Baked Potato
@marquells.bsky.social
Charlie Kirk was a fucking loser.
A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri
A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri
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Baked Potato
@marquells.bsky.social
· Aug 15
consolar a los perturbados y perturbar a los cómodos
réconforter les perturbés et déranger les confortables
trösten die Gestörten und stören die Bequemen
troost de verstoorden en verstoor de comfortabele
לנחם את המופרעים ולהפריע לנוחים
втішити стурбованих і потурбувати комфортних
réconforter les perturbés et déranger les confortables
trösten die Gestörten und stören die Bequemen
troost de verstoorden en verstoor de comfortabele
לנחם את המופרעים ולהפריע לנוחים
втішити стурбованих і потурбувати комфортних
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Elmo Strikes Again!
Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency was quietly shut down eight months early after reports showed it had wasted more than $21.7 billion, froze projects, rehired thousands it had fired, and ultimately increased federal spending despite its mandate to cut it.
Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency was quietly shut down eight months early after reports showed it had wasted more than $21.7 billion, froze projects, rehired thousands it had fired, and ultimately increased federal spending despite its mandate to cut it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Elmo Strikes Again!
Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency was quietly shut down eight months early after reports showed it had wasted more than $21.7 billion, froze projects, rehired thousands it had fired, and ultimately increased federal spending despite its mandate to cut it.
Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency was quietly shut down eight months early after reports showed it had wasted more than $21.7 billion, froze projects, rehired thousands it had fired, and ultimately increased federal spending despite its mandate to cut it.
What kind of garbage is Masterclass filling people's heads with?
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What kind of garbage is Masterclass filling people's heads with?
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Magnificent ice art. 😲
Magnificent ice art. 😲
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
❄️ ❆ 💎 ❆ ❄️ ❆ 💎 ❆ ❄️
Magnificent ice art. 😲
Magnificent ice art. 😲
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If I had my druthers I'd be pretty scared bc i don't know what a druther is
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If I had my druthers I'd be pretty scared bc i don't know what a druther is
Is anyone proud that I made boom boom?
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Is anyone proud that I made boom boom?
You can toss my salad.
You can butter my toast.
You can season my fajitas
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You can toss my salad.
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Warning for North Carolina: Scams are increasing, and the confusion is being made worse by ICE agents failing to properly identify themselves and wearing masks. As a result, residents are becoming targets of immigration fraud.
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Warning for North Carolina: Scams are increasing, and the confusion is being made worse by ICE agents failing to properly identify themselves and wearing masks. As a result, residents are becoming targets of immigration fraud.
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I just watched the 2010 Ben Affleck movie, 'The Town', here's how I imagine the auditions went...
Affleck: How's your Boston accent?
Renner: BAH-ston.
Affleck: BAHS-ton.
Renner:BAHHHS-ton...
Affleck: Perfect! Send in Hamm.
And then it just goes on and on from there.
Affleck: How's your Boston accent?
Renner: BAH-ston.
Affleck: BAHS-ton.
Renner:BAHHHS-ton...
Affleck: Perfect! Send in Hamm.
And then it just goes on and on from there.
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I just watched the 2010 Ben Affleck movie, 'The Town', here's how I imagine the auditions went...
Affleck: How's your Boston accent?
Renner: BAH-ston.
Affleck: BAHS-ton.
Renner:BAHHHS-ton...
Affleck: Perfect! Send in Hamm.
And then it just goes on and on from there.
Affleck: How's your Boston accent?
Renner: BAH-ston.
Affleck: BAHS-ton.
Renner:BAHHHS-ton...
Affleck: Perfect! Send in Hamm.
And then it just goes on and on from there.
"Frozen eyes stare deep in your mind as you diiiiiiie"
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"Frozen eyes stare deep in your mind as you diiiiiiie"
Normalize casually asking a group of strangers if this is the swinger's meetup
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Normalize casually asking a group of strangers if this is the swinger's meetup
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A new analysis from the Canadian Centre for Policy Alternatives looked at 25 countries and found those with more privatized health care fared worse on seven mortality indicators. The report comes as several provinces pursue privatizing some health-care services.
#cdnpoli #skpoli
#cdnpoli #skpoli
Study links health-care privatization with higher mortality rates
A new analysis from the Canadian Centre for Policy Alternatives looked at 25 countries and found those with more privatized health care fared worse on seven mortality indicators. The report comes as s...
www.cbc.ca
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Wine mommies be like
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wine mommies be like
Eat each other alive, maga.
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Eat each other alive, maga.
* snickering in library *
I'm checking out books on birds and bees.
I'm checking out books on birds and bees.
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
* snickering in library *
I'm checking out books on birds and bees.
I'm checking out books on birds and bees.
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If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.
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Get out of annoying small talk by repeatedly responding with "hard on" instead of "right on"
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Get out of annoying small talk by repeatedly responding with "hard on" instead of "right on"
Xmas bear gyno edition
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Xmas bear gyno edition
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You want some cheese?
*me flirting
*me flirting
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You want some cheese?
*me flirting
*me flirting
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I've seen CEOs getting way too much hate on here lately. CEOs regularly go the extra mile so we know a company is in good hands. Take Meta, for example. Mark Zuckerberg holds quarterly meetings to convince investors that he's not a virgin. That's the kind of leadership that earns you the big bucks.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I've seen CEOs getting way too much hate on here lately. CEOs regularly go the extra mile so we know a company is in good hands. Take Meta, for example. Mark Zuckerberg holds quarterly meetings to convince investors that he's not a virgin. That's the kind of leadership that earns you the big bucks.
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The future is now
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The future is now
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It’s not “potentially divisive“ if you happen to like Nazis.
BREAKING: The U.S. Coast Guard just announced they won’t classify swastikas and nooses as hate symbols anymore they’re calling them ‘potentially divisive.’ Potentially divisive? Listen, a noose isn’t a conversation starter. A swastika isn’t a debate topic. They are dangerous hate symbols. Full stop
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It’s not “potentially divisive“ if you happen to like Nazis.
Back in The Day, I think folks dealt with people like Karoline Leavitt by strapping them to a log, then pouring hot tar on them before covering them in feathers.
It was mostly non-fatal, but traumatizing nonetheless.
It was mostly non-fatal, but traumatizing nonetheless.
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Back in The Day, I think folks dealt with people like Karoline Leavitt by strapping them to a log, then pouring hot tar on them before covering them in feathers.
It was mostly non-fatal, but traumatizing nonetheless.
It was mostly non-fatal, but traumatizing nonetheless.
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The Department of Education will close and labour, interior, state and HHS will take over.
If RFK Jr’s HHS has anything to do with education deliverables, we’re doomed.
Kids won’t be taught anything about health.
They’ll be taught that only the “strong” deserve to survive.
If RFK Jr’s HHS has anything to do with education deliverables, we’re doomed.
Kids won’t be taught anything about health.
They’ll be taught that only the “strong” deserve to survive.
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The Department of Education will close and labour, interior, state and HHS will take over.
If RFK Jr’s HHS has anything to do with education deliverables, we’re doomed.
Kids won’t be taught anything about health.
They’ll be taught that only the “strong” deserve to survive.
If RFK Jr’s HHS has anything to do with education deliverables, we’re doomed.
Kids won’t be taught anything about health.
They’ll be taught that only the “strong” deserve to survive.
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Referring to semen as "throat lotion."
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Referring to semen as "throat lotion."