Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist
@jfloozie.xyz
Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate.
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Sorry for blaming the cat
I found my nut
I found my nut
I lost a nut
I blame the cat
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sorry for blaming the cat
I found my nut
I found my nut
I lost a nut
I blame the cat
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I lost a nut
I blame the cat
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I blame the cat
Gold Phish
Uncle Cracker Barrel
Burger Kings of Leon
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Gold Phish
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@ama-thyst.bsky.social is weird. missing out if you’re not following.
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@ama-thyst.bsky.social is weird. missing out if you’re not following.
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One of the biggest things my dad taught me was how wrong it is to think of family as "my four and no more." If your family is hard for you and you dread holidays as a result, maybe you can spend time with someone who would love kindness this year. Hit me up if you don't see anyone who needs it :)
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
One of the biggest things my dad taught me was how wrong it is to think of family as "my four and no more." If your family is hard for you and you dread holidays as a result, maybe you can spend time with someone who would love kindness this year. Hit me up if you don't see anyone who needs it :)
I* noticed you from across the bar**. I want your digits; all ten of them coursing over my body.
*a cat
**basement
*a cat
**basement
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I* noticed you from across the bar**. I want your digits; all ten of them coursing over my body.
*a cat
**basement
*a cat
**basement
I am the worst gift giver
I can't resist giving it asap, it's just too exciting
I can't resist giving it asap, it's just too exciting
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I am the worst gift giver
I can't resist giving it asap, it's just too exciting
I can't resist giving it asap, it's just too exciting
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roses are red
basic bitches in fall;
basic bitches in fall;
i just think we should rethink letting “women vote” thats all
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
roses are red
basic bitches in fall;
basic bitches in fall;
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Him: ... *phone flashes and it lights up my feet*
Me: did you just take a picture of my feet?
Him: pff.... uh nno...
Me: ....
Him: ...
Me: ...
Him: ... *does it again*
Me: BABY NNNOOOOOO
Me: did you just take a picture of my feet?
Him: pff.... uh nno...
Me: ....
Him: ...
Me: ...
Him: ... *does it again*
Me: BABY NNNOOOOOO
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Him: ... *phone flashes and it lights up my feet*
Me: did you just take a picture of my feet?
Him: pff.... uh nno...
Me: ....
Him: ...
Me: ...
Him: ... *does it again*
Me: BABY NNNOOOOOO
Me: did you just take a picture of my feet?
Him: pff.... uh nno...
Me: ....
Him: ...
Me: ...
Him: ... *does it again*
Me: BABY NNNOOOOOO
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*slaps a xmas bow on your forehead because you are a gift
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
*slaps a xmas bow on your forehead because you are a gift
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Good morning, Skeethearts ☀️ 🔥 💖 ☕️
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Good morning, Skeethearts ☀️ 🔥 💖 ☕️
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THEM: you’re never going to invent anything with that work ethic
SUSAN [sitting on her ass]: eventually the tables will turn
SUSAN [sitting on her ass]: eventually the tables will turn
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
THEM: you’re never going to invent anything with that work ethic
SUSAN [sitting on her ass]: eventually the tables will turn
SUSAN [sitting on her ass]: eventually the tables will turn
I've lost track. Which rules still matter?
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I've lost track. Which rules still matter?
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Hamburger should really help sloppy joe
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hamburger should really help sloppy joe
What wine pairs well with your mom?
What wine pairs with desperate man child?
What wine pairs well with existential dread
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What wine pairs well with your mom?
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one time I was in a lake with my dad and a bluegill latched onto his nipple, that shit fucked me up
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
one time I was in a lake with my dad and a bluegill latched onto his nipple, that shit fucked me up
I can't stop listening to their new album. So many great songs
Cook
YouTube video by Lettuce - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I can't stop listening to their new album. So many great songs
Do they make products for chapped tongues
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Do they make products for chapped tongues
Turned around to see this doofus with his tongue just hanging out
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Turned around to see this doofus with his tongue just hanging out
Thought before getting out of bed this morning: I really need to read a book, my attention span is crap
Now: fuck I'm doing it again
Now: fuck I'm doing it again
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Thought before getting out of bed this morning: I really need to read a book, my attention span is crap
Now: fuck I'm doing it again
Now: fuck I'm doing it again