FloOoOozies 👻
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Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate. Just Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:umc6fov3mi46sjskx35qirwn/feed/aaaetdxpqz32i PFP ART BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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I am new to social media. I am learning all the social norms here and I do make mistakes. I am not here for debates. I am not here to make anyone feel bad. To my horror I have found myself being a reply guy. If I am not make you laugh or feel good then I have likely made a mistake.
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I could just share my thoughts and dreams
A river otter laying on its belly face forward head resting its front paws with its elbows on the ground. It's giving its best cute face.
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I hope your recovery is swift 🫂🧡
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I raise you multiple venomous spiders, muhaha
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NEWS

Black Widow Spiders Found at Northern Virginia High School

Pest management teams were reportedly sent to remove the venomous spiders.
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Booo, feel better now 🪄✨
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Hahahah, same, same
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Have you learned to create your own feeds yet? There are tutorials. I have used 2 different services to create my own feeds. Also there is the Popular with Friends feed, iirc. If you are interested I can help.
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My cat has a dog fetish, she rubs her face all over my dogs
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Why do you subject yourselves to that? Create a feed you like or add mute words.
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if u see this post a robot 🤖
Princess Leia's robot Lola
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I like to garden. May I try?
Big forehead ice dude picture but I have replaced his face with an upsidedown butternut squash
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fuck man, there is no way to know if this is real
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I would feel okay, not great, except I have a posture problem with my pelvis, smfh, that makes my belly look huge
I need someone to follow me around smacking me into good posture <-I had to rewrite this last bit several times so as not to sound...
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for a second I thought your drink started with tylenol
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I can relate. It will feel so good! 🧡
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some bumble shenanigans for you🖤🐝
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I wish my penis made me laugh the way it makes others laugh
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every time: my belly isn't like that!?!?
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that is a terrible thing for your family to go through 💙🫂