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@cm2568.bsky.social
Woof Crew Dad

I share music with lyrics & try my best to be kind.

Progressive

Boops welcomed.

Stay a while - I'll put the kettle on for you.

Brain Farts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
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You can grate my cheese. 🧀
You can butter my toast.
You can season my fajitas
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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You can caramel my apple. 🍏
You can season my fajitas
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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😂😂 Happy Sunday, Jimmy!
#jokesters
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Time for walkies I say as I grab the leash
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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how it started vs. how it's going
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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you can whip my meringue
you can praline my pecans
you can layer my mille-feuille
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I've gone from loving to grab a drink at the bar to loving the grab bar in my bathroom.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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eat me like one of your French fries

...and send
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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you can flambe my banana
you can icing my sweet roll
You can butter my toast.
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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when one vacuum is used to clean another vacuum, they make little baby vacuums
If I use the hose extension of one vacuum to clean dust off my Roomba is that... like sexual for the vacuums?
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Lucy had such a good time in the creek today, but now she’s so very stinky.
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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this is about me
everything might be terrible all the time but at least there are cats
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Garlic naan will save your life if you let it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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instead of find my phone there should be a find my glasses app
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Saw a clip of a "cat show" and now i keep lifting my cats in the air like the judge did, evaluating them, and saying, "mmm... that's a good cat." They love it and don't seem confused at all
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Me talking to someone who doesn't have bsky and forgetting they don't know our slang:

Omg. I love bsky too much maybe. Like, i skeet a lot. Like multiple skeets per hr some days!

Them: ... 👀
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The Browns look like they forgot their uniforms and had to find the ones they are wearing today at Play It Again Sports
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Let's learn some Irish! Today's words come from my attempted breakfast by way of @austintashis.bsky.social who labelled it a "scrambled pancake" 😂

pancóg (PAN-cohk) = 🥞 pancake
briste (BRISH-ta) = 💔 broken

Féach ar mo phancóg briste! (Behold my broken pancake!)

🇮🇪 #IrishWOTD
I decided to make a chocolate chip pancake this morning. It did not go well. (My spatula was way too small for the size pancake I made 😑) I covered the whole thing with whipped cream, though, and it tasted just fine 😉
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Assplosion is a nice name for grandma’s ambrosia
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just finished cleaning the gutters. Good times. Being on the roof for that long makes me weak in the knees.
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I forgot to post on caturday but here’s brisket in a drawer 🥰😍
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Some sticky toffee pudding might fix me
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I wonder who's is older, me or Joe Flacco?
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM