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Uncle Duke

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · Dec 31

for the potato fears not death

Printed instructions for microwaving a potato with encircled bullet point, “Potato may whistle in microwave.”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 4h

idk flipping houses looks really hard

A yellow and white house rest upside-down between a field and a large tree.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 4h

These fridge magnets spell trouble.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 7h

I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 7h

HOUR 5:
Legs beginning to cramp and I really have to pee. Nice lady brought me pretzel from food court. Still awaiting further instructions, but am starting to have my doubts. Must stay strong.

A view of an escalator with a sign on the floor that reads, "PLEASE STAY WITHIN THE YELLOW BOX," accompanied by yellow footprints.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 9h

World-renowned wildlife photographer Charles Ainsworth, seen here just moments after capturing his most famous work, “Lost Camper Poops by a Stream in the Misty Morning Light.”

A fox standing on its hind legs behind a Nikon camera, with a blurred forest background.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

Arthur just couldn’t quite get used to working from home.

A black and white dog stares at the image of a flock of sheep on a computer monitor.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

“Hey mister, wanna see me go really fast? Mister?”

A young cheetah reaches out to grab the pant leg of a person next to them.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

shhhhh… it was a really long drive

A small white compact vehicle rests on its side on a mattress at the curb on a suburban street,

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 9h

Thank goodness.

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👏👏👏

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · Aug 26

[Second day as a Kamikaze pilot]

Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

i’ve never been shot so there’s a chance that i’m bulletproof

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 23h

My reciprocating saw hasn't done shit for me lately.

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Post-it @postlurker2025.bsky.social · 20h

TIL that the new guy at work, who is all of about 18yrs old, doesn’t know how to tell time with an analog clock…

The future is sooo bright…

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · Nov 12

I am never too old to redecorate your garden gnomes in the middle of the night.

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 19h

ME: another piggy back ride please

GENIE: ok but then you’re out of wishes

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 1d

Now that Rush has a female drummer, there will be at least one woman in the building during their concerts.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 9h

As a therapist, I hope you’ll understand my overwhelming compulsion to reply to this post.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 20h

If you're not sure how to reply to a post, don't.

Hope this helps.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 18h

I'm pretty easy to take care of, just milk my venom glands and know that I never use double entendres I'm actually triple giving with poisonous single entendres

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 10d

Bsky changed "your post was published" to "your post was sent." Why the downgrade? I liked being an author!

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

I find the complete collapse of everything to be intoxicating

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 10h

[during sex] sorry can we start again? i need to start my fitbit

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10h

genuinely laughing out loud

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