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@brendelbored.bsky.social

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Host of all podcasts. Independent Journalist. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider. The post is probably a joke, really it’s obvious.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1h

Also these motherfuckers cost like a dollar and a half per sandwich you’re out of your damn mind Smuckers. It’s the cheapest food that’s ever existed and people are going to want store brands. You pirates you freaking jam buccaneers

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1h

As you can clearly see your honor they’ve combined peanut butter and jelly into a sandwich, an idea we came up with in 1998

CBS News @cbsnews.com · 2h

The J.M. Smucker Company, the brand that makes peanut butter and jelly spreads, is suing Trader Joe's over what it says is a copycat version of its Uncrustables sandwiches.

Smucker's sues Trader Joe's over product its says mimics Uncrustables

The lawsuit accuses Trader Joe's of selling a product that closely mimics the company's Uncrustables both in its packaging and sandwich design.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2h

Another thing about submarine movies is that Submarine drivers should talk to each other over CB radios like truckers and go “that’s another wet one on the big misty, you copy that steel tuber?”

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 2h

finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”

The Verge @theverge.com · 12h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2h

Thank u please vote Andrew Cuomo

Flex tape but it’s about infrastructure and Immortan Joe is there

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correcting typo and derailing riff @stefanheck.bsky.social · 2h

I would honestly rather read a handwritten note from my parents in which they say they regret ever adopting me

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 4h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

Have I Got Nuzzi For You

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.

www.status.news

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2h

Someone from the Vatican for some reason: you’ve heard of Red October, this is called Black October, it has twice the horsepower, and only you can steal it

Dom: you tell the Monsignor that we’re in

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Noam "Free Link" Law-msky @noamlaw.bsky.social · 3h

🥰 pro-life america 🥰

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah, that is a tear gas canister being fired toward the retreating couple holding the baby

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3h

They should do a Fast & The Furious movie where Dom is hitting the Nos on a submarine and it somehow ramps out of the ocean and over a sickass explosion

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3h

It’s time we had more movies about submarines and I’m sick and fucking tired of having to say this obvious truth!

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3h

Middle aged women, they are fucking done with it. Aunt Deb from Friends of the Library is to the left of Zohran

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3h

Hahaha come on haha

Cory Booker laughing but really it’s the worst thing ever

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3h

The moment when he starts giving his canned response and she goes “that’s such bullshit” lmao I have no idea who these ladies are but they rock

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 4h

"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"

Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4h

People are calling it “the most significant attempt to stop people from being horny since the guy who invented graham crackers”

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 4h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

Have I Got Nuzzi For You

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.

www.status.news

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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 4h

This is a real “or barbarism” situation.

Value the work you wish to reward. With dollars and clicks and attention and time. Or suffer the consequences of the world you’ve built.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5h

Pay people you like on the internet folks, it’s going to be rough out there

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 5h

Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4h

This does not include posters because the idea of being paid to post is the biggest fucking idiot idea that anyone ever had and has made social media into a cesspool of hideous monsters, I mean like journalists and people who stream Mario Party

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5h

Pay people you like on the internet folks, it’s going to be rough out there

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 5h

Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)

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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 5h

President Donald Trump has faced backlash after bragging about his ability to dodge bullets at an event honoring assassinated activist Charlie Kirk.

Trump Brags About Surviving Assassination Attempt at Charlie Kirk Ceremony

The Presidential Medal of Freedom places Kirk in the company of Mother Teresa, Martin Luther King Jr. and Rosa Parks.

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Ieda Marcondes @iedamarcondes.com · 5h

Ele tá perpetuamente com cara de quem acabou de ter uma conversa muito difícil pelo telefone.

Film Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · 7h

Jeremy Allen White for Hot Ones.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13h

Day 57 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

Change your mindset meme but all the changes in mindset are non-sequiters about Cuomo stuff that don’t have anything to do with someone’s negative self talk

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h

I think he’d be enraged by them

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h

Jeff Foxworthy saying NATURES
LABUBU?
WELL THEN
GEN Z MIGHT BE
UNBOXING CONKERS!

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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 15h

wrote about how Dr. Phil pivoted to wholesale MAGA punditry after leaving daytime TV to start his own company—and why his Trump friendship and ICE ride-alongs couldn't save his new venture from the bankruptcy proceedings that now have him tied up in court slate.com/business/202...

He Used to Dominate Daytime TV. Now He’s Sucking Up to Trump—and His Media Empire Is Collapsing.

When Dr. Phil signed off his talk show in 2023, he pivoted to MAGA politics. It’s not working so well for him.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h

Natures’s Labubu…why are Gen Z unboxing Conkers?

Werner Herzog

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

I’ve now reached the point in the Bluesky post cycle where the funny replies have ended and now it’s people restating my point but also seeming like they’re mad at me for some reason