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A Big Ail

@kissabix.bsky.social

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Low calorie human ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.bsky.social · 14h

I went through two different airports yesterday and witnessed people actually masking. Some of them were even wearing them correctly.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 16h

Just made a lot of minestrone, a maxestrone in fact.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 16h

the grim reaper driving a taxi full of meats and cheeses makes it a death cab for charcuterie.

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 13h

Me and who?

Large cat skeleton biting human head skull

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ambie nickelspooki✨ @trashxbandicoot.bsky.social · 14h

good morning friends ❤️✨

For the sake of your mental health, take mixed signals as a no

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

yeah i have FOMO

Fun
On
My
Online

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 4d

EVERYONE: come to Mastodon, it's so easy and fun now!

ME:

a post it that berger used to break up w/ carrie in sex and the city that says "i'm sorry i can't don't hate me"

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 14h

Received voicemail from Father in Law: Hi, have you seen on the group chat about Dave being in intensive care? Can you ring me back, I don't know which one is Dave.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · Mar 26

Him:
You have such beautiful eyes!

Me:
Thank you! I use them for crying

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 1d

Ian Watkins, at last.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · Sep 3

i make my kid say a cuss word everytime i catch them eating a bar of soap

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 1d

The hard af just made this a little more awkward

A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, I'm gonna need you to sit down

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1d

"Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."

-first taxidermist

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 1d

Pffft gedddoutta here, I only know you from a distance, and you've never shown a flaw.

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 2d

TGIF! (tongue goes in first)

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 2d

I am not taking medical advice from a man who looks like a piece of gum on a sidewalk in Phoenix

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 2d

it's called "gross pay" bc it's gross that you don't actually get all of that money

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 2d

You're talking to me like i dont knlw I'm a level 10 wizard who just added booming blade to her cantrips.

- him when he asks me to put my dirty clothes kn the laundry basket

A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, when I try and say this to my girls 💔

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · Jul 2

Ladies, I’m not usually one to give advice, but he’s not an asshole when he drinks. He’s an asshole. He just can’t hide it when he drinks.

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 2d

It's the future we all need

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If 2025 isn't the year for self-indulgence, then I don't want to know

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 2d

@nahyoudoit.bsky.social nuhhhhh you didn't thank you for the list add ♡

A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 2d

Home births because who doesn't want Halloween decor all year around

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