patrick
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
Blood City, P.D. had one of the best ensemble casts in TV history
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Blood City, P.D. had one of the best ensemble casts in TV history
cmon man just give me a pair of shitty gloves. just give me an uncomfortable hat. don’t do this.
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
cmon man just give me a pair of shitty gloves. just give me an uncomfortable hat. don’t do this.
Dead Grinch season already
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Dead Grinch season already
playing The Shield (PS2), the game that pioneered the Getting Suspended By Your Boss Meter
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
playing The Shield (PS2), the game that pioneered the Getting Suspended By Your Boss Meter
How do you guys still not have a second photo of this rapist cop who has not played pro basketball for five years. He’s RCMP! They constantly dress up in the red serge for photo ops!
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
How do you guys still not have a second photo of this rapist cop who has not played pro basketball for five years. He’s RCMP! They constantly dress up in the red serge for photo ops!
When you work for the Canada Food Inspection Agency
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
When you work for the Canada Food Inspection Agency
(replying to riff thread of fake names) Carl Hammer
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
(replying to riff thread of fake names) Carl Hammer
The inspiration of the digging up gold in graveyards bit. I’m always thinking about this shit. Alt text cuts off on some of these unfortunately. Final paragraph in next post.
![KEEP SEARCHING
But hot dog. The search goes on! Down in Bedford County the hills are crawling with folks who think they know where that vault is. The county also is bristling with angry landowners, some of them armed, who are damn tired of being badgered by treasure hunters. Searchers have been known to sneak in at night, sometimes with bulldozers and dynamite, hoping to grab the loot and scoot. Marilyn Parsons, 52, is back home in Reading, Pennsylva-nia, with her terrier Muffin, after spending two months in jail for felonious desecration of a cemetery near Montvale. She just knew Beale had hidden the stuff in plain sight, so to speak, using phony graves marked by coded gravestones. But the backhoe she hired turned up instead the thighbone of a citizen who hitherto had rested in peace. The graveyard theory is popular among Bealers, but it's wrong. I know because the real solution to Cipher No. 1 is as follows:
From Bufords go north five miles on the Buchanan Road until the Peaks of Otter line up. Get down and follow the stream. Take the west fork to where it passes the double oak and the double pine.
Two rods NNE (north-northeast) is a bolder (sic) graved with a B.
From bolder [sic] nine rods south of west is a flat stone. Dig there.
IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?
That solution comes to you free of charge because that's the way it came to me, 13 years ago, from a correspondent who said he would get in touch with me later, after he shook the people who had been following him and tapping his phone. He said if I didn't hear from him in a year he'd be dead and the treasure would be mine.
Carl Hammer, Ph.D., who probably knows more about the Beale treasure than anybody else, was not surprised to hear that I had the solution. "I have seen dozens of solutions," he said. "Hundreds of solutions, I think. Some of them look very good, and all of them are very wrong. But there is a solution, I believe. The ciphers are real, not just random-number garbage." He grinned and waved his …](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vddwr43tkqg46sactygiyj6m/bafkreiarecothaddlu6mn6dkf2w2xhjuuxjc4limxbfgobedt7rosheuxq@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The inspiration of the digging up gold in graveyards bit. I’m always thinking about this shit. Alt text cuts off on some of these unfortunately. Final paragraph in next post.
me:
my horse therapist:
my horse therapist:
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
me:
my horse therapist:
my horse therapist:
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It still talks in negative parallelisms even when it’s telling you to commit suicide
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It still talks in negative parallelisms even when it’s telling you to commit suicide
disco elysium-ass sky rn
November 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
disco elysium-ass sky rn
thank you, “bold moves” was the phrase I needed to lock in on
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
thank you, “bold moves” was the phrase I needed to lock in on
clipping your fingernails with one of these just hits different
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
clipping your fingernails with one of these just hits different