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Rory Blank
@roryblank.bsky.social
Bone Jail

I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time

instagram.com/roryblank
patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine
roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts
https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
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I have a new "instant classic" t-shirt design up and a "stone cold classic" t-shirt design up.
These will probably be the last run of shirts I do that are printed in 2025 thank you
roryblank.bigcartel.com
i have many interests and enthusiasms
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
My mom is staying in an airbnb which is decorated with old facebook office motivational posters.
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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do you guys remember when video games were good
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
That’s cool my longterm vision is to put you on a remote island that you can never leave
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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I’d rather die
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
pitchfork gave in name and blood by murder city devils a 3.1 out of 10 and repeatedly asserted that they were a heavy metal band in the review
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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deer dreams
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
deer dreams
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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to capitalize on the buzz around olivia nuzzi's "AMERICAN CANTO" i will soon be releasing a new edition of YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE as a respectful tribute
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
i'm pretty sure i have better genes than that freaky "pronatalist" couple, i mean i've walked away from being hit by three separate cars i'd like to see either of them do that
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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I bought this before Jared went crazy
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I have a substantially higher follower count than these people and yet my work has not garnered any news coverage where people talk about my brave and controversial ideas
I didn't realize that the pro-eugenics natalist couple that was inexplicably profiled by several major outlets for having a lot of kids through IVF started a podcast. Here's an unlistenable episode where they try and argue that Hitler was a hipster and not "right wing."
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I hope that the cyberpunk 2077 sequel adds more depth to the restaurant/food mechanic, where when you go to a restaurant and order something from the menu, instead of it going in your inventory, you see your player character sit down and eat, and they go “hoho” like Kiryu in Yakuza
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Even if you ignore the insane power usage, and the IP theft, and the workforce damage, the amount of fraud and abuse that gen ai enables is inexcusable and inextricable from the technology as long as it exists.
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Got my Apple Music year in review retrospective and I listened to the song If You Must by Del The Funky Homosapien 22 times
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
AI "art" guys are a more advanced version of the dude who goes up to people at parties and tells them that he has a great idea for a screenplay, that he hasn't written and will never write, but thinks you'll be very impressed he had an idea
December 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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If you all actually love me, I wouldn’t even have to ask for this
For the holidays only, I have decided to bring back this timeless classic t-shirt design one last time, share it with your family today
roryblank.bigcartel.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
tbh this is one of my favorite designs I've ever done and I decided to do a limited run reprint of it instead of adding it to the group of shirts I keep in my semi-permanent collection because I am also aware that the majority of people do not want a shirt with a grim reaper holding a severed dick
For the holidays only, I have decided to bring back this timeless classic t-shirt design one last time, share it with your family today
roryblank.bigcartel.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I'm a coward who only got the "I'm not having a good time" shirt and not the "Dick Ripper" shirt from @roryblank.bsky.social but I hope others out there are braver than me.
December 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
11/02/2025
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the themesong for true detective season 1 is the only song I have ever heard that had the word "creosote" in it
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
the most car anyone actually needs is a kei truck
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i quit using spotify years ago because i just thought the interface looked bad and some of you can't be bothered to switch to an alternative even knowing that they pay artists horribly and underwrite Joe Rogan and their head is an arms tech guy and they do shit like this?
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM