e.g. Alice Lastname
@kissabix.bsky.social
Low calorie human
I am a breastfeeding enthusiast and happy to help anyone who needs it ♡ UK based information provided.
ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm
I am a breastfeeding enthusiast and happy to help anyone who needs it ♡ UK based information provided.
ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm
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Sometimes you have to accept the fact that it was a bad skeet, not just Saturday.
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sometimes you have to accept the fact that it was a bad skeet, not just Saturday.
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i really need to tamper down my enthusiasm when i tell people “i hate to burst your bubble”
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
i really need to tamper down my enthusiasm when i tell people “i hate to burst your bubble”
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once u realize ppl do evil weird things to get a reaction out of you, you’ll learn silence is powerful
August 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
once u realize ppl do evil weird things to get a reaction out of you, you’ll learn silence is powerful
Why does America hate parents of newborns?
Why don't they have protection and a suitable maternity pay?
No wonder the formula business is booming there, there isnt any support for them to succeed.
Why don't they have protection and a suitable maternity pay?
No wonder the formula business is booming there, there isnt any support for them to succeed.
December 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Why does America hate parents of newborns?
Why don't they have protection and a suitable maternity pay?
No wonder the formula business is booming there, there isnt any support for them to succeed.
Why don't they have protection and a suitable maternity pay?
No wonder the formula business is booming there, there isnt any support for them to succeed.
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Her: We should get some food involved in the bedroom.
Me: *brings a jar of mayonnaise
Me: *brings a jar of mayonnaise
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Her: We should get some food involved in the bedroom.
Me: *brings a jar of mayonnaise
Me: *brings a jar of mayonnaise
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My two wolves are named anxiety and depression and they invited their cousin perimenopause to stay for a while
October 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
My two wolves are named anxiety and depression and they invited their cousin perimenopause to stay for a while
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*boops your nose
*mutes your account
*mutes your account
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
*boops your nose
*mutes your account
*mutes your account
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WD-40 but it’s my bra size
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
WD-40 but it’s my bra size
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ok kudos to the team. i thought this was pretty streamlined
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ok kudos to the team. i thought this was pretty streamlined
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Doctor: you have 6-7 days to live
Me: lol
Me: lol
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Doctor: you have 6-7 days to live
Me: lol
Me: lol
Ok, but have you heard about elf in the bin?
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Ok, but have you heard about elf in the bin?
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
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What wine pairs well with your mom?
What wine pairs with desperate man child?
What wine pairs well with existential dread
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What wine pairs well with your mom?
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
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Today feels like a fine day to stop giving a shit for awhile.
December 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Today feels like a fine day to stop giving a shit for awhile.
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What wine pairs well with existential dread
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
What wine pairs well with existential dread
What wine pairs with desperate man child?
What wine pairs well with existential dread
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
What wine pairs with desperate man child?
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Reverse cowgirl so I can wave your cape behind you
Reverse cowgirl bc you’ll never see me cumming
Reverse cowgirl bc I love to see you come but hate to see you go
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Reverse cowgirl so I can wave your cape behind you
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giggling uncontrollably every time my lawyer says pro bono
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
giggling uncontrollably every time my lawyer says pro bono
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BRING BACK AIR GUITAR CONTESTS YOU COWARDS
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
BRING BACK AIR GUITAR CONTESTS YOU COWARDS
The way the bank manager checks that I can "service the debt" does not require the fishnets that I put aside for this meeting. I know this now.
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The way the bank manager checks that I can "service the debt" does not require the fishnets that I put aside for this meeting. I know this now.
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“I’m a loser, baby”
“I’m a loser baby”
Commas are important. Babies are too young to be so self-deprecating.
“I’m a loser baby”
Commas are important. Babies are too young to be so self-deprecating.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“I’m a loser, baby”
“I’m a loser baby”
Commas are important. Babies are too young to be so self-deprecating.
“I’m a loser baby”
Commas are important. Babies are too young to be so self-deprecating.
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Is it too early for the Xmas decorations to come down?
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Is it too early for the Xmas decorations to come down?
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You can shimmy down my chimney if you wanna
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You can shimmy down my chimney if you wanna