Baked Potato
@marquells.bsky.social
Charlie Kirk was a fucking loser.
A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri
A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri
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Baked Potato
@marquells.bsky.social
· Aug 15
consolar a los perturbados y perturbar a los cómodos
réconforter les perturbés et déranger les confortables
trösten die Gestörten und stören die Bequemen
troost de verstoorden en verstoor de comfortabele
לנחם את המופרעים ולהפריע לנוחים
втішити стурбованих і потурбувати комфортних
réconforter les perturbés et déranger les confortables
trösten die Gestörten und stören die Bequemen
troost de verstoorden en verstoor de comfortabele
לנחם את המופרעים ולהפריע לנוחים
втішити стурбованих і потурбувати комфортних
Please return my copy of Back Door Sluts vol. 9, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Please return my copy of Back Door Sluts vol. 9, Charlie Brown.
Who up stuffing they turkey's ass?
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Who up stuffing they turkey's ass?
He's a 10 but he's afraid to say "vagina."
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
He's a 10 but he's afraid to say "vagina."
Proud to say I've lost exactly $0 USD in crypto speculation.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Proud to say I've lost exactly $0 USD in crypto speculation.
It would be cool to have a sound effect of stirring macaroni when you scroll bsky.
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It would be cool to have a sound effect of stirring macaroni when you scroll bsky.
As the holidays approach, I'd like to give a reminder to everyone:
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
As the holidays approach, I'd like to give a reminder to everyone:
At that age where putting on a t-shirt wrong wrecks my neck for a week.
Plz upload my conscious self into the body of a college tight-end; I'm done with this one.
Plz upload my conscious self into the body of a college tight-end; I'm done with this one.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
At that age where putting on a t-shirt wrong wrecks my neck for a week.
Plz upload my conscious self into the body of a college tight-end; I'm done with this one.
Plz upload my conscious self into the body of a college tight-end; I'm done with this one.
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Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
July 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
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When someone asks how I'm doing
October 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
When someone asks how I'm doing
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Elmo Strikes Again!
Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency was quietly shut down eight months early after reports showed it had wasted more than $21.7 billion, froze projects, rehired thousands it had fired, and ultimately increased federal spending despite its mandate to cut it.
Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency was quietly shut down eight months early after reports showed it had wasted more than $21.7 billion, froze projects, rehired thousands it had fired, and ultimately increased federal spending despite its mandate to cut it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Elmo Strikes Again!
Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency was quietly shut down eight months early after reports showed it had wasted more than $21.7 billion, froze projects, rehired thousands it had fired, and ultimately increased federal spending despite its mandate to cut it.
Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency was quietly shut down eight months early after reports showed it had wasted more than $21.7 billion, froze projects, rehired thousands it had fired, and ultimately increased federal spending despite its mandate to cut it.
What kind of garbage is Masterclass filling people's heads with?
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What kind of garbage is Masterclass filling people's heads with?
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❄️ ❆ 💎 ❆ ❄️ ❆ 💎 ❆ ❄️
Magnificent ice art. 😲
Magnificent ice art. 😲
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
❄️ ❆ 💎 ❆ ❄️ ❆ 💎 ❆ ❄️
Magnificent ice art. 😲
Magnificent ice art. 😲
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If I had my druthers I'd be pretty scared bc i don't know what a druther is
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If I had my druthers I'd be pretty scared bc i don't know what a druther is
Is anyone proud that I made boom boom?
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Is anyone proud that I made boom boom?
You can toss my salad.
You can butter my toast.
You can season my fajitas
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You can toss my salad.
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Warning for North Carolina: Scams are increasing, and the confusion is being made worse by ICE agents failing to properly identify themselves and wearing masks. As a result, residents are becoming targets of immigration fraud.
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Warning for North Carolina: Scams are increasing, and the confusion is being made worse by ICE agents failing to properly identify themselves and wearing masks. As a result, residents are becoming targets of immigration fraud.
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I just watched the 2010 Ben Affleck movie, 'The Town', here's how I imagine the auditions went...
Affleck: How's your Boston accent?
Renner: BAH-ston.
Affleck: BAHS-ton.
Renner:BAHHHS-ton...
Affleck: Perfect! Send in Hamm.
And then it just goes on and on from there.
Affleck: How's your Boston accent?
Renner: BAH-ston.
Affleck: BAHS-ton.
Renner:BAHHHS-ton...
Affleck: Perfect! Send in Hamm.
And then it just goes on and on from there.
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I just watched the 2010 Ben Affleck movie, 'The Town', here's how I imagine the auditions went...
Affleck: How's your Boston accent?
Renner: BAH-ston.
Affleck: BAHS-ton.
Renner:BAHHHS-ton...
Affleck: Perfect! Send in Hamm.
And then it just goes on and on from there.
Affleck: How's your Boston accent?
Renner: BAH-ston.
Affleck: BAHS-ton.
Renner:BAHHHS-ton...
Affleck: Perfect! Send in Hamm.
And then it just goes on and on from there.
"Frozen eyes stare deep in your mind as you diiiiiiie"
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"Frozen eyes stare deep in your mind as you diiiiiiie"
Normalize casually asking a group of strangers if this is the swinger's meetup
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Normalize casually asking a group of strangers if this is the swinger's meetup
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A new analysis from the Canadian Centre for Policy Alternatives looked at 25 countries and found those with more privatized health care fared worse on seven mortality indicators. The report comes as several provinces pursue privatizing some health-care services.
#cdnpoli #skpoli
#cdnpoli #skpoli
Study links health-care privatization with higher mortality rates
A new analysis from the Canadian Centre for Policy Alternatives looked at 25 countries and found those with more privatized health care fared worse on seven mortality indicators. The report comes as s...
www.cbc.ca
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Wine mommies be like
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wine mommies be like
Eat each other alive, maga.
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Eat each other alive, maga.
* snickering in library *
I'm checking out books on birds and bees.
I'm checking out books on birds and bees.
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
* snickering in library *
I'm checking out books on birds and bees.
I'm checking out books on birds and bees.
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If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.
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Get out of annoying small talk by repeatedly responding with "hard on" instead of "right on"
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Get out of annoying small talk by repeatedly responding with "hard on" instead of "right on"