Coach
@cm2568.bsky.social
Woof Crew Dad
I share music with lyrics & try my best to be kind.
Progressive
Boops welcomed.
Stay a while - I'll put the kettle on for you.
Brain Farts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
I share music with lyrics & try my best to be kind.
Progressive
Boops welcomed.
Stay a while - I'll put the kettle on for you.
Brain Farts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
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You can grate my cheese. 🧀
You can butter my toast.
You can season my fajitas
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You can grate my cheese. 🧀
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You can caramel my apple. 🍏
You can season my fajitas
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
You can caramel my apple. 🍏
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Time for walkies I say as I grab the leash
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Time for walkies I say as I grab the leash
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how it started vs. how it's going
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
how it started vs. how it's going
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you can whip my meringue
you can praline my pecans
you can layer my mille-feuille
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
you can whip my meringue
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I've gone from loving to grab a drink at the bar to loving the grab bar in my bathroom.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I've gone from loving to grab a drink at the bar to loving the grab bar in my bathroom.
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eat me like one of your French fries
...and send
...and send
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
eat me like one of your French fries
...and send
...and send
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you can flambe my banana
you can icing my sweet roll
You can butter my toast.
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
you can flambe my banana
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when one vacuum is used to clean another vacuum, they make little baby vacuums
If I use the hose extension of one vacuum to clean dust off my Roomba is that... like sexual for the vacuums?
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
when one vacuum is used to clean another vacuum, they make little baby vacuums
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Lucy had such a good time in the creek today, but now she’s so very stinky.
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Lucy had such a good time in the creek today, but now she’s so very stinky.
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this is about me
everything might be terrible all the time but at least there are cats
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
this is about me
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Garlic naan will save your life if you let it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Garlic naan will save your life if you let it.
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instead of find my phone there should be a find my glasses app
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
instead of find my phone there should be a find my glasses app
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why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
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Saw a clip of a "cat show" and now i keep lifting my cats in the air like the judge did, evaluating them, and saying, "mmm... that's a good cat." They love it and don't seem confused at all
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Saw a clip of a "cat show" and now i keep lifting my cats in the air like the judge did, evaluating them, and saying, "mmm... that's a good cat." They love it and don't seem confused at all
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Me talking to someone who doesn't have bsky and forgetting they don't know our slang:
Omg. I love bsky too much maybe. Like, i skeet a lot. Like multiple skeets per hr some days!
Them: ... 👀
Omg. I love bsky too much maybe. Like, i skeet a lot. Like multiple skeets per hr some days!
Them: ... 👀
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Me talking to someone who doesn't have bsky and forgetting they don't know our slang:
Omg. I love bsky too much maybe. Like, i skeet a lot. Like multiple skeets per hr some days!
Them: ... 👀
Omg. I love bsky too much maybe. Like, i skeet a lot. Like multiple skeets per hr some days!
Them: ... 👀
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Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
The Browns look like they forgot their uniforms and had to find the ones they are wearing today at Play It Again Sports
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The Browns look like they forgot their uniforms and had to find the ones they are wearing today at Play It Again Sports
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Let's learn some Irish! Today's words come from my attempted breakfast by way of @austintashis.bsky.social who labelled it a "scrambled pancake" 😂
pancóg (PAN-cohk) = 🥞 pancake
briste (BRISH-ta) = 💔 broken
Féach ar mo phancóg briste! (Behold my broken pancake!)
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pancóg (PAN-cohk) = 🥞 pancake
briste (BRISH-ta) = 💔 broken
Féach ar mo phancóg briste! (Behold my broken pancake!)
🇮🇪 #IrishWOTD
I decided to make a chocolate chip pancake this morning. It did not go well. (My spatula was way too small for the size pancake I made 😑) I covered the whole thing with whipped cream, though, and it tasted just fine 😉
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Let's learn some Irish! Today's words come from my attempted breakfast by way of @austintashis.bsky.social who labelled it a "scrambled pancake" 😂
pancóg (PAN-cohk) = 🥞 pancake
briste (BRISH-ta) = 💔 broken
Féach ar mo phancóg briste! (Behold my broken pancake!)
🇮🇪 #IrishWOTD
pancóg (PAN-cohk) = 🥞 pancake
briste (BRISH-ta) = 💔 broken
Féach ar mo phancóg briste! (Behold my broken pancake!)
🇮🇪 #IrishWOTD
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Assplosion is a nice name for grandma’s ambrosia
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Assplosion is a nice name for grandma’s ambrosia
Just finished cleaning the gutters. Good times. Being on the roof for that long makes me weak in the knees.
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Just finished cleaning the gutters. Good times. Being on the roof for that long makes me weak in the knees.
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I forgot to post on caturday but here’s brisket in a drawer 🥰😍
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I forgot to post on caturday but here’s brisket in a drawer 🥰😍
Some sticky toffee pudding might fix me
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Some sticky toffee pudding might fix me
I wonder who's is older, me or Joe Flacco?
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I wonder who's is older, me or Joe Flacco?