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Jeremy
@floregonian.com
Born and raised in Oregon. NJ fortunate after two decades in SoFla. Married, with two beautiful kids. He/him. Soupiosexual.

A roly-poly little bat-faced guy.

ALT profile: a white man with short light brown hair is looking up to his right.

Endymionic AF.
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Bluesky really started to hum for me when I got these settings dialed in.
This might not be your thing, but it’s my thing and it’s @tess.bzky.team ’s thing and so maybe you’ll like it, is all I’m saying.

I’m currently lying in bed and it’s giving me shivers [complimentary].
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January 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
John Cena said “comparison is the thief of joy” and fuck
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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I forgot to tell you this last night
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Okay, *now* I’m going to bed. Someone come snuggle in before it’s too late.
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Okay, I see that I’m essentially the protagonist of this Fallout series and I know that I’m going to wise up and get hardened and rough because the world will crush me. Maybe I should stop watching before it’s too late.
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Anyway, I love y’all with my whole heart
January 15, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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scarves are magic for all genders
Anyway, I’m here to remind y’all that you can be (unknowingly) hot at 21 and still be hot at 51. Just buy a scarf.
January 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM
If you aren’t living your life considering “vampire purposes,” what even are you doing?
I don’t even go to church anymore but crossing myself is very comforting and can’t hurt, for vampire purposes
January 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
One real tangible advantage of the “this is what you get” series is that I have an endless supply of ridiculous selfies
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Anyway, I’m here to remind y’all that you can be (unknowingly) hot at 21 and still be hot at 51. Just buy a scarf.
January 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
1996: little baby Jeremy on a boat on Lake Coeur d'Alene at a spring formal
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
When someone tells me I need to make small talk at a party
Jurassic Park had a very profound effect on me
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
God bless Hans Jurgen and his bucket of pickles
excellent use of free will is buying a bucket of pickles from your local grocery store
January 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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Tell me something lovely
January 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Tell me something lovely
January 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Every night we cover our bird Baja’s cage with a sheet and every night I think to myself, “man, that would be nice.”

I just want a pillow fort of my own, y’all.
January 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I got an incredibly wonderful and specifically encouraging and affectionate DM from a friend today and people should do that more
January 14, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Baba wants to remind you: no kings, no masters
January 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
You’re in a meeting with me today, this is what you get
January 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I forgot to tell you this last night
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
You know that’s right
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Fuck this guy [complimentary] for being so good at this
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Reposted by Jeremy
Pickle says thank you!
January 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Could use two, maybe three attentions

NGL if you want it, but replies are nice, too!
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Anonymous messages!
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January 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
You’re in a meeting with me today, this is what you get
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM