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@ironlilacc.bsky.social

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 9d

I wish my last two brain cells would start touching each other or something

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 4h

Picking at our own corpse again are we.

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 1d

Onlyfans, but it's just me shittily frosting cakes

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2d

asking the void if it wants any updog

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2d

A haunted house filled with strangers asking which tattoo hurt the most

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 2d

My soul is as deep as my pores baby

𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 2d

Putting my chewed off press on nails in the tip jar

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

The hobby lobby is not where you get a lobotomy. In case you were wondering

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3d

After your first couple abductions they let you meet the really hot aliens

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

Hot air balloon ride powered by morning breath

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

At that stage where my dogs get cat called more than me now

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

Perfect morning

My two pitbull mixes snuggling with me in bed. One is laying her head on my pillow, and the other is laying his head on my chest.

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 3d

If someone knocks on the bathroom door while I am using it, I cry out, "The ritual is not yet complete!"

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 3d

hey babe, I set your bed on fire

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

I will be in my mud puddle pondering and making potions

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

I hope this email finds you a meaning to life

𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

*meeting a new person*
Oh thank fuck you are also dumb

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 3d

Pinning my hopes and dreams on whatever surface they adhere to longer than a few moments

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 3d

My ducks are not in a row. They’re busy planning tonight’s orgy.

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 3d

If anyone needs me I’ll be exposing my soft underbelly then lunging violently at anyone who tries to touch me

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 3d

Welcome to the end of your psychosis you are now in hell

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 4d

Ordering more brain cells from temu

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 4d

Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 4d

My brain farts have a wet and earthy aroma

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 4d

My plague is bubonic and my anxiety is chronic

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 4d

If you follow me while I'm on my period the blood magic is working