snargleplax
@snargleplax.bsky.social
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
you hear the screaming of small children, followed by a wet crunch, and then you floor it
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
you hear the screaming of small children, followed by a wet crunch, and then you floor it
saving it for marriage
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
saving it for marriage
okay horror is *definitely* mandatory
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
okay horror is *definitely* mandatory
You don't want to feel joy? But it's mandatory!
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
You don't want to feel joy? But it's mandatory!
empirically determining your vivacity capacity
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
empirically determining your vivacity capacity
there are many like it but this one is mine
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
there are many like it but this one is mine
some posters just want to watch the plebes burn
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
some posters just want to watch the plebes burn
Reading "like a peasant" to mean "in the manner of eating a peasant"
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Reading "like a peasant" to mean "in the manner of eating a peasant"
How's the newer material, any good?
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
How's the newer material, any good?
"no one's interested in my perspective, AMA"
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"no one's interested in my perspective, AMA"
best enjoyed molten
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
best enjoyed molten