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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾

@fairygodmegan.bsky.social

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•Fairy Bitch •Incredibly Stressful •Clout Goblin Princess •Megan •Returned for the hot gay goss •Equally known and unknowable •LCSW •Honorarily dubbed: "The Cerebral Shitposter" by @matrixman124.hellthread.vet

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · Oct 17

HELLO AND THANK YOU TO ALL MY NEW AND OLD FOLLOWERS ALIKE! IF YOU PLAN TO PARTICIPATE IN ALL THAT IS ME, IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU REVIEW JUST A FEW ITEMS FIRST. IF YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS, PLEASE ALSO LIKE THIS POST AND COMMENT BELOW 🧚‍♀️ ✨ :

1)| am in fact a lady shitposter. We exist.

2) | very rarely, if ever, get my actual feelings hurt, although I will tell you if I find what you're saying unnecessary, or not what I'm interested in receiving feedback-wise. For example,

You: "Megan, I'm not sure how I feel about you"

Me: "That's fine, but I only want you to tell me that I'm 'amazing and perfect,' or don't comment at all if you won't patronize me.
Please just follow me and like my posts instead, if that's the case."

3) This is not where I share my sociopolitical beliefs or raise mental health awareness. I am a clinical social worker by trade, whose clientele consists of marginalized neurodivergent trans/queer kids and their families. I spend my work-week participating in sociopolitical activism and mental healthcare. Bsky is just where I go to let loose and fuck around to never-find out.

4) Therefore, this account has not and will never be an accurate representation of my personal social, political, moral, or ethical belief system.

5)On Bsky, I am simply an unhinged extremely self-entitled narcissistic tyrant with old money known as Fairy Godbitch (FGB) aka Fairy GodMegan (FGM). And I'm hot. You may not always get the joke, but I'm going to need you to like the post anyways in support of my pursuit for bsky. world domination.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 1m

Bimbo for Bimbo content 🤝

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 1m

This is especially sooo funny from a nonfollower. You are always welcome, go ham, go hog wild, peer

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 3m

Lmfffaaaaaooook

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 4m

No! But I will watch soon!

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 5m

A splash of this, a dash of that, we're out here, come thru whenever grahammy

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6m

This legit made me laugh btw.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 19h

*pulls back velvet red curtain with one arm* Welcome to my mind, everyone, it's mentally ill

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6m

You are perfect. Never change.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 4h

Inside my mind, there is nothing other than tumble weeds and a profound longing

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 8m

Skip, you need to know what Wojack is I'm so sorry to do this to you but, start with know your meme website LOL

Pepe the frog and wojack knowledge is crucial in these polarizing times god be with 'ee

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 11m

I have read on mastodon some posts implying he ain't shit LOL. Did he do something in particular that is causing people to take pause.

Also, John Mastodon is the most unserious name I've heard in awhile.

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BillyZane420 @hillary.pizza · 1h

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 4h

Yes this is about being a bimbo

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 4h

Inside my mind, there is nothing other than tumble weeds and a profound longing

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 5h

*crickets chirping*

Me like: you, there, young lady! Come join me!!!

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 1d

My reply guys stick around because here they are able to, not merely survive, but thrive like a blossoming garden.

Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 1d

I know my role. Dipshit reply guy, I live it and love it. If your lip curls before you catch on, an angel gets its wings.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

Without them though, I would've had no idea

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

Not with a little help from a friend, who steered me in the right direction.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 1d

I heard you like the finer things ?

...Well then, behold.. *gesturing broadly towards me* ...me

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 1d

Horse girls: Oh wow, look at her go, fancy tricks, the horse & she work so elegantly together, impressive

Horse guys: Jesus Christ, why's he so angry?? Holy shit, he's riding so fast. PLZ calm tf down, you're responsible for an extremely sensitive-giant animal. This is basically an OSHA violation.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 2d

This is a bit forward, TL, but if I'm gonna sit on your lap and get to know you, I expect it to be a straddle face towards your face so we can make direct eye contact the whole time.

Ideally, I'm looking for an intense staring contest meets casual social bonding

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 1d

Anti-me behaviors* will not be tolerated

*ignoring me
*saying things to me I don't agree with

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 1d

Many people are saying:

Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 1d

This is peak Fairy Godbitch.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 1d

I am an M80 firecracker with generous hips

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 1d

The best people in this world feel like caricatures of real people, but that is just who they actually are...

Like if I don't ever have to pause to question whether or not I'm being pranked by a really talented improv actor, don't bother wasting my time.

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