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The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing
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Death Cube for Cutie
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Death Cube for Cutie
The lines on the freeway are merely polite suggestions for this Lyft driver
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The lines on the freeway are merely polite suggestions for this Lyft driver
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Of course my neighbors decided Thanksgiving needs fireworks
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Of course my neighbors decided Thanksgiving needs fireworks
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Jar Jar Binks in “the green mile”
Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job”
John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done”
Jarjar: “Okietay!”
Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job”
John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done”
Jarjar: “Okietay!”
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Jar Jar Binks in “the green mile”
Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job”
John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done”
Jarjar: “Okietay!”
Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job”
John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done”
Jarjar: “Okietay!”
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just patiently waiting for his turn
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
just patiently waiting for his turn
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[Taking my date on a motorbike ride] Ok, so when I put the coin in the slot, you push the start button.
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
[Taking my date on a motorbike ride] Ok, so when I put the coin in the slot, you push the start button.
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Santa Claus is actually saying "Hydroxide, hydroxide, hydroxide!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Santa Claus is actually saying "Hydroxide, hydroxide, hydroxide!"
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in 2026, i will become the number 1 "sunning yourself on a rock like a lizard" influencer
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
in 2026, i will become the number 1 "sunning yourself on a rock like a lizard" influencer
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the horrifying realisation that ais talk the way our bosses wish we’d been talking to them all along
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
the horrifying realisation that ais talk the way our bosses wish we’d been talking to them all along
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Nobody asked, but I’m thankful for dogs. They never pester you with questions about what you’re thankful for at dinner.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Nobody asked, but I’m thankful for dogs. They never pester you with questions about what you’re thankful for at dinner.
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When I am President, every dog will get a prize
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When I am President, every dog will get a prize
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Me to 12yo: I've had smarter people than you tell me I'm funny
12yo: yeah well, I've had dumber people tell me I'm right
12yo: wait: that doesn't sound right
12yo: yeah well, I've had dumber people tell me I'm right
12yo: wait: that doesn't sound right
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Me to 12yo: I've had smarter people than you tell me I'm funny
12yo: yeah well, I've had dumber people tell me I'm right
12yo: wait: that doesn't sound right
12yo: yeah well, I've had dumber people tell me I'm right
12yo: wait: that doesn't sound right
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Woke up feeling refreshed, which is suspicious because I don’t remember signing up for hope.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Woke up feeling refreshed, which is suspicious because I don’t remember signing up for hope.
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happy thanksgiving, my darlings! 🦃🧡🍽
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
happy thanksgiving, my darlings! 🦃🧡🍽
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(Back to the Future if it were made in 2025)
Marty: You're telling me you made a time machine... out of a Tesla?
Doc Brown: Yep! As you can see it exploded into those two flaming lines on the street, in sixty seconds it'll be back!
(ten minutes later)
Doc Brown: Any minute now
Marty: You're telling me you made a time machine... out of a Tesla?
Doc Brown: Yep! As you can see it exploded into those two flaming lines on the street, in sixty seconds it'll be back!
(ten minutes later)
Doc Brown: Any minute now
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
(Back to the Future if it were made in 2025)
Marty: You're telling me you made a time machine... out of a Tesla?
Doc Brown: Yep! As you can see it exploded into those two flaming lines on the street, in sixty seconds it'll be back!
(ten minutes later)
Doc Brown: Any minute now
Marty: You're telling me you made a time machine... out of a Tesla?
Doc Brown: Yep! As you can see it exploded into those two flaming lines on the street, in sixty seconds it'll be back!
(ten minutes later)
Doc Brown: Any minute now
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Suppressing Enemy Fire, Charlie Brown
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Suppressing Enemy Fire, Charlie Brown
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sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
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thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
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“Still punk as fuck,” I whisper at the kid’s table
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“Still punk as fuck,” I whisper at the kid’s table
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turkey pardoned by trump rearrested for drunk driving and gun possession
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
turkey pardoned by trump rearrested for drunk driving and gun possession
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*seeing a Detroit legend is about to rise out of the stage behind Jack White* please be Robocop
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*seeing a Detroit legend is about to rise out of the stage behind Jack White* please be Robocop
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I'm like a turducken but with mental illnesses instead of types of edible bird
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm like a turducken but with mental illnesses instead of types of edible bird
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so do the letters in french words matter at all or what?
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
so do the letters in french words matter at all or what?
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Scrooge: you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
November 23, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Scrooge: you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then