Finch in Albu-turkey 🦃
@finchinabq.bsky.social
Not all who wander are lost, but I definitely am.
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I post about my dog Higgins a lot.
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she/her
I post about my dog Higgins a lot.
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NM Sen Ben Ray Luján (his DC voicemail is almost always full):
(202) 224-6621
(505) 337-7023
(575) 288-4644
(505) 398-9465
NM Sen Martin Heinrich
(202) 224-5521
(505) 346-6601
NM Rep Melanie Stansbury
(202) 225-6316
(505) 346-6781
(202) 224-6621
(505) 337-7023
(575) 288-4644
(505) 398-9465
NM Sen Martin Heinrich
(202) 224-5521
(505) 346-6601
NM Rep Melanie Stansbury
(202) 225-6316
(505) 346-6781
This plan is a GO for tomorrow!
I decided to take Friday off and I’ve just now decided that I will stay in bed as long as I want.
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This plan is a GO for tomorrow!
The best time to go to bed was half an hour ago. The second best time is now.
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The best time to go to bed was half an hour ago. The second best time is now.
@grubreport.bsky.social All I could think was “nice dinners.”
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@grubreport.bsky.social All I could think was “nice dinners.”
The cheeto-moocher is relaxed on my lap.
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The cheeto-moocher is relaxed on my lap.
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People in romance stories love to look at the long column of his throat
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
People in romance stories love to look at the long column of his throat
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I can’t believe they canceled Detroiters before we got an episode where Sam and Tim try to attend two parties at once and have to switch outfits as they run back and forth from one to the other.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I can’t believe they canceled Detroiters before we got an episode where Sam and Tim try to attend two parties at once and have to switch outfits as they run back and forth from one to the other.
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Hold on to the Means of Production
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hold on to the Means of Production
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I didn’t invite you in here, Feelings.
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I didn’t invite you in here, Feelings.
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
Trying to decide whether to take a little nap or whether I should push through a shower so I can put on pajamas and go to bed.
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Trying to decide whether to take a little nap or whether I should push through a shower so I can put on pajamas and go to bed.
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They don’t understand why they didn’t get to lick the plates.
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
They don’t understand why they didn’t get to lick the plates.
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Part of Thanksgiving should be eating the least popular family member
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Part of Thanksgiving should be eating the least popular family member
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All aboard! The gravy boat to Carb Town is leaving the station.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
All aboard! The gravy boat to Carb Town is leaving the station.
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There's absolutely historical issues with this holiday which deserve being confronted. But a day about gathering together over a meal and focusing on what we're thankful for, I do feel that's worth preserving. Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
There's absolutely historical issues with this holiday which deserve being confronted. But a day about gathering together over a meal and focusing on what we're thankful for, I do feel that's worth preserving. Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
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Name a bigger lie than “remember this device.” You can’t!
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Name a bigger lie than “remember this device.” You can’t!
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Seeing an American abroad is like if your boss showed up on vacation. "I came here to get AWAY from you."
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Seeing an American abroad is like if your boss showed up on vacation. "I came here to get AWAY from you."
Need a family activity today? You can take this survey right on your own personal device! Tomorrow is the last day, so do it now while you’re thinking about it!
Albuquerque and Bernalillo County residents! Your library needs YOU 🫵 to take this survey: abqlibrary.org/survey. The library needs data to formulate its next strategic plan. Help your library system to serve you better into the future! (Please share this link with friends and family, too.)
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November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Need a family activity today? You can take this survey right on your own personal device! Tomorrow is the last day, so do it now while you’re thinking about it!
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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The hospital texted me a $14,000 bill on Thanksgiving morning, truly the US is the greatest country on Earth
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The hospital texted me a $14,000 bill on Thanksgiving morning, truly the US is the greatest country on Earth
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What do Halloween and Thanksgiving have in common?
Goblin
Goblin
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
What do Halloween and Thanksgiving have in common?
Goblin
Goblin
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Thanksgiving enjoyer
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Thanksgiving enjoyer
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Cutting board tip:
a damp paper towel underneath keeps it steady/stuck to the counter
a damp paper towel underneath keeps it steady/stuck to the counter
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Cutting board tip:
a damp paper towel underneath keeps it steady/stuck to the counter
a damp paper towel underneath keeps it steady/stuck to the counter
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Whether we’re with chosen or forced family, we don’t have to do the fascists’ work for them by commenting on people’s bodies. Especially not their weight when many of our neighbors here and abroad are undergoing intentional starvation. You can always talk Vincent Price fun facts instead.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Whether we’re with chosen or forced family, we don’t have to do the fascists’ work for them by commenting on people’s bodies. Especially not their weight when many of our neighbors here and abroad are undergoing intentional starvation. You can always talk Vincent Price fun facts instead.