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@ironlilacc.bsky.social

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 10d

I wish my last two brain cells would start touching each other or something

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 8h

Learned my very first insults from mad libs and a volatile grandfather like any other growing girl

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 19h

Sorry about the mess. I'm a shitty housewife

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 9h

might just ascend to heaven directly from my windshield

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 9h

*pulling shenanigans out of the holster on my hip*

I warned you.

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 9h

Went to the woods to ask the fog what i should do but I couldn't see anything

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 10h

if i die in an explosion please
tell everyone i went kablooey

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cass ✨ @starsetbyte.lol · 9h

looking for the fresh ooze

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 9h

Guess I'll just twist my own nipples

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 9h

Conjuring up some more brain cells in my magic mud puddle

𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 9h

So fucking full of noodles right now

𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 9h

Listening to noises dads make when they stand up from a sitting position before bed to ensure sweet dreams

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 12h

hey dont be funny right now im
trying to shave my sensitive areas

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 11h

Get in loser, we're blowing this popsicle stand

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 12h

Reading the hair on my shower walls like tea leaves

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 17h

Picking at our own corpse again are we.

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 1d

Onlyfans, but it's just me shittily frosting cakes

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3d

asking the void if it wants any updog

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 3d

A haunted house filled with strangers asking which tattoo hurt the most

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

My soul is as deep as my pores baby

𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

Putting my chewed off press on nails in the tip jar

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

The hobby lobby is not where you get a lobotomy. In case you were wondering

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3d

After your first couple abductions they let you meet the really hot aliens

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

Hot air balloon ride powered by morning breath

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

At that stage where my dogs get cat called more than me now

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

Perfect morning

My two pitbull mixes snuggling with me in bed. One is laying her head on my pillow, and the other is laying his head on my chest.

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