Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
The post is probably a joke.
Ken had a real chance here to stop our horrible future like in Terminator 2. He could have been like NO TRIVIA BUT FOR THE FLESH
Sometimes Artificial Intelligence isn't that intelligent. #TBT to IBM Watson's wrong Final Jeopardy!
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Ken had a real chance here to stop our horrible future like in Terminator 2. He could have been like NO TRIVIA BUT FOR THE FLESH
You can make this by just squeezing an Oreo
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You can make this by just squeezing an Oreo
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Best yet, we got video of Luis Rubiales getting hit with eggs by his uncle, Luis Rubiales
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November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Best yet, we got video of Luis Rubiales getting hit with eggs by his uncle, Luis Rubiales
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So I guess the idea is that Ghislaine Maxwell got transferred to a country club prison that someone with her sentence would never go to and gets all sorts of perks but that’s completely coincidental, that just happened unrelatedly
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So I guess the idea is that Ghislaine Maxwell got transferred to a country club prison that someone with her sentence would never go to and gets all sorts of perks but that’s completely coincidental, that just happened unrelatedly
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absolutely heartbroken to announce that i was part of the crystal layoffs today 💔
if y’all spot any openings for a soft, dedicated, smiley games writer — please send them my way 💫
i was on the most perfect narrative team on an exciting, ambitious project. i will cherish it all forever. 💖
if y’all spot any openings for a soft, dedicated, smiley games writer — please send them my way 💫
i was on the most perfect narrative team on an exciting, ambitious project. i will cherish it all forever. 💖
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
absolutely heartbroken to announce that i was part of the crystal layoffs today 💔
if y’all spot any openings for a soft, dedicated, smiley games writer — please send them my way 💫
i was on the most perfect narrative team on an exciting, ambitious project. i will cherish it all forever. 💖
if y’all spot any openings for a soft, dedicated, smiley games writer — please send them my way 💫
i was on the most perfect narrative team on an exciting, ambitious project. i will cherish it all forever. 💖
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I remain skeptical that any rich people plot to control the media requires them to bother dictating day to day coverage, when class solidarity can also get it done, and with less effort
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I remain skeptical that any rich people plot to control the media requires them to bother dictating day to day coverage, when class solidarity can also get it done, and with less effort
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
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never logging off this torment nexus
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
never logging off this torment nexus
Reminds me of the best post ever from Phoebe Bridgers
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Reminds me of the best post ever from Phoebe Bridgers
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Billie Eilish calls out Elon Musk for not using his wealth to aid humanity and resolve global issues:
“f***ing pathetic p***y b**** coward”
“f***ing pathetic p***y b**** coward”
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Billie Eilish calls out Elon Musk for not using his wealth to aid humanity and resolve global issues:
“f***ing pathetic p***y b**** coward”
“f***ing pathetic p***y b**** coward”
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
It’s pretty dark that the absolute best case scenario for a lot of these guys is just that they really liked ol Jeff Epstein as their friend
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It’s pretty dark that the absolute best case scenario for a lot of these guys is just that they really liked ol Jeff Epstein as their friend
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Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...
When a trans woman first accused Jeffrey Epstein of rape, the media mocked her - LGBTQ Nation
The New York Post called her a "man" and a "gender-bend shocker."
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...
I’m drinking a Prime Glowberry, the seasonal Halloween Prime I bought at a deep discount, and on the bottle it says “we’re confident you’ll love it as much as we do. Humbly, the Prime Team” and I thought, thank goodness they are humble
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m drinking a Prime Glowberry, the seasonal Halloween Prime I bought at a deep discount, and on the bottle it says “we’re confident you’ll love it as much as we do. Humbly, the Prime Team” and I thought, thank goodness they are humble
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
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"Teenage Wasteland" is maybe the best two-word phrase in rock history and frickin Pete Townshend had to name the song "Baba O'Riley"
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"Teenage Wasteland" is maybe the best two-word phrase in rock history and frickin Pete Townshend had to name the song "Baba O'Riley"
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
I really don’t like to post Elon screenshots but this was heinous is several different ways
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I really don’t like to post Elon screenshots but this was heinous is several different ways
In honor of John Fetterman saying Bluesky is cruel on CNN I would just like to say that I wish him a full and speedy recovery and nothing but the best in his health and also fuck you John Fetterman
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
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November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
In honor of John Fetterman saying Bluesky is cruel on CNN I would just like to say that I wish him a full and speedy recovery and nothing but the best in his health and also fuck you John Fetterman
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Normally when people talk about barely legal they don’t mean someone years away from being legal
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Normally when people talk about barely legal they don’t mean someone years away from being legal
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique