e.g. Alice Lastname
@kissabix.bsky.social
Low calorie human
I am a breastfeeding enthusiast and happy to help anyone who needs it ♡ UK based information provided.
ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm
I am a breastfeeding enthusiast and happy to help anyone who needs it ♡ UK based information provided.
ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm
In hindsight, I should have prepped by doing at least 2 things
1. Cleaning my windows
2. Having some kind of artistic talent
*shrugs*
1. Cleaning my windows
2. Having some kind of artistic talent
*shrugs*
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
In hindsight, I should have prepped by doing at least 2 things
1. Cleaning my windows
2. Having some kind of artistic talent
*shrugs*
1. Cleaning my windows
2. Having some kind of artistic talent
*shrugs*
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Him:
I wanna see those breasts!
Make it spicy babe..
Me:
I wanna see those breasts!
Make it spicy babe..
Me:
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Him:
I wanna see those breasts!
Make it spicy babe..
Me:
I wanna see those breasts!
Make it spicy babe..
Me:
First date
*quaffs that d*
*quaffs that d*
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
First date
*quaffs that d*
*quaffs that d*
Hating someone is like drinking poison and expecting them to die.
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hating someone is like drinking poison and expecting them to die.
Some of your mothers needed ChatGBT and it shows
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Some of your mothers needed ChatGBT and it shows
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Actual historians describing any of the fun stories you've learned about history
September 9, 2023 at 12:23 PM
Actual historians describing any of the fun stories you've learned about history
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“After you namaste it’s time to namago” I say as the yoga class tosses me over a cliff
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“After you namaste it’s time to namago” I say as the yoga class tosses me over a cliff
It seems everytime I post about a new pregnancy since the last successful one, I've had to delete it.
But 20 weeks shows a healthy baby with 4 working heart chambers and a little button nose.
Merry Christmas to me
But 20 weeks shows a healthy baby with 4 working heart chambers and a little button nose.
Merry Christmas to me
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It seems everytime I post about a new pregnancy since the last successful one, I've had to delete it.
But 20 weeks shows a healthy baby with 4 working heart chambers and a little button nose.
Merry Christmas to me
But 20 weeks shows a healthy baby with 4 working heart chambers and a little button nose.
Merry Christmas to me
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Due to personal reasons I will keep posting
April 1, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Due to personal reasons I will keep posting
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(Laying in bed sick)
My cat: not feeling well huh? here, my ass in your face oughtta help
My cat: not feeling well huh? here, my ass in your face oughtta help
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
(Laying in bed sick)
My cat: not feeling well huh? here, my ass in your face oughtta help
My cat: not feeling well huh? here, my ass in your face oughtta help
The gpt in chatgpt is short for ghastly parental tips.
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The gpt in chatgpt is short for ghastly parental tips.
No, you've bought fabric paint to occupy yourself now your child has lurred you into a false sense of security by sleeping for 10 hours straight for the last 3 nights.
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
No, you've bought fabric paint to occupy yourself now your child has lurred you into a false sense of security by sleeping for 10 hours straight for the last 3 nights.
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rather than run the risk of inadvertently offending someone I insult people on purpose
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
rather than run the risk of inadvertently offending someone I insult people on purpose
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Remember how so many of you just *loved* Beefhurt Cretin even after finding out that he abused me & many other women? Here's his mugshot from his most recent DV arrest in which he beat the shit out of his current gf, same as he did to me. I feel so lucky to be out of that, and alive.
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Remember how so many of you just *loved* Beefhurt Cretin even after finding out that he abused me & many other women? Here's his mugshot from his most recent DV arrest in which he beat the shit out of his current gf, same as he did to me. I feel so lucky to be out of that, and alive.
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Checked my calendar for tomorrow and unfortunately there is a day there
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Checked my calendar for tomorrow and unfortunately there is a day there
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ME{from upstairs}: Honey, I'm gonna take a Bublé bath
WIFE: You mean a bubble bath, dear
ME: Uh...right
MICHAEL BUBLÉ: Are you getting in or what?
WIFE: You mean a bubble bath, dear
ME: Uh...right
MICHAEL BUBLÉ: Are you getting in or what?
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
ME{from upstairs}: Honey, I'm gonna take a Bublé bath
WIFE: You mean a bubble bath, dear
ME: Uh...right
MICHAEL BUBLÉ: Are you getting in or what?
WIFE: You mean a bubble bath, dear
ME: Uh...right
MICHAEL BUBLÉ: Are you getting in or what?
A bublé bath is like a normal bath but instead of throwing in the toaster it's the HiFi while playing his Christmas album
ME{from upstairs}: Honey, I'm gonna take a Bublé bath
WIFE: You mean a bubble bath, dear
ME: Uh...right
MICHAEL BUBLÉ: Are you getting in or what?
WIFE: You mean a bubble bath, dear
ME: Uh...right
MICHAEL BUBLÉ: Are you getting in or what?
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A bublé bath is like a normal bath but instead of throwing in the toaster it's the HiFi while playing his Christmas album
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“I. Know how to use periods”
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“I. Know how to use periods”
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
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I don’t know,luvs
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I don’t know,luvs
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
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If you smell sex and candy, do NOT get in the van.
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If you smell sex and candy, do NOT get in the van.
If you smell sex and candy please can you just help because these chocolate coins are NOT budging.
If you smell sex and candy, do NOT get in the van.
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If you smell sex and candy please can you just help because these chocolate coins are NOT budging.
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even a bad day with a bad dog is a good day
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
even a bad day with a bad dog is a good day