patrick
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"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
Just found out about using TEXTBEFORE and TEXTAFTER when text to columns fucks up e.g. peoples names when they have a shitload of names. Did you ever think life could be so sweet? That the honeyed scent of angel’s kiss was of this earth?
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Just found out about using TEXTBEFORE and TEXTAFTER when text to columns fucks up e.g. peoples names when they have a shitload of names. Did you ever think life could be so sweet? That the honeyed scent of angel’s kiss was of this earth?
I’m thankful for my family, $tokenError:invalidMatrix, and being able to generate potential Thanksgiving conversations ahead of time so I can rehearse. It’s not just Turkey Day — it’s an opportunity for optimized discussions without the awkward moments. Thanks OpenAI!
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m thankful for my family, $tokenError:invalidMatrix, and being able to generate potential Thanksgiving conversations ahead of time so I can rehearse. It’s not just Turkey Day — it’s an opportunity for optimized discussions without the awkward moments. Thanks OpenAI!
Rough day to be Canadian. Can’t riff on the fertile vein of Thanksgiving related concepts without stealing valour. I’ll be weeping under my desk if you need me
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Rough day to be Canadian. Can’t riff on the fertile vein of Thanksgiving related concepts without stealing valour. I’ll be weeping under my desk if you need me
PTA def did the One Battle After Another Fortnite thing as a favour to Thomas Pynchon who presumably squads up on the reg. Reading Bleeding Edge rn and it’s got references to Daikatana, Quake-based machinima and mentions of Doom and Wolfenstein. Clearly a big shooter guy
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
PTA def did the One Battle After Another Fortnite thing as a favour to Thomas Pynchon who presumably squads up on the reg. Reading Bleeding Edge rn and it’s got references to Daikatana, Quake-based machinima and mentions of Doom and Wolfenstein. Clearly a big shooter guy
Oh, is a felchingball happening?
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Oh, is a felchingball happening?
Wow. You guys really are cruel. That’s the creator of Flask that you’re lecturing. Flask! This guy created Flask, and you’re lecturing him? Do you really want to live in a world without Flask? Flask! Flask!!
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Wow. You guys really are cruel. That’s the creator of Flask that you’re lecturing. Flask! This guy created Flask, and you’re lecturing him? Do you really want to live in a world without Flask? Flask! Flask!!
Peter Thiel arrested by Vatican cops for being the Antichrist while he’s wearing a KILL YOUR LOCAL ANTICHRIST hoodie
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Peter Thiel arrested by Vatican cops for being the Antichrist while he’s wearing a KILL YOUR LOCAL ANTICHRIST hoodie
prizes are top 5 winnings
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
prizes are top 5 winnings
playing The Shield (PS2), the game that pioneered the Getting Suspended By Your Boss Meter
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
playing The Shield (PS2), the game that pioneered the Getting Suspended By Your Boss Meter
Looking to get Waldo Jeffersed. If you would like to assist please send me your address and a date and time you will be at home with a of large sheet metal cutter.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Looking to get Waldo Jeffersed. If you would like to assist please send me your address and a date and time you will be at home with a of large sheet metal cutter.
How do you guys still not have a second photo of this rapist cop who has not played pro basketball for five years. He’s RCMP! They constantly dress up in the red serge for photo ops!
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
How do you guys still not have a second photo of this rapist cop who has not played pro basketball for five years. He’s RCMP! They constantly dress up in the red serge for photo ops!
Kleenex lowkey go crazy when you’re blowing your nose fr!
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Kleenex lowkey go crazy when you’re blowing your nose fr!
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I am a youth pastor, aspiring comic, it's not stealing a joke if two people are inspired by the same events at the same time, and those charges were dropped. Thanks for the follow!
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I am a youth pastor, aspiring comic, it's not stealing a joke if two people are inspired by the same events at the same time, and those charges were dropped. Thanks for the follow!
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the first cut of Star Wars the Phantom Menace (“George’s OG Cut”) had a ticking clock in the corner “Countdown til Jar Jar Binks is 18 Space-Years Old” what can I say man times were different back then
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
the first cut of Star Wars the Phantom Menace (“George’s OG Cut”) had a ticking clock in the corner “Countdown til Jar Jar Binks is 18 Space-Years Old” what can I say man times were different back then
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
lizza frazzled by nude nuzzi tizzy
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Can you guys stop snorting coke off tits for a second and come out here? There’s a guy with a phone and he’s making say insane things.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Can you guys stop snorting coke off tits for a second and come out here? There’s a guy with a phone and he’s making say insane things.
We got two kegs and a fridge full of Jell-O shots. I snagged a whole pallet of lampshades we can put on our heads. Can you invite that guy who made shit pop off last time? The guy who has the phone that says interesting stuff?
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We got two kegs and a fridge full of Jell-O shots. I snagged a whole pallet of lampshades we can put on our heads. Can you invite that guy who made shit pop off last time? The guy who has the phone that says interesting stuff?
Party last night was out of control. A guy legit took his phone out and it said a bunch of wild stuff.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Party last night was out of control. A guy legit took his phone out and it said a bunch of wild stuff.
If you want to impress people at a party the coolest thing you can do is fiddle with your phone and make it say swears.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If you want to impress people at a party the coolest thing you can do is fiddle with your phone and make it say swears.
