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Seamus O'Flaugherty
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my pro wrestler title fight walk on music would be the sound of leafs dancing across the surface of glass smooth ponds on the autumn winds of humanity
I can't make you love me but I can certainly make you hate me
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
you know we're gonna do it right-ta
tonight-ta
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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All the deadlines at work are like did you hear the one about you're just not taking us seriously maybe it's only some kind of action figure simulation? No one laughed, their heads popped off as we passed
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
if you invite me to karaoke I'm singing skinny puppy or mister bungle both will be uncomfortable for you
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I have NEVER been thankful. I appreciate NOTHING
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
dude I know damn well when I'm a hollow drum can you say the same?
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I'm old.

Talking Heads
Grateful Dead
Rush
Queen
Bowie
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...

Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

The Pixies (original)
The Afghan Wigs
Skinny Puppy
Ween
TV on the Radio
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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art should comfort the weird disturbed girls and disturb the annoying comfortable guys
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
December 22, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

1. Lou Reed
2. Echo & the Bunnymen
3. R.E.M.
4. The Afghan Whigs
5. Spoon
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

The Pixies (original)
The Afghan Wigs
Skinny Puppy
Ween
TV on the Radio
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Bon Jovi
Billy Joel & Elton John
Dire Straits
Anthrax
Def Leppard
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I’m going back to jizz posts, the world as it currently exists is driving me for real crazy. This is like watching Terry Gilliam’s Brazil as the actual news and that all seemed so fuckin crazy 50 years ago.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Is it weird that none of my neighbors are strange

squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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turkey pardoned by trump rearrested for drunk driving and gun possession
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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for a small fee i’ll facetime you tomorrow in front of your entire family and break up with you so they feel bad and let you have both turkey legs.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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How many drinks does it take to get to the center of your inner peace?
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Unfortunate that my grandson cannot enjoy the Teenaged Turtles parade float without being exposed to a man "busting rhymes"
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM