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Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist
@jfloozie.xyz
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Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate.

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After
A peeled piece of ginger that looks like a member
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Before
A ginger root that looks like an uncut member
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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How else are you going to know it's real?
A jar of blue cheese dressing that says REAL INGREDIENTS
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Do they make products for chapped tongues
A collage of Thomas Edison the Maltipoo. He was napping with his tongue out so I disturbed him for a photo
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Turned around to see this doofus with his tongue just hanging out
Thomas Edison the Maltipoo with his tongue out
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I'm killing it
Screenshot of article headline Want Better Results? Start By "Thinking Negative" The photo shows a lady looking into the distance with a mug pressed against her face.
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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@badposter.lol got sponsorship
Screenshot WRIC ABC 8News Raccoon's Recommendations PATRÓN Please Sip Responsibly | 40.0% Alc. by Vol. Follow Virginia ABC launches new campaign with drunk raccoon 1d A racoon is pictured holding a bottle of tequila
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Screenshot ship Follow animentality Nov 20 Subscribe Jum @JesterJum If you're naked on your front porch and the neighbors can't see you, its rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, its urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your naked neighbor (also on their front porch) waves at you, it's Florida.
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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From a life long ago brother and sister kittens
Linus and Suki brother and sister kittens snuggling with each other in what looks like a yin and yang symbol
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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New sweater from Etsy
Unlocked phrase: wicked good
A fellow with a bald head and a distinguished salt-and-pepper beard, wearing clear-rimmed spectacles and a classic, thick cable-knit sweater in a natural, sandy-beige color. This cozy gear, the sort that keeps you warm when the Nor'easter blows in, is set against a whimsical painting of a frog wearing bright glasses. He looks wicked comfortable.
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I have sucked the snot out of my daughter's nose
Cartoon diagram showing how to use a device to suck snot out of your kids nose. It's a hose with a larger bit on the nose end so it can hold the snot
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Someone has been up early with butt problems
Thomas Edison the Maltipoo looking cute but not feeling well asking dad to make it better
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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It can be so frustrating when I think 13y me will never see how cool I turned out
A bald middle aged white dude taking a selfie. He's wearing a blue graphic T-shirt that says Have the day you deserve. He is also wearing an unzipped brown sweater and holding a cup of coffee. He's like a god damned bad ass Mr. Rogers.
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I got obsessed a few times
I listened to 399 artists in 2025. These were my top 5 Polyrhythmics 1.976 minutes 2 3 Jamiroquai The Greyboy A... 5 Beastie Boys Phish YouTube Music music.youtube.com/recap
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Look what my baby bought for me
A T-shirt with a background of a multicolor striped circle, a slouchy frog standing upright with a coffee. The text underneath reads: I have to say weird stuff or I'll die
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Return to reality is imminent
A picture through the window of a plane showing a beautiful coast line wonderful shades of blue
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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That happened
Spiderman looking like a spider
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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It's where nut milk cums from
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Mine ❤️
The rump of my outback covered in bumper stickers
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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@twosense.bsky.social let the picking begin
My painted fingernails with two chipped
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Use the Import from BlueSky button 😀
A screenshot showing the button as described in the post
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.
A first-person view of legs crossed while relaxing on a sun lounger beside a resort beach side pool, with a woman floating on a raft in the distance and a thatched-roof building and palm trees under a bright blue, cloudy sky.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Erect Yoda hog
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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A flaccid Yoda hog
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM