Valerieblaise
@valerieblaise.bsky.social
Brittle Relic in Chicago
My picture is in black and white to indicate that it’s old. As am I.
My picture is in black and white to indicate that it’s old. As am I.
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Taking some cool recipes for "mocktails" but then adding some booze to them and giving them a cool new name: Rocktails
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Taking some cool recipes for "mocktails" but then adding some booze to them and giving them a cool new name: Rocktails
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PSA: Mac & Me airs as part of the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon tonight at 8 pm pacific/ 11 pm eastern.
Do with this information as you will.
Do with this information as you will.
a man in a wheelchair is riding a bike through a forest .
Alt: Mac (or possibly “Me”? Idk it’s been a while since I’ve seen it) going down a hill and off a cliff in his wheelchair into a lake in a scene from Paul Rudd’s latest movie. The gif is potato-quality. Many pixels. Such ow.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
PSA: Mac & Me airs as part of the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon tonight at 8 pm pacific/ 11 pm eastern.
Do with this information as you will.
Do with this information as you will.
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Why does this government find it so hard to tell Israel: you’re wrong, what you’re doing is illegal, and we are not going to let you get away with genocide.
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Why does this government find it so hard to tell Israel: you’re wrong, what you’re doing is illegal, and we are not going to let you get away with genocide.
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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When I am President, every dog will get a prize
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When I am President, every dog will get a prize
Nobody asked, but I’m thankful for dogs. They never pester you with questions about what you’re thankful for at dinner.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Nobody asked, but I’m thankful for dogs. They never pester you with questions about what you’re thankful for at dinner.
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this is amazing news - the HPV vaccine promises to eliminate cervical cancer in countries where uptake is high.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
this is amazing news - the HPV vaccine promises to eliminate cervical cancer in countries where uptake is high.
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We don't celebrate thanksgiving in the UK but you can get into the spirit of the festival's origins by inviting your neighbours to dinner, then having them evicted and stealing their house.
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
We don't celebrate thanksgiving in the UK but you can get into the spirit of the festival's origins by inviting your neighbours to dinner, then having them evicted and stealing their house.
Ugh, I want to speak to the manager of tired. It’s enough already.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Ugh, I want to speak to the manager of tired. It’s enough already.
It’s just after 9 pm so why am I 1 am-level tired? The whole system is broken!
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It’s just after 9 pm so why am I 1 am-level tired? The whole system is broken!
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The Administration is restricting new clean energy supplies from coming online and making clean energy more expensive with taxes and tariffs, all while AI is spiking electricity demand. The Administration is causing electricity bills to rise. It's a crisis. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Administration is restricting new clean energy supplies from coming online and making clean energy more expensive with taxes and tariffs, all while AI is spiking electricity demand. The Administration is causing electricity bills to rise. It's a crisis. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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We can fix the Nuzzi Lizza RFK thing by just hucking them all into the nearest volcano, btw. We simply do not have to deal with them existing! We have the technology.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We can fix the Nuzzi Lizza RFK thing by just hucking them all into the nearest volcano, btw. We simply do not have to deal with them existing! We have the technology.
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If SNAP benefits vanished tomorrow, feeding 42 million Americans for a month would cost about $7.8 billion.That’s less than 1% of the combined net worth of the three richest men in the U.S. A reminder of how obscene inequality has become and how easily hunger could be solved if we chose to.
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If SNAP benefits vanished tomorrow, feeding 42 million Americans for a month would cost about $7.8 billion.That’s less than 1% of the combined net worth of the three richest men in the U.S. A reminder of how obscene inequality has become and how easily hunger could be solved if we chose to.
Huh. I’m not sure if the box of Zingers I bought today aren’t as good as they used to be or they just hit different when your blood sugar is a little low. Perhaps they are not meant to be wolfed.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Huh. I’m not sure if the box of Zingers I bought today aren’t as good as they used to be or they just hit different when your blood sugar is a little low. Perhaps they are not meant to be wolfed.
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You can still cancel!
It’s not too late to cancel your holiday travel plans. If your family is mean to you, cancel. If the weather is too dangerous, cancel. If you don’t want to catch a virus, cancel. You can just stay home. I love you. ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You can still cancel!
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It’s not too late to cancel your holiday travel plans. If your family is mean to you, cancel. If the weather is too dangerous, cancel. If you don’t want to catch a virus, cancel. You can just stay home. I love you. ❤️
November 22, 2024 at 2:34 PM
It’s not too late to cancel your holiday travel plans. If your family is mean to you, cancel. If the weather is too dangerous, cancel. If you don’t want to catch a virus, cancel. You can just stay home. I love you. ❤️
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Once again, I'll be spending the Thanksgiving holiday volunteering at the Ted Cruz Home for the Morally Unpleasant
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Once again, I'll be spending the Thanksgiving holiday volunteering at the Ted Cruz Home for the Morally Unpleasant
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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We are the shithole country
The United States scored a 58 — higher than countries like Russia, China and India, but still in failing territory along with them. https://bit.ly/4rsze4u
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We are the shithole country
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this administration melting down over former soldiers reminding current soldiers about lawful vs unlawful orders under the UCMJ is the reason there's rules about lawful vs unlawful orders in the UCMJ
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
this administration melting down over former soldiers reminding current soldiers about lawful vs unlawful orders under the UCMJ is the reason there's rules about lawful vs unlawful orders in the UCMJ
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Logging on, gm
Me tomorrow essentially
Me tomorrow essentially
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Logging on, gm
Me tomorrow essentially
Me tomorrow essentially
Had a weird dream right before I woke up where I was in a (verbal) fight with someone and I ended it by throwing a handful of used diabetic test strips at them. Like “Oh yeah? Here’s some litter!” It was very weird and I don’t think it was that effective.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Had a weird dream right before I woke up where I was in a (verbal) fight with someone and I ended it by throwing a handful of used diabetic test strips at them. Like “Oh yeah? Here’s some litter!” It was very weird and I don’t think it was that effective.
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Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards
January 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards
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November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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So I think I’ve mentioned before that my mother was one of Satan’s lower-level minions. Thanksgiving was HER holiday to ruin. I was going to share some of the her greatest hits but I fear that it’ll read like trauma dumping to anyone that grew up in an even semi-functional home.
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
So I think I’ve mentioned before that my mother was one of Satan’s lower-level minions. Thanksgiving was HER holiday to ruin. I was going to share some of the her greatest hits but I fear that it’ll read like trauma dumping to anyone that grew up in an even semi-functional home.