i am often asked “how does one win the fifa peace prize?” well for starters, you have to get the teams to kiss
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i am often asked “how does one win the fifa peace prize?” well for starters, you have to get the teams to kiss
i’m in the academy, i’ll pull some strings
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i’m in the academy, i’ll pull some strings
horse: neigh officer
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
horse: neigh officer
i could remake Batman returns and put kendall roy as the penguin
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i could remake Batman returns and put kendall roy as the penguin
sweating at the thought of a stingy tip costing the same as a 4-bedroom home in southern california
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
sweating at the thought of a stingy tip costing the same as a 4-bedroom home in southern california
“ok number one combo with fries that’ll be 8 million dollars”
jeff bezos: uh
“it’s going to ask you a question on the screen thanks”
jeff bezos: uh
“it’s going to ask you a question on the screen thanks”
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“ok number one combo with fries that’ll be 8 million dollars”
jeff bezos: uh
“it’s going to ask you a question on the screen thanks”
jeff bezos: uh
“it’s going to ask you a question on the screen thanks”
i know AI when i see it. count the fingers
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i know AI when i see it. count the fingers
they are not sending us their best menus
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
they are not sending us their best menus
“i knew it was him immediately. and it was for sure a steak mcmuffin. also one time my uncle took my nose, i got it back tho.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“i knew it was him immediately. and it was for sure a steak mcmuffin. also one time my uncle took my nose, i got it back tho.”