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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 1h

I ate too much ramen and now my belly is all big and round like one of those cartoon wolf guys you see whacking each other off on What's Hot Classic

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Sep 28

>> I have to admit, I never imagined myself falling for a much older man. But being with a Kennedy is every woman’s dream. From starlets to… journalists ;)

>> ya. I have access to every kind of meat btw. even the “main” one your not supposed to have

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 2h

I thought I had discovered a bug in the rendering engine that caused some assets to display at twice or even ten times their normal size. But after some back and forth with customer support I learned that, for Cheech and Chong, that is the size of joint they consider "normal."

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T. Greg "Antifa General Counsel (Retired)" Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 3h

My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison

Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 5h

Good. Even if this doesn’t work, it’s time to go on offense.

www.newsweek.com/jb-pritzker-...

JB Pritzker looking at prosecuting ICE agents in Chicago

Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has suggested that state prosecutors might examine the conduct of ICE agents.

www.newsweek.com

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 1d

hitting low power mode before it becomes an emergency....respect

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Nov 22

Fantasy art image with a Cinderella-type carriage parked at a marble staircase. Text in a bunch of different fonts says, Oh here you are, my love!
Your chariot has arrived!
Just kidding.
You' re too busy getting emo haircuts, talking to dog owners on Facebook Messenger and buying flame less candles for your nook. You will never ride in my chariot.
(ok maybe if you’re nice)
A watermark says Romantics At Heart.

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 2d

The Kaleb Horton memorial this week, deftly & entirely organized by the tireless @marieberd.bsky.social, was a great sendoff. A lot of people who couldn't come sent beautiful flowers. His family told me it touched the to see how many people cared. And we had a spread of Porto's pastries like this:

Me looking like the devil next to an array of Cuban mourning pastries

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 2d

I wish I were that guy on the show Platonic. Married to the beautiful and charming Rose Byrne, stable lawyer job, occasional freak outs that don't do any lasting damage, and in real life I'm gay.

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 3d

I met a guy who told me he was the Wishmaster so I said my wish was for infinite wishes. He said he didn't actually grant wishes, his job was to know all wishes. I said you're not the wish master, you're the wish analytics guy. He said Fate decides all but spreadsheets do help organize his thoughts

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 3d

That in turn reminds me of when Stefan sent me a picture of a wall display of assorted consumer crap including a few tastefully mingled vibrators. And it was from Barnes and Noble

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 3d

Lmao

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 3d

Reminds me of this potted plant and dildo store

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 3d

Walked by local business "Plant Slut" while chaperoning a fifth grade field trip and have filed my dislike of "___ Slut" business names under the "everyone is twelve now" file

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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 4d

I wish that breast milk were a fetish thing but for me the sense memory is standing in front of the bottle warmer after my 1000th night of interrupted sleep with the lowest level of cognition you can have while also conscious. Standing there with the neuronal activity of a crab waiting for it

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 4d

My nipples are visible from afar

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Ian Bogost 🍔 @ibogost.bsky.social · 4d

You are not prepared for how bad this is.

Prediction: the Successor to Postmodernism

The defining reframe of the AI generation

a16z.substack.com

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 4d

I threw a scoop of vanilla protein powder in my oatmeal and the hot sweet milky smell was basically like breast milk. Not to yuck your yum if you're a baby but that's not for me

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 5d

There was a period in the 90s when Tim burton was on a heater with his PG-13 goth style and it made you think, is there a latent popular love of goth shit? They play "love will tear us apart" on tv...maybe everyone's a little goth? But if you pushed on that it turned out, no, they still hate goths

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❍ @latticeparable.bsky.social · 5d

I am working on an artbook about Mushroom societies that have overgrown the world after humanity has gone extinct

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 5d

I got some mustard at Walmart and I've been very happy with it except that every time I eat it I remember when beebee said that Jon drank Kmart beer

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 5d

I would like to get to a place where consigning 14 million people to death isn’t described as “DOGE didn’t do much.”

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 5d

Did DOGE save us $2 trillion?

“Not even close. .. Total spending excluding interest rose $220 billion, or 4%, for the entire fiscal year.” 🤡

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/economy/tari...

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 5d

23 and me. whats that, leonardo dicaprios dating app?

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 6d

My dentist told me to stop eating the white gravel in other peoples gardens even though they look like candy 😳 Because I already rocks! 😃

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 6d

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