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Seamus O'Flaugherty
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I actually did have this on my bingo card
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Salty French fries require bottom water
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
when you are gen x and end up raising a 10yo daughter
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
me trying to help my friends
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
you laminated your drawing of a sweet girl on one side of the paper but a demon girl on the other, what is this some sick joke?

(answering for my semi verbal autistic daughter) I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man sir
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My sons and I whenever we try to advocate for my autistic daughter but she already sorted that shit before we get a chance to launch our awesome plan
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP TROOPS, OUR FIRST OBJECTIVE HERE IN CHICAGO IS TO SECURE SOME DEEP DISH PIZZA
October 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
as an American combat veteran I for one feel nothing but pride seeing patriots doing patriot shit, MAGA doesn't have a monopoly on patriotism they pretty much just market it for their own benefit. This guy is a certified patriot in my book.
September 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Prophecy
September 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
For the moment this but things could change
September 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Alabama Space Force
September 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Norman Rockwell painting
August 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
*walks into my daughter's room to see her backpack somehow hanging from the ceiling† look I don't *rubs temples* I don't even want to know how you got that up there you need to start thinking about sleepytime
August 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
this is for getting my daughter hooked on rainbow high fantastic fashions dolls Linda
August 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
siding field manager showed up to this in the morning, turns out the drywall crew accidentally trapped a cat and decided to rip out some soffit and make a ramp out of a floor truss so the cat can escape
August 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
she took the jacket off to dye the hair (with paint) like Harley Quinn and do the pigtails but this jacket is way too tight to remove and put back on without dislocation of joints, it was traumatic but we got through it
August 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I'm sorry, but when I served in the US Military if my post commander asked us to literally roll out the red carpet for Vladimir Putin there would be no way in fuck that'd happen, even our officers would refuse... wtf is happening
August 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My boy Ezekiel bringing the whole "what bitch?, is my dick not enough for you" energy. he literally used the"cock slut" argument in a prophecy and this is what MAGA wants in the classroom... dicks like donkey dicks, cum like horse cum... wtf?
August 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
One of my favorite Bible Verses is Ezekiel 23:20 because a Prophet throws massive shade at femmes that like big cock, specifically ethnic big cock because that's how you get support from racist dudes with small cocks that worry about this kind of thing
August 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
August 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
if you see someone wearing these shirts this is a super fun thing to do because 98% of folks wearing them have no idea what a Nine-Line is, plus if they do you can say "just wanted to make sure you're not like a teenager wearing a Nirvana shirt" and they will probably laugh it off
August 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
my central NC NPR station put on an unexpected fund drive, they were like "hey fam check this shit out I'm gonna need 400k and I'll probably need to hit you up for another 400k around winter" and the community was like "say less, here's 1.2 million, maybe spread that shit around to rural stations
July 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Nyla Voodoo saying "hey man you gonna spark that or just take pictures"
July 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If your Public Defender shows up to court looking like this you are going to jail
July 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I kinda figured the goal of life was to retire in the basement of a town hall and have ms McGillicuddy bring me some pie and tell stories
July 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM