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[mj lenderman voice]
injured in stockton? sepulveda sanchez accident lawyers
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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i’m sorry a WHAT, egg, and cheese mcmuffin??
post from the new york times that reads, “At a McDonald’s, a Pennsylvania patrolman approached a man he saw sitting at a table near the bathroom, with what appeared to be a steak, egg and cheese McMuffin and a hash brown in front of him, and using a laptop. The officer asked him to pull down his blue surgical mask. “I knew it was him immediately,” the patrolman said in a courtroom where pretrial hearings are being held in the case against Luigi Mangione.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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going to bed on a sunday after a 4-day weekend
the fall of the damned (detail) - dirk bouts, c. 1468 painting of a guy with his head in some kind of sharp-toothed fish mouth, there’s a butt above them
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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when the waiter tries to take our bread and wine
new yorker post titled “we’re still not done with jesus” by adam gopnik
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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who gave my phone number to the turkey community
missed call 7 min ago, followed by message from 6 min ago that just says “die”
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
engineering facts post captioned “one drop of camel tears contains potent antibodies strong enough to neutralize venom from 26 deadly snakes, a breakthrough discovery in anti-venom science” source is questionable, no link to study is provided
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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2025 me delegating tasks to 2026 me
screen grab from Dark Winds with quote “you’re the most capable person i ever met”
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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it’s funny because they’re eating mcdonald’s on the ground like poor people
linkdin post by rikard steiner that says some bullshit above an AI image of elon and other billionaires eating mcdonald’s on the ground in front of a cybertruck with a mcdonald’s sign in the background
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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when the edible and adderall kick in at the same time
wirecutter image of dust with caption “what even is dust? (and how to manage it)”
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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trump asking zohran about universal free childcare
stick figure with phone laying on bed with feet in the air
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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ok but i didn’t know we could ask for that
screenshot from ABC7 post that reads “A disturbing delivery has residents in one Yucaipa neighborhood on edge, and police are working to find out who sent the missives. “Residents said the letters were Christmas cards but contained messages they described as vulgar, menacing and, at times, threatening. “ "Picked it up, opened it, and it said, 'Dear Santa, I want the head of a Nazi under my tree for Christmas.'" “ i under text is a picture of one of the letters saying “i want the head of a nazi under my tree”
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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🫡
illustration of soldier over sleeping person, blocking barrage of artillery. with captions “content about the shape and size of epstein’s penis” over the artillery, “me not reposting it” over the soldier, and “my beautiful followers” over the sleeper
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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ok now what
first look at chuck norris at 85
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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me scrolling past names like nuzzi and lizza
i don’t want new people right now
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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oh fuck they just U2 dropped the epstein files
email inbox with 32,961 unread messages
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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done
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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“no the economy is fine”
screenshot from facebook marketplace with photo of what i assume is cheese salad, text reads “today’s picks $12 cheese salad”
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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worms whenever it rains
drunk naked guy laying on ground outside bass pro shops fish tank
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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fruit pouch for adults
white miso paste pouch from trader joe’s
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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screen grab from The Chair Company with quote “i hate those nazis. i’ll say it.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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let me be the first to say we should not do a nazi jurassic park
cnn image showing hitler sitting on a desk with his arms crossed with headline “researchers say they have verified and sequenced Hitler’s DNA. a new documentary reveals the findings”
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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[on radio] i repeat, send in the babies
A semi-truck flipped over following a crash on an interstate, spilling 46,000 pounds of apple sauce onto the road and forcing an extensive closure. SEE MORE: https://bit.ly/4o9mNrw
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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they’re running out of white guys to pardon
screenshot of new york times article with headline “trump pardons runner who took prohibited shortcut on grand teton, lawyers say”
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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when i ask my coworker who doesn’t follow politics how his weekend was
luckily, i was under a refrigerator
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM