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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾
@fairygodmegan.bsky.social
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•Fairy Bitch
•SHITPOSTER
•Technically, Megan
•Incredibly Stressful
•Clout Goblin Princess
•Here for the hot gay goss
•Equally known and unknowable
•Honorarily dubbed: "The Cerebral Shitposter" by @matrixman124.hellthread.vet
•LCSW
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · Oct 17
HELLO AND THANK YOU TO ALL MY NEW AND OLD FOLLOWERS ALIKE! IF YOU PLAN TO PARTICIPATE IN ALL THAT IS ME, IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU REVIEW JUST A FEW ITEMS FIRST. IF YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS, PLEASE ALSO LIKE THIS POST AND COMMENT BELOW 🧚‍♀️ ✨ :
1)| am in fact a lady shitposter. We exist. 2) | very rarely, if ever, get my actual feelings hurt, although I will tell you if I find what you're saying unnecessary, or not what I'm interested in receiving feedback-wise. For example, You: "Megan, I'm not sure how I feel about you" Me: "That's fine, but I only want you to tell me that I'm 'amazing and perfect,' or don't comment at all if you won't patronize me. Please just follow me and like my posts instead, if that's the case." 3) This is not where I share my sociopolitical beliefs or raise mental health awareness. I am a clinical social worker by trade, whose clientele consists of marginalized neurodivergent trans/queer kids and their families. I spend my work-week participating in sociopolitical activism and mental healthcare. Bsky is just where I go to let loose and fuck around to never-find out. 4) Therefore, this account has not and will never be an accurate representation of my personal social, political, moral, or ethical belief system. 5)On Bsky, I am simply an unhinged extremely self-entitled narcissistic tyrant with old money known as Fairy Godbitch (FGB) aka Fairy GodMegan (FGM). And I'm hot. You may not always get the joke, but I'm going to need you to like the post anyways in support of my pursuit for bsky. world domination.
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intelectconfig.wtf
ALL HAIL THE NEW ENGLAND GULLS

let them gain power and thrive
fairygodmegan.bsky.social Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · Jul 10
The most CRITICAL fact one needs to know about the local politics in my region is that THE GULLS RUN THIS PORT CITY and OWN at least 6 of the LOCAL MCDONALD's FRANCHISES because they LOVE the famous chain's FRIES and MILKSHAKEs. Also, they are OF COURSE EXTREMELY CORRUPT as one might presume.
A gull loudly squawking in the foreground, its standing at the edge of the of a concrete ledge that leads out to the water. There is a quiet Gull standing in the near background, focused, intensely gazing towards photographer, and you can see several gulls in the water bobbing up and down and enjoying their reign.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
It said, "whatever you decide to do... just don't you dare be our guest, 'cause I'm not hosting shit !"
March 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
I'm thankful for how cool and sexy I am 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Did I write this while I was high af??

Clearly.

Am I still offended that it didn't take off and be annointed as a legendary post?

Literally always.
Always.
About every fucking one of my posts.
October 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
The most CRITICAL fact one needs to know about the local politics in my region is that THE GULLS RUN THIS PORT CITY and OWN at least 6 of the LOCAL MCDONALD's FRANCHISES because they LOVE the famous chain's FRIES and MILKSHAKEs. Also, they are OF COURSE EXTREMELY CORRUPT as one might presume.
A gull loudly squawking in the foreground, its standing at the edge of the of a concrete ledge that leads out to the water. There is a quiet Gull standing in the near background, focused, intensely gazing towards photographer, and you can see several gulls in the water bobbing up and down and enjoying their reign.
July 10, 2024 at 10:20 AM
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
It's true that I'm a crazy therapist. I admit it.

Now get the fuck over here right now so I can fix everything that sucks ass about you, ya pieces of shit
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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cokes.bsky.social
EarthBound (1995), SNES
fairygodmegan.bsky.social Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · Mar 2
I'm sorry I can't go out.

