Scissors
@rningscissors.bsky.social
nurse, patient, goober
i eat window cheese & popsicles while trying to learn tech stuff
something probably made me cry today because animals exist
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i eat window cheese & popsicles while trying to learn tech stuff
something probably made me cry today because animals exist
pfp: @moxiest.art
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I would love some liquidated damages
Former LSU coach Brian Kelly received a letter from LSU confirming that he was fired without cause and is owed “liquidated damages as required” under his contract of about $54 million.
LSU confirms Kelly was fired 'without cause' and is owed his full $54 million buyout
Former LSU coach Brian Kelly has received a letter from LSU confirming that he was fired without cause and is owed his full $54 million buyout.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I would love some liquidated damages
HARD AS HOOF
Add protein (cheese!) to your diet, and wear gloves instead of allowing them to be moist all the time.
My latest efforts at keeping nails on my fingers:
My latest efforts at keeping nails on my fingers:
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
HARD AS HOOF
What’s ur favorite kind of ice?
Me: hair
Me: hair
Rare 'hair ice' formations discovered in woodlands. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Rare 'hair ice' formations found in Gloucestershire and Somerset
The candy floss-like ice only forms on rotting wood in below zero temperatures.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What’s ur favorite kind of ice?
Me: hair
Me: hair
If my fingernails grow just fine, but they aren’t good (bend and peel and have ridges and just look ill)
what’s the best thing to do? i genuinely don’t know what my options are
I can’t afford getting my nails done all the time, and i’m not opposed to learning how to do whatever on myself
what’s the best thing to do? i genuinely don’t know what my options are
I can’t afford getting my nails done all the time, and i’m not opposed to learning how to do whatever on myself
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If my fingernails grow just fine, but they aren’t good (bend and peel and have ridges and just look ill)
what’s the best thing to do? i genuinely don’t know what my options are
I can’t afford getting my nails done all the time, and i’m not opposed to learning how to do whatever on myself
what’s the best thing to do? i genuinely don’t know what my options are
I can’t afford getting my nails done all the time, and i’m not opposed to learning how to do whatever on myself
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deer are not vegetarians, one of my favorite fun facts
Aransas J. Hawthorne, Esq. has something to say.
I drew this image for a comic I'm working on and gave him some new words to say. #nandavanam #furrycomic
I drew this image for a comic I'm working on and gave him some new words to say. #nandavanam #furrycomic
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
deer are not vegetarians, one of my favorite fun facts
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I have told too many people about my colleague the ornithologist, who caught a deer eating the heads off birds caught in a mist-net
deer are not vegetarians, one of my favorite fun facts
Aransas J. Hawthorne, Esq. has something to say.
I drew this image for a comic I'm working on and gave him some new words to say. #nandavanam #furrycomic
I drew this image for a comic I'm working on and gave him some new words to say. #nandavanam #furrycomic
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I have told too many people about my colleague the ornithologist, who caught a deer eating the heads off birds caught in a mist-net
sorry for posting horrible things
it will happen again
it will happen again
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
sorry for posting horrible things
it will happen again
it will happen again
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In the original documentary, Bambi had to eat his mother to survive
That's how he got the taste for blood and killed all those kids
That's how he got the taste for blood and killed all those kids
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
In the original documentary, Bambi had to eat his mother to survive
That's how he got the taste for blood and killed all those kids
That's how he got the taste for blood and killed all those kids
I, too, am an opportunistic omnivore
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I, too, am an opportunistic omnivore
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You can buy a whole loaf of French bread for yourself, no one can stop you
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You can buy a whole loaf of French bread for yourself, no one can stop you
Starting a new med today
If my life isn’t fixed by noon, I’m telling my doctor it didn’t work
If my life isn’t fixed by noon, I’m telling my doctor it didn’t work
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Starting a new med today
If my life isn’t fixed by noon, I’m telling my doctor it didn’t work
If my life isn’t fixed by noon, I’m telling my doctor it didn’t work
𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨
it’s time to go night-night
here…we each get a baby to fall asleep with
they very eepy
so many yawns
it’s time to go night-night
here…we each get a baby to fall asleep with
they very eepy
so many yawns
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨
it’s time to go night-night
here…we each get a baby to fall asleep with
they very eepy
so many yawns
it’s time to go night-night
here…we each get a baby to fall asleep with
they very eepy
so many yawns
I need someone to come clean up these nuts
I gotta put my stuff back in the drawer
I gotta put my stuff back in the drawer
It’s been 0 days since a nut disaster in this bedroom
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I need someone to come clean up these nuts
I gotta put my stuff back in the drawer
I gotta put my stuff back in the drawer
I love being in cahoots
all day long I’m cahootin and cahollerin
all day long I’m cahootin and cahollerin
Some of you don't cahoot enough.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I love being in cahoots
all day long I’m cahootin and cahollerin
all day long I’m cahootin and cahollerin
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It’s been 0 days since a nut disaster in this bedroom
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s been 0 days since a nut disaster in this bedroom
RIBBED FOR MY PLEASURE
I’m still *very* angry about this
I want the old mr pibb with the ridged can
It never tasted the same after they got rid of this can and don’t EVEN get me started on Pibb Xtra.
I want the old mr pibb with the ridged can
It never tasted the same after they got rid of this can and don’t EVEN get me started on Pibb Xtra.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
RIBBED FOR MY PLEASURE
I’m still *very* angry about this
I want the old mr pibb with the ridged can
It never tasted the same after they got rid of this can and don’t EVEN get me started on Pibb Xtra.
I want the old mr pibb with the ridged can
It never tasted the same after they got rid of this can and don’t EVEN get me started on Pibb Xtra.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m still *very* angry about this
I want the old mr pibb with the ridged can
It never tasted the same after they got rid of this can and don’t EVEN get me started on Pibb Xtra.
I want the old mr pibb with the ridged can
It never tasted the same after they got rid of this can and don’t EVEN get me started on Pibb Xtra.
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this oughta do the trick
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
this oughta do the trick
I want a root beer float
Or a coke float
Or any kind of float…orange maybe
Or a coke float
Or any kind of float…orange maybe
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I want a root beer float
Or a coke float
Or any kind of float…orange maybe
Or a coke float
Or any kind of float…orange maybe
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“Babe…can you bring that big hammer home?” 🫦
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“Babe…can you bring that big hammer home?” 🫦
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1 minute of our bunny eating an apple peel
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
1 minute of our bunny eating an apple peel
Babe…can I watch you practice your part? 🫦
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Babe…can I watch you practice your part? 🫦
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i’m so happy for him
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago