BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
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Replacing myself with a life-size Jello Jiggler for the day. Blob enough.
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It's funny when you realize something you haven't been realizing even though you've realized it several times before, it's quite a realization
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It's funny when you realize something you haven't been realizing even though you've realized it several times before, it's quite a realization
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I moved the icons around on my home screen, and I don't know who I am anymore
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I moved the icons around on my home screen, and I don't know who I am anymore
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a “sweet sixteen” party but it’s because there are two eight track players
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
a “sweet sixteen” party but it’s because there are two eight track players
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I looked outside and there's no snow, so all images I'm seeing of it must be fakes.
Stop trying to trick me. Snow isn't real!
Stop trying to trick me. Snow isn't real!
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I looked outside and there's no snow, so all images I'm seeing of it must be fakes.
Stop trying to trick me. Snow isn't real!
Stop trying to trick me. Snow isn't real!
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People don't have seltzer bottles at the ready as much as they used to.
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
People don't have seltzer bottles at the ready as much as they used to.
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I’m engaged in random behaviors to explore the possibilities.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I’m engaged in random behaviors to explore the possibilities.
It's totally okay to ride on the luggage conveyor belt at the airport while being chased by some bumbling buffoons if it's on your bucket list.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It's totally okay to ride on the luggage conveyor belt at the airport while being chased by some bumbling buffoons if it's on your bucket list.
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For 17 weeks in 1991 the entire country was held hostage by Bryan Adams. We have never recovered as a nation.
July 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
For 17 weeks in 1991 the entire country was held hostage by Bryan Adams. We have never recovered as a nation.
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*slips up next to you suspiciously.
"You uh...lookin' to make this an ice-cream type situation?"
"You uh...lookin' to make this an ice-cream type situation?"
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
*slips up next to you suspiciously.
"You uh...lookin' to make this an ice-cream type situation?"
"You uh...lookin' to make this an ice-cream type situation?"
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You can sous-vide hotdogs if you want; it's not illegal.
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You can sous-vide hotdogs if you want; it's not illegal.
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Tonight’s progress. 🎨
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Tonight’s progress. 🎨
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Wanna maybe let me jingle those sleigh bells for you
December 5, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Wanna maybe let me jingle those sleigh bells for you
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Making banana bread for my spawn to take home with them tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Making banana bread for my spawn to take home with them tomorrow
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My newly three year old niece opened up her gift and said “Oh a comb, my favorite!”
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My newly three year old niece opened up her gift and said “Oh a comb, my favorite!”
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I saw a video of a lady doing a strawberry shortcake doll haul from an estate sale and one of the comments said, I vaguely remember them smelling like fruit. Vaguely? That’s their whole thing. And friendship, but mostly fruit.
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I saw a video of a lady doing a strawberry shortcake doll haul from an estate sale and one of the comments said, I vaguely remember them smelling like fruit. Vaguely? That’s their whole thing. And friendship, but mostly fruit.
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I'm bitching so much, but this is my life now
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'm bitching so much, but this is my life now
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Caught between a goat and New York City.
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Caught between a goat and New York City.
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Can't. Watching a youtube video on how to find owls.
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Can't. Watching a youtube video on how to find owls.
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Being handed the keys to a brand new consciousness during Peyotathon
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Being handed the keys to a brand new consciousness during Peyotathon
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Most economists agree that by age 50, you should:
- own at least one magic sword
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- be covered by a thin layer of moss & lichen
- disappear into a malevolent fog once a month
- become a creature of myth & legend in the old forest
- own at least one magic sword
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- be covered by a thin layer of moss & lichen
- disappear into a malevolent fog once a month
- become a creature of myth & legend in the old forest
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Most economists agree that by age 50, you should:
- own at least one magic sword
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- be covered by a thin layer of moss & lichen
- disappear into a malevolent fog once a month
- become a creature of myth & legend in the old forest
- own at least one magic sword
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- be covered by a thin layer of moss & lichen
- disappear into a malevolent fog once a month
- become a creature of myth & legend in the old forest
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When he hears the front door
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When he hears the front door
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How do I want to go?
Tripping into a display case and being impaled by hundreds of crystal unicorns
Tripping into a display case and being impaled by hundreds of crystal unicorns
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
How do I want to go?
Tripping into a display case and being impaled by hundreds of crystal unicorns
Tripping into a display case and being impaled by hundreds of crystal unicorns
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Using my mouse cursor to pet a jpeg of a dog
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Using my mouse cursor to pet a jpeg of a dog
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was drifting off to sleep but I suddenly imagined the world's largest bee and scared myself awake. Luckily I am able to resume my slumber once I think of an even larger bee but this one's on my side
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
was drifting off to sleep but I suddenly imagined the world's largest bee and scared myself awake. Luckily I am able to resume my slumber once I think of an even larger bee but this one's on my side