My sassy dresser and I are in another argument, and I really have to deal with it before the issue gets blown out of proportion again 🙄
This dresser is a whimsical, surrealist piece of furniture designed to look anthropomorphic. The structure is curved and distorted, giving it a playful, animated effect, as though it's looking at a person inquisitively with a hand on its dresser hip. Key features include: • Dark wood finish with a smooth, polished surface. • Curved drawers that follow the wavy shape of the frame, each fitted with small, round knobs. • “Arms” extending from the sides, one of which holds a small round tray, adding a functional touch. • A hook-like extension on the right side, currently holding a small white handbag. • A tilted top surface, complementing the exaggerated, fluid form of the entire dresser
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
No context FGB:
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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tigerlily.northsky.social
@ripperoni.com, some good feet pics here
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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ihateravenholm.bsky.social
If nobody else got me about my hate of seagulls, I know @fairygodmegan.bsky.social got me
fairygodmegan.bsky.social Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · Jul 19
If you do not love me, I wish you nothing but this grimey skylight view caused by a wicked lil sea gull that refuses to go away
Img 1 of a gull ruining @ihateravenholm.bsky.social sky view with its grimey lil webbed feet. Img 2 of a gull ruining @ihateravenholm.bsky.social sky view with its grimey lil webbed feet. it's the same pic as 1 repeated. Img 3 of a gull ruining @ihateravenholm.bsky.social sky view with its grimey lil webbed feet. it's the same pic as 1 repeated. Img 4 of a gull ruining @ihateravenholm.bsky.social sky view with its grimey lil webbed feet. it's the same pic as 1 repeated.
July 19, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
If you do not love me, I wish you nothing but this grimey skylight view caused by a wicked lil sea gull that refuses to go away
Img 1 of a gull ruining @ihateravenholm.bsky.social sky view with its grimey lil webbed feet. Img 2 of a gull ruining @ihateravenholm.bsky.social sky view with its grimey lil webbed feet. it's the same pic as 1 repeated. Img 3 of a gull ruining @ihateravenholm.bsky.social sky view with its grimey lil webbed feet. it's the same pic as 1 repeated. Img 4 of a gull ruining @ihateravenholm.bsky.social sky view with its grimey lil webbed feet. it's the same pic as 1 repeated.
July 19, 2024 at 12:36 PM
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
I'm sorry I can't go out.

My sassy dresser and I are in another argument, and I really have to deal with it before the issue gets blown out of proportion again 🙄
This dresser is a whimsical, surrealist piece of furniture designed to look anthropomorphic. The structure is curved and distorted, giving it a playful, animated effect, as though it's looking at a person inquisitively with a hand on its dresser hip. Key features include: • Dark wood finish with a smooth, polished surface. • Curved drawers that follow the wavy shape of the frame, each fitted with small, round knobs. • “Arms” extending from the sides, one of which holds a small round tray, adding a functional touch. • A hook-like extension on the right side, currently holding a small white handbag. • A tilted top surface, complementing the exaggerated, fluid form of the entire dresser
March 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Dasha Nekrasova quote bubble
fairygodmegan.bsky.social Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · Feb 26
Sorry folks, I'm trad now. I'm ready to get married, pay a mortgage, have 3.5 children, and get a cute dog for my cats to bully.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Sorry folks, I'm trad now. I'm ready to get married, pay a mortgage, have 3.5 children, and get a cute dog for my cats to bully.
February 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
How adorable
annesh.no Anders :) 🇧🇻🏳️‍🌈 @annesh.no · 2d
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
Four articulated buses blocking each other in a roundabout making them stuck.
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
I'm thankful for how cool and sexy I am 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
I watched this and it was actually really really really good, and he really rapped live and he killed it LOL
briancgrubb.bsky.social Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 5h
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
busta rhymes on a float at the macy's thanksgiving parade with the ninja turtles
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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briancgrubb.bsky.social
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
busta rhymes on a float at the macy's thanksgiving parade with the ninja turtles
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
(And I'm an atheist) ...ok Ricky gervais calm downn
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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banotherlincoln.bsky.social
As I've said before, Monetize.
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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downwithdan.bsky.social
Leo in one battle after another saying code words on a payphone
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
I flirted with a bestie on here and for some reason it was unfathomable to them, so they immediately dm'd me to ask if I was ok lolllllllllll
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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luigithirty.bsky.social
Zork: Grand Inquisitor (1997)
fairygodmegan.bsky.social Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · Mar 2
I'm sorry I can't go out.

My sassy dresser and I are in another argument, and I really have to deal with it before the issue gets blown out of proportion again 🙄
This dresser is a whimsical, surrealist piece of furniture designed to look anthropomorphic. The structure is curved and distorted, giving it a playful, animated effect, as though it's looking at a person inquisitively with a hand on its dresser hip. Key features include: • Dark wood finish with a smooth, polished surface. • Curved drawers that follow the wavy shape of the frame, each fitted with small, round knobs. • “Arms” extending from the sides, one of which holds a small round tray, adding a functional touch. • A hook-like extension on the right side, currently holding a small white handbag. • A tilted top surface, complementing the exaggerated, fluid form of the entire dresser
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Okay but the knock off faux patent leather knee high boots are actually pretty fucking cute ($38 total)
POV of FGB sitting at the edge of the car, she is wearing a grey and black dress slightly hiked up to reveal her knee high black boots POV FGB sitting in her car with the driver's seat open. You can see the edge of the bottom of hers grey and black stripped dress. And her new boots
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Too pretty to be a known individual existing during the thanksgiving holiday
bulbousdreamer.darkwo.ke poot 🌸🌀 @bulbousdreamer.darkwo.ke · 7h
Okay Miss, today is the day we see if you ruin someone's thanksgiving dinner by existing
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM