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Rory Blank
@roryblank.bsky.social
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Bone Jail

I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time

instagram.com/roryblank
patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine
roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts
https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
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Man the one thing that didn’t suck about my time there was that the analog research lab set up some space in my office and I got to go in and fuck around with the riso and made a button out of an old doritos bag and broke the button press for like half an hour
Snake cheese button
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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i mean these were definitely printed by facebook analog labs
A motivational poster saying the best way to predict the future is to invent it
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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deer dreams
A drawing of a deer in a field with human arms and legs with hands and feet, running clumsily in a field, with narration that says "in my dreams my legs are hooves are replaced with human limbs and I run free from the weight of expectation that I should be beautiful or graceful in my movement. Just a floppy pile of meat jiggling in a field." Outside the frame, the dear is there again, in close up, shedding a single tear imagining running with human feet.
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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11/02/2025
a crude drawing of a petri dish, with a caption that says "day 35, the organisms in the petri dish seem to be forming letters, as if trying to communicate, though the meaning of their message remains unclear." The organisms in the petri dish have spelled the word "ligma'
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Bone Removal
A PSA comic Big text at the top says "think bone removal is harmless?" We see a man whose skin is all wrinkled and crumpled up, with eyes sticking out of the folds saying "well I had a couple ribs removed because I heard that one guy did it to be able to suck his own dick. Then I found out I really like the feeling of having fewer bones. Now I can do sex things to myself I didn't even think were possible when I had bones. I mean really out there stuff. Can't recommend it enough really." The PSA continues "learn from this guy's choices. or don't. really it seems like a very complicated issue."
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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I saw some chickens yesterday

happy birthday, boss
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
homer simpson stands in the living room of the simpsons house, t-posing, his eyes vacant and unfocused, bart stands opposite him. homer says to bart, "son it is time. for cruelty. I will use my hands." Bart replies "don't. cow man." Homer looks stunned in a close up. Back to the wide, Homer's head is now on the body of a cow. Homer says "if violence is man's nature, then to reject violence, does one stop being a human? If it is, then truly man is a lowly beast. Either way, I am free."
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Brain Wizards (rerun)
a drawing of a man with a cutout in the center of his head showing a wizard waving his hands, the man looks nervous. Big text at the top says "Brain Wizards can strike at any time" The wizard, tauntingly, says "Lo! Using my magics I have become your mind itself! You have but one interest now, and it's trying to kiss horses on the mouth! I I shall amuse myself with your failures until you are trampled." The man, sweating, says "I just gotta smooch some horses!"
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I have a new "instant classic" t-shirt design up and a "stone cold classic" t-shirt design up.
These will probably be the last run of shirts I do that are printed in 2025 thank you
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a hot dog man hybrid riding a skateboard on all fours with text that says "i'm not having a good time at all" and further text that says "#1 employee" a grim reaper named "dick ripper" holding a severed appendage
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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available in the original 2 color ways, black and pink, i didn't even bother to create new preview graphics i just put some text on the old ones
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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For the holidays only, I have decided to bring back this timeless classic t-shirt design one last time, share it with your family today
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a sick drawing of a cool grim reaper holding a torn off, dripping appendage, with big drippy text that says "dick ripper"
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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available in white and yellow, there's not a black shirt this time deal with it
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November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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This is either the worst t-shirt design i have ever done or the best i can't tell you which
do your own research
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a crude drawing of a hot dog with human arms legs and head on all fours, scowling, wearing a party hat and standing on a skateboard big writing at the top says "i'm not having a good time at all" and slightly smaller writing at the bottom says "#1 employee"
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Octopus Facts
(rerun)
A four panel comic strip. In the 1st panel, an octopus is seen within the frame, with a textbox explaining "an octopus can fit through any hole larger than its beak." In the second panel, the text continues, "this means an octopus as large as 600 lbs can potentially fit through a hole the size of a quarter." As this unseen narrator says this, the octopus slips out of a small opening in the frame of the comic going between panels. In the third panel, the octopus is completely absent, the narrator says "oh no." Finally we see the octopus having fully broken out of the comic panels, scooting its way out of the comic, holding a cellphone and saying "hey- tell the boys Vinny The Thumbs is out of hoosegow. I know a couple of 'em won't be too thrilled but it's more fun if they have a head start."
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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2022 man time flies
a man crouched in a yard in the dark wearing a zentai suit with holes cut in the eyes and wearing a shopping bag as a loincloth a different photo of a man crouched in a yard in the dark wearing a zentai suit with holes cut in the eyes and wearing a shopping bag as a loincloth
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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i just googled the word pareidolia until i found one i liked, i almost went with this archway
an archway that kind of looks like homer simpson if you ask me
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
a cheese grater that, if viewed from the correct angle, appears to have a friendly, stupid face, an example of Pareidolia
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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11/25/2025
a doodle of a snake that is shaped like a dog with a caption reading "something's been different about my dog recently, but I can't quite place it."
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Wow the director of “the underground comedy movie” and “InAPPropriate Comedy” is getting into politics
The poster for Vince Offer’s film “the underground comedy movie” featuring an overexposed photo of two women in bikinis apparently having a difficult time shitting or something, also informing viewers that Slash is in the movie.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Get The Look
A black and white drawing of a large, loose hanging human face, accompanied by a weirdly angular body reclining at the bottom of the image also wearing a loose fitting human face, with ad text that says "Get the look... at Big Mert's Used and Discount Human Faces We have the widest selection of gently used faces in all the most popular styles. the reclining figure at the bottom is saying "Everyone asks what's my secret for looking so human but I'll never tell."
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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This is where my night went
Murder City Devils
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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I feel you dude
One of my leopard geckos is shedding
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Faces of meth
Peter thiel looking normal Peter Thiel looking sweaty and with way too much of his skull visible under his skin
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Love those classic Looney Tunes? Thrill and delight as Porky Pig is flattened between two sheets of glass!
A four panel comic with big letters at the top that say "love those classic looney tunes? Thrill and delight as Porky Pig is flattened between two sheets of glass!" We see porky pig. His body begins to bulge and deform. His body bulges further, the ink that makes up his colors begins to eject from ruptures in his outline. Porky pig is now reduced to a collection of blobs of color, his face sticking out of them, saying "at what level of abstraction do I stop being myself? Do I have a self? Do I persist as long as I am remembered? But then- can you really tell the difference between a memory and a dream?"
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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11/20/2025
a loose doodle of a person sitting in a hole, wet and covered in dirt, with a caption "people like initiative, so rather than wait for an offer, I've gone ahead and put myself in a hole and I'm degrading my body until a rich and powerful man with brand endorsements and an empty smile gives me money for my trouble and puts the video online."
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM