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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · Nov 12

since bluesky doesn’t have a drafts folder i’m just going to write my drafts under this post. nobody look, these aren’t finished yet

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 6h

illustration with soldier labeled foreskin blocking flying weapons labeled autism from hitting sleeping personal labeled me with no interests

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 6h

i blame male loneliness on the invention of 12-ft skeletons. how are we supposed to compete with that

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 6h

now that i can do

slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 7h

what am i supposed to do with this information

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 23h

chat it's happening

uk.news.yahoo.com/katy-perry-j...

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau appear to confirm romance - report

After months of rumours, proof seems to be in that Katy Perry is dating former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. The loved-up couple were spotted kissing and cuddling on board Perry's 24-metre y...

uk.news.yahoo.com

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18h

please explain to me how diane keaton dies at 79 and another 79 yo who lives off mcdonald’s and stares at the sun is doing fine

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 23h

seeing lots of flags at full staff. seems nobody in my town respects diane keaton

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

i think it’s just captive whales refuse to drink their tank water

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

capitalizing ice like that is such a tease

youtube thumbnail caption “killer healer eating ice” but ice is all caps

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

going through the trouble of cooking and mashing them is love. whole potatoes would have knocked him out

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

will the portland frog get milkshake ducked

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

creating the department of microwaves and wondering why i didn’t win the Safe for Metal Forks Prize

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

it was a long shot anyway but there’s no way the Gaza ceasefire holds now that trump lost the nobel peace prize

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

it’s going to be awkward when ICE accidentally kidnaps Qatari soldiers

mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @madycast.com · 2d

www.axios.com/2025/10/10/q...

Qatar to build air force facility on U.S. base in Idaho

Laura Loomer and other MAGA figures expressed shock and outrage, but the deal was long in the making.

www.axios.com

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

they should also do a nobel dipshit prize

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

for everyone to show up to work on christmas

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

wake up babe new costco sundae dropped

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 2d

had this saved in my phone from somewhere i don’t remember

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 2d

artwork of some guy hunched over looking at like a bird thing, orange high-relief terrain with starry sky and gigantic skull in background. caption over skull reads actual deadly diseases, caption near guy reads RFK Jr looking for penis autism

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 3d

a Cars prequel called Car

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 3d

😮

slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 3d

mine do not simply “fall”

slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 3d

fine let them scatter everywhere

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 3d

i’m joining the war on anti-fascists on the side of anti-fascists

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 4d

Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 3d

a little chamber that catches your toenail clippings like a pencil sharpener

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 4d

This is the aesthetic of the future

Kyle wolf
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated

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