for listening, vibing, and being a part of my life
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