Denim
@denim22.bsky.social
Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble 🫡
Life is like being at a party you didn’t even want to go to. It started out kinda fun but it’s gotten boring and people keep breaking things. You want to leave but there are no doors. You could jump out the window but then you’d never get to go to another party again.
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Life is like being at a party you didn’t even want to go to. It started out kinda fun but it’s gotten boring and people keep breaking things. You want to leave but there are no doors. You could jump out the window but then you’d never get to go to another party again.
Yeah, I have a belly. This belly is full of experiences and delicious food.
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Yeah, I have a belly. This belly is full of experiences and delicious food.
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sorry, can’t. being enveloped by Rage Against the Machine again
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
sorry, can’t. being enveloped by Rage Against the Machine again
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pleased to announce that i am no longer a hot mess (it’s winter and i’m a cold mess)
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
pleased to announce that i am no longer a hot mess (it’s winter and i’m a cold mess)
On season 4 of Homeland and someone needs to get Carrie away from that boy. I know he’s an adult but he’s so younnnng and it’s grossss!
a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the words `` take a seat '' written on his face .
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the words `` take a seat '' written on his face .
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December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
On season 4 of Homeland and someone needs to get Carrie away from that boy. I know he’s an adult but he’s so younnnng and it’s grossss!
Watching the Fall of Diddy and they suspiciously gloss over JLo… what is that about?!
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Watching the Fall of Diddy and they suspiciously gloss over JLo… what is that about?!
When someone is mean to my dog, I become a hater for life.
Anywhere you go, anything you do… I’ll be like
Anywhere you go, anything you do… I’ll be like
a man wearing a hat and a jersey with the letter r on the front
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a jersey with the letter r on the front
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December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
When someone is mean to my dog, I become a hater for life.
Anywhere you go, anything you do… I’ll be like
Anywhere you go, anything you do… I’ll be like
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from a state party director
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
from a state party director
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*Claire Danes face* I'm not upset
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
*Claire Danes face* I'm not upset
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Is it any wonder why so many think the system is rigged against them?
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Is it any wonder why so many think the system is rigged against them?
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The last bit of lotion you fight so hard for that blasts into your hand looking like bird shit
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The last bit of lotion you fight so hard for that blasts into your hand looking like bird shit
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if body hair was yummy we could grow our own food
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
if body hair was yummy we could grow our own food
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"Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." is way too hard a line to be from Ghostbusters 2
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." is way too hard a line to be from Ghostbusters 2
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hard to believe it's gonna be monday in 11 minutes.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
hard to believe it's gonna be monday in 11 minutes.
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We were supposed to have 28 days in a month and 13 months in a year but men ruined it
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We were supposed to have 28 days in a month and 13 months in a year but men ruined it
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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That's right, show him your hoop
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That's right, show him your hoop
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
Nuh uhhhhhhh
Women’s farts smell worse than men’s — and there’s science to back it up
Women’s farts smell worse than men’s — and there’s science to back it up
The battle of the sexes just got stinkier.
nypost.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Nuh uhhhhhhh
Once again, my dog has manipulated me into feeding her her supper early.
a man with a beard and a hat is standing in front of a row of empty seats .
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December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Once again, my dog has manipulated me into feeding her her supper early.
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
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Democracy dies on the Supreme Court’s shadow docket. From Kagan’s dissent:
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Democracy dies on the Supreme Court’s shadow docket. From Kagan’s dissent: