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I had a pony!
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Why would anyone leave a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?

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Life in the hands of a rock n roll band. Artist. Writer. Crow/critter/bug friend. Soup Tube Enthusiast.
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As a former journalist I want to highlight an inaccuracy in your article regarding Alf Hog
I get why people are depressed at Christmas and I understand it and I’ve been there more often than not but it’s hard to finally feel like celebrating and no one around you wants to

It’s like a weird reversal of the usual

Just feeling kind of down
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I love when a dark horse song breaks containment
Little By Little (Live from London, 2 August '25) - Single by Oasis on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
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November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’ve been thinking about having leftovers for breakfast all night
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
They only did 41 shows
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Had a dream last night where I met Sonja Morgan and not only was she TINY (like 4 feet tall) but she was also mean to me and told me I smelled bad

I kept saying but everyone talks about how nice you are to fans!
She wasn’t having it
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
House smells like fried onions (complimentary)

GM!
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Having warm apple crisp with a big ol dollop of crème fraiche put me to bed immediately
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It’s that time of year when we remember Dave Chappelle is Tom Hanks’ best friend in You’ve Got Mail
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Absolute carnage
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is how I lewd now
Look at my beautiful breasts
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Look at my beautiful breasts
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Chicken timmmmme
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
An important part of Thanksgiving prep is ensuring there are adequate cocktail snacks in case you forget to take the chicken out of the fridge an hour before it’s supposed to cook
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Kiwi!
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I came downstairs, took the chickens out of the fridge and calmly informed my mom that I was throwing them away because i wasn’t sure if the brine was salted

Started walking the chickens to the trash

I had planned for this joke to go much farther but she was so very distressed I folded immediately
I can’t remember if I added salt to the buttermilk brine last night but i am definitely not obsessing about it or anything
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I can’t remember if I added salt to the buttermilk brine last night but i am definitely not obsessing about it or anything
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The happiest happiest birthday wishes to @alexandraknew.bsky.social !!
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Hellooooo gm it is Thanksgiving and I have two fancy chickens luxuriating in buttermilk, three happy dogs snoozing, an amazing boyfriend who is also snoozing, a mom who loves me so much (also snoozing), a very good book and imma eat so many things!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
My chickens aren’t thawing quickly enough so it may be time for the dreaded COLD WATER BATH
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This whole USian thing is comical but also shows why liberals can’t seem to get their shit together and monopolize elections.

Too busy yelling at each other for perceived slights or nitpicking morality without even knowing what they’re arguing about
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Somehow I’ve gotten a thousand followers out of this whole thing. Not bad for an offhand comment tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
They should come up with a statistic specifically of dumb American deaths that include fireworks, fireball turkeys and gender reveals
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Reposted by I had a pony!
If someone is on blue sky dot app & isn’t an American they will never let you forget it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Reposted by I had a pony!
Wild he said us citizen and not usian 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Elizabeth and James Nirvana Black. They have stopped making it but I have a stockpile!

years ago it was Miss Dior but then they changed the formula (rude)

I also have some Glossier You that I wear occasionally because it smells like memories of hanging out in a mall in the 90s
QOTD: What is your go to perfume/cologne/scent?
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM