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Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 23d

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Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 23h

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Back at you girly

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 23h

You shouldn’t wax poetic. Wax is for candles, bikini lines. Things of that nature

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 1d

Awwww, I'm going to hug you so tight!

Soon my friend :)

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 1d

I gotta get my car file uploaded and moved over to northsky still 😎

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 1d

Democracy is cooked. It's the dystopian west now

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 2d

#bakedrhymes

I was prolific
Yet my work easily summed
Kiss girls and log off

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 3d

Oh that looks so fun but i think we're headed back Sunday? Lemme check with @leahshape.bsky.social and @mrxth3.bsky.social tonight.

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 3d

Absolutely. I just don't post much anymore. I politic'd too close to the sun

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 8d

Angry that fascists were welcomed into churches while the house of God was made hostile to me and mine.

I'm angry that they still pretend that God welcomes everyone, while angry men with Deus Vult tattoos disappear our neighbors.

I'm so indescribably angry.

How can any of us not be?

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 8d

I'm angry that they assumed my whiteness overrode my transness in the eyes of a Christofascist.
A thing that has never been true. A thing they have never once acknowledged as they broke bread with bigots.

I'm angry that they sheltered them. That they protected them and let this flourish.

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 8d

#bakedrhymes

I find lately, that I am angry.

Angry at the neighbors who clutch temu pearls, instead of standing up and speaking out.

Angry at everyone who told me I was overreacting, that I'm white, as if my safety matters more than our colored neighbors.

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 10d

I would like to assert that I am in fact more qualified than Singal to talk about "The Tricky Science Stuff"

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 10d

You build yourself a golden cross
with a comfortable seat
and a stepladder
to make your ascension
as easy as possible
while your naïve followers
swallow deeply
from your font of
manufactured persecution,
thinking you a hero
Your casual exploitation
of the vulnerable
speaks the truth
of who you are

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 11d

Yeah we prestiged

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 12d

Block roulette just couldn't keep up

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 12d

Making myself a little less visible 💞

Posting more from @harpomarxism.bsky.social

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BooBiscuit 🎃👻 @harpomarxism.bsky.social · 13d

#bakedrhymes
#kinktober

I've never played with oil
Though it seemed real neat
Massage it on a boobie
Or maybe even feet

I may be open minded
But some things make me sick
Cleaning up that mess?
It's giving me the ick

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 15d

#bakedrhymes
#kinktober

Anticipation
The currency of delight

I want to play
I want to delight
In your helplessness
I want to touch
Tickle
Torment
Terrorize

I want
Your Attention
If only for mere moments
Stolen fragments of sanity
Shared together in the dark

1/2

rach | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 🔒 | kinktoberpilled @shiftingentity.bsky.social · 21d

KINKTOBER 2025 IS HERE!

Thanks to wonderfully kinky suggestions from the community I've been able to put this prompt sheet together!

Whether you make videos, poetry, songs, art, fics, or even memes - please feel free to let your creative juices go wild as we celebrate a whole month of kink!

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 15d

Y'all remember when Bluesky said they needed to design ATPROTO as if they'd someday be the enemy?

Well, would you look at the time.

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 15d

Nah, she's perfectly suited to be a CEO.

That's the fucking problem.

This place is cooked

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 15d

What's a more balanced diet than two types of potatoes in one soup? 🤤

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 15d

I want
You helpless

I want
Your laughter
I want
Your desperation
I want
You breathless
Panting so hard you can't think

I want
To overwhelm you
Your entire world collapsed
Two choices
Break, or Beg

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 15d

#bakedrhymes
#kinktober

Anticipation
The currency of delight

I want to play
I want to delight
In your helplessness
I want to touch
Tickle
Torment
Terrorize

I want
Your Attention
If only for mere moments
Stolen fragments of sanity
Shared together in the dark

1/2

rach | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 🔒 | kinktoberpilled @shiftingentity.bsky.social · 21d

KINKTOBER 2025 IS HERE!

Thanks to wonderfully kinky suggestions from the community I've been able to put this prompt sheet together!

Whether you make videos, poetry, songs, art, fics, or even memes - please feel free to let your creative juices go wild as we celebrate a whole month of kink!

What follows is a poster on a dark purple background completely written in the opendyslexic font and with trans coloured borders. There are also some transparent ghosts for cute details:

KINKTOBER 2025 Prompt Sheet

Day 1 Bondage
Day 2 Body Writing
Day 3 Oil
Day 4 Size
Day 5 Double Penetration
Day 6 Chastity
Day 7 Hypno
Day 8 Facesitting
Day 9 Outdoors/Nature
Day 10 Praise & Degradation
Day 11 Free Space
Day 12 Feet
Day 13 Pet Play
Day 14 Watersports
Day 15 Remote
Day 16 Training
Day 17 Biting
Day 18 Fluids (Cum/Milk/Squirt)
Day 19 Incest
Day 20 Domination/Submission
Day 21 Free Space
Day 22 Objectification/Furniture
Day 23 Aftercare
Day 24 Public/Near Miss
Day 25 Breeding
Day 26 Wax Play
Day 27 Tentacles
Day 28 Medfet
Day 29 Clown
Day 30 Latex
Day 31 Free Space

It's that time again!
Use the prompts provided above to create content in your own style for the whole month of October '25!
Unsure what to pick for the Free Spaces? Here are a list of submitted kinks that didn't make the cut:

Somno
Sensory Deprivation
Boob Jobs
Shiny
Hunting
Wet look
Fire
Knives
Overstimm
Costumes
Monsters
Glory Hole
Fucking Machines
Blood
Oviposition
Cuckolding
Vore
Food
ASMR

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 16d

Oh i adore this. I'm so glad you had fun

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Sarah Colonthree (fragile!) @sarah.transsexual.gay · 16d

In honor of @halfbakedrhymes.com ‘s birthday I went to see a weird sort of poetry type thing tonight and had a blast happy birthday biscuit

Biscuit @halfbakedrhymes.com · 17d

Yeag find an attorney to help you create a structure that owns property.