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Cosmic Clau

@cosmicclau.bsky.social

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"Without hope, without witness, without reward" "The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter" Gen X hermit Dog Mum She/her Tired I found these on the floor https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29d

Little baby nugget Floyd on my lap 🥰

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 25m

filling my weekly pill organizer with tiny fonts

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 39m

RIGHT NOW SATAN

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1h

Awww happy birthday! 🥳

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Norm @ogskydog.com · 1h

stop being an asshole and sit with me in the pumpkin patch, charlie brown

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1h

Stephanie "Tanqueray" Johnson, who went viral on the "Humans of New York" account by sharing stories about her life as a burlesque dancer in the 1970s, has died

A photo of Stephanie "Tanqueray" Johnson, sitting down, holding a photo of herself

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 2h

I've been celebrating the arrival of soup season by having soup and sandwiches every other day for the last three weeks

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MsPraxis @mspraxis.bsky.social · 2h

It me! 😂

Close-up, weird angle shot of a cat, possibly in a bathtub, caption "I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me"

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 2h

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First of two screencaps from season one, episode three of Gilligan’s Island. In black and white, Ginger and Mary Ann are standing together, looking concerned and in this first image, Ginger is saying:

“If we had to get marooned on an island”

Second of two screencaps from season one, episode three of Gilligan’s Island. In black and white, Ginger and Mary Ann are standing together, looking concerned. Ginger continues her thought, saying:

“why didn’t we pick Manhattan”

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 9h

hello, blueskies 💙💋

photo of the sun rising over a body of water. the sky is blue, pink, orange, and yellow, and the colors are reflecting onto the water. there are trees and greenery in the foreground and on the horizon in the background

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 23h

Switching my name to Bitch, Please.

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 22h

When you think life ain't worth livin.

You gotta stand up.

When you stop dreaming, it's time to die.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 13h

try scrollin with a lil love and empathy in your heart, foo

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MiloKilledPunk @milopoint.bsky.social · 3d

The Swamp has been drained, paved with cement, and booked for a thespian wrestling production.

This timeline is a collaborative performance art piece by Andy Warhol and Salvador Dali.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 12h

yard art for your sunday mornin🖤🌼☀️

zinnia/ cosmos garden and a blue sky in the background and I was trying to get the sun and the flower bloom to perfectly align

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 12h

morning dew of beauty 💞

pink zinnia with dew on her petals, yellow pollen filled flowers in the center perfect for honey

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 10h

💕

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 5d

I think I’m just gonna howl at the moon.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 6h

In lieu of a job, I’ve decided to start a detective agency. My first case is find the missing top to my solid deodorant. It’s high-level intrigue here.

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 3h

Doctor - What seems to be the problem?

Me - I feel like I have been worked over with a hammer.

Doctor - Can you be a bit more specific?

Me - ummm...a sledge hammer?

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 3d

“What is done cannot be undone,
but one can prevent it from happening
again”

(Speaker: Anne Frank, Sunday morning, May 7, 1944, Page 308)

Westerbork, Holland, Jews boarding a deportation train to the Auschwitz-Birkenau Extermination Camp

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · Mar 26

Him:
You have such beautiful eyes!

Me:
Thank you! I use them for crying

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 7h

Me, to my mutuals: prepare for disappointment. I'm resorting to over-skeeting to compensate for the static between my ears today.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe the hottest girls are covered in bruises from falling apart all the time, you don’t know

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 9h

Feel like selling everything and moving to a little cabin in the mountains. Maybe I’ll find some abandoned bear cubs to rescue.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 6h

I just enjoyed a medicinal baked potato for enhanced psychiatric support*

*my brain is being garbage and I ate a potato about it

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