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May all your holes find glory this holiday season
Only got one chill pill left who knows what's gonna happen
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Only got one chill pill left who knows what's gonna happen
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Sometimes I have to hit the post button twice. It's like bsky knows my post is so bad it's giving me a chance to delete it instead
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Sometimes I have to hit the post button twice. It's like bsky knows my post is so bad it's giving me a chance to delete it instead
The prophecy foretells that I will waste away on the couch yet another day
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The prophecy foretells that I will waste away on the couch yet another day
It's my fat dumptruck cheeks isn't it
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It's my fat dumptruck cheeks isn't it
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that’s weird, your snow angel kinda looks like the devil
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
that’s weird, your snow angel kinda looks like the devil
Assessing the feng shui in your fish tank, horrified
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Assessing the feng shui in your fish tank, horrified
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The pie filling became the filling in me. I am pie. Pie is I. We are pie.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The pie filling became the filling in me. I am pie. Pie is I. We are pie.
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going back in time to let another sperm win the race
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
going back in time to let another sperm win the race
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Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
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Trazodone so I trazodon't
September 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Trazodone so I trazodon't
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Bleached the webs of my toes for you, please respond.
September 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Bleached the webs of my toes for you, please respond.
I hate cheese pulls on a mozzarella stick omfg just stay put
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I hate cheese pulls on a mozzarella stick omfg just stay put
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sorry I went through your dog door and rearranged your furniture
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
sorry I went through your dog door and rearranged your furniture
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always love putting on my going to bed jeans
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
always love putting on my going to bed jeans
It's been difficult playing tug of war with the dog with this tooth sensitivity I've been having
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It's been difficult playing tug of war with the dog with this tooth sensitivity I've been having
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Youre telling me a devil fucked this egg?
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Youre telling me a devil fucked this egg?
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That's MISS impressively underwhelming, SIR.
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
That's MISS impressively underwhelming, SIR.
After giving much thanks, my dad and I discussed which pain pill is superior after surgical procedures.
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
After giving much thanks, my dad and I discussed which pain pill is superior after surgical procedures.
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Sometimes I’ll meet someone and just know they drank milk with dinner when they were a kid
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sometimes I’ll meet someone and just know they drank milk with dinner when they were a kid
Kiss me, I taste like chewed on fingernails
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Kiss me, I taste like chewed on fingernails
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
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i showed you my casserole please respond
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i showed you my casserole please respond
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Don’t forget to eat the turkey’s heart to gain its jive dancing powers
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Don’t forget to eat the turkey’s heart to gain its jive dancing powers
*gasping for breath*
Please...when the time comes...remind me to... switch over the laundry.
Please...when the time comes...remind me to... switch over the laundry.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
*gasping for breath*
Please...when the time comes...remind me to... switch over the laundry.
Please...when the time comes...remind me to... switch over the laundry.