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i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
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but that’s my emotional support misinformation
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Me showing an interest in my dog's hobbies
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Me showing an interest in my dog's hobbies
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no my brain is fine i got the MRI for my friend
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
no my brain is fine i got the MRI for my friend
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If everybody on bluesky chipped in one dollar, we wouldn't be able to do that much. It's gonna have to be ten dollars to make a real difference.
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If everybody on bluesky chipped in one dollar, we wouldn't be able to do that much. It's gonna have to be ten dollars to make a real difference.
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Stopped answering mom’s texts so that she has to use her Bluesky account to contact me
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Stopped answering mom’s texts so that she has to use her Bluesky account to contact me
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I heard there was a secret verse
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I heard there was a secret verse
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
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Not going is the new leaving early.
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Not going is the new leaving early.
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add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
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my daughter wanted me to order her this sweater bc she thinks it looks like doris. umm no, this is a dog that’s seen terrible, terrible things
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
my daughter wanted me to order her this sweater bc she thinks it looks like doris. umm no, this is a dog that’s seen terrible, terrible things
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DONT TAKE SKYRIZZI IF YOURE ALLERGIC TO SKYRIZZI YOU SIMPLETON YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
DONT TAKE SKYRIZZI IF YOURE ALLERGIC TO SKYRIZZI YOU SIMPLETON YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL
i apologize for what I said before I had my first cup of gravy
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i apologize for what I said before I had my first cup of gravy
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For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
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been thinking about getting one of those window sills you can sit in to make my thousand yard stare a little less off-putting.
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
been thinking about getting one of those window sills you can sit in to make my thousand yard stare a little less off-putting.
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The worst part about being devoured is probably the anguish. The best part is feeling wanted
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The worst part about being devoured is probably the anguish. The best part is feeling wanted
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basically nothing dapples as well as sunlight. unquestionably the GOAT of dappling
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
basically nothing dapples as well as sunlight. unquestionably the GOAT of dappling
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*covered in gravy and whipped cream stains* hey you
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
*covered in gravy and whipped cream stains* hey you
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still tryna decide if my parents cat likes me
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
still tryna decide if my parents cat likes me
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(TV Ad)
"Have psoriasis?
"Yes"
"Want to be able to leave the house?
"I leave the house all the time"
"But ur a hideous monster"
"It's just dried sk.."
'HIDEOUS MONSTER"
"I barely think about it"
"LEPER"
"It's nothing"
"FREAK"
"Freak?"
"MUTANT!"
"Mutant?"
"GET UR SELF ESTEEM BACK WITH OTEZLA™️"
"Have psoriasis?
"Yes"
"Want to be able to leave the house?
"I leave the house all the time"
"But ur a hideous monster"
"It's just dried sk.."
'HIDEOUS MONSTER"
"I barely think about it"
"LEPER"
"It's nothing"
"FREAK"
"Freak?"
"MUTANT!"
"Mutant?"
"GET UR SELF ESTEEM BACK WITH OTEZLA™️"
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
(TV Ad)
"Have psoriasis?
"Yes"
"Want to be able to leave the house?
"I leave the house all the time"
"But ur a hideous monster"
"It's just dried sk.."
'HIDEOUS MONSTER"
"I barely think about it"
"LEPER"
"It's nothing"
"FREAK"
"Freak?"
"MUTANT!"
"Mutant?"
"GET UR SELF ESTEEM BACK WITH OTEZLA™️"
"Have psoriasis?
"Yes"
"Want to be able to leave the house?
"I leave the house all the time"
"But ur a hideous monster"
"It's just dried sk.."
'HIDEOUS MONSTER"
"I barely think about it"
"LEPER"
"It's nothing"
"FREAK"
"Freak?"
"MUTANT!"
"Mutant?"
"GET UR SELF ESTEEM BACK WITH OTEZLA™️"
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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The girl without any tattoos
The girl with the Royal Nova Scotia lnternational Tattoo
The Girl with the Son Goku Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The girl without any tattoos
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the girl with the qr code tattoo
The Girl with the Son Goku Tattoo
The Girl With the Live, Laugh, Love Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
the girl with the qr code tattoo
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The Girl with the Bananaman Tattoo
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The Girl with the Bananaman Tattoo
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The Girl With the Live, Laugh, Love Tattoo
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The Girl With the Live, Laugh, Love Tattoo
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The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
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If it's below 50°, mom makes us wear sweaters 🥶
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If it's below 50°, mom makes us wear sweaters 🥶
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