Uncle Duke
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“Rupert darling, it’s your mother. Are you decent?”
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“Rupert darling, it’s your mother. Are you decent?”
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cop: pick up that wrapper
me: no
cop: okay, have a nice day
me: no
cop: okay, have a nice day
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
cop: pick up that wrapper
me: no
cop: okay, have a nice day
me: no
cop: okay, have a nice day
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SON: Can I have a cookie?
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
SON: Can I have a cookie?
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
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My 3 year old is SCREAMING because a car just like my wife's passed us on the freeway and she wants to tell her hi. Did I mention that we just dropped my wife off at work? Did I mention that we are in my wife's car?
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My 3 year old is SCREAMING because a car just like my wife's passed us on the freeway and she wants to tell her hi. Did I mention that we just dropped my wife off at work? Did I mention that we are in my wife's car?
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It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
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When your friends are all doing smart stuff, and you're not, that's when you gotta ask yourself oh shit am I the one that has to be famous?
September 29, 2023 at 12:15 AM
When your friends are all doing smart stuff, and you're not, that's when you gotta ask yourself oh shit am I the one that has to be famous?
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*leans over to wife every time a female news anchor appears on MS NOW* that’s Ms. Now
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
*leans over to wife every time a female news anchor appears on MS NOW* that’s Ms. Now
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i think i’m eating your feelings too
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i think i’m eating your feelings too
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hey I’m not just sitting here doing nothing i’m grinding down my teeth
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
hey I’m not just sitting here doing nothing i’m grinding down my teeth
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anything can be a christmas movie if you watch it at home alone
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
anything can be a christmas movie if you watch it at home alone
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you can call anything research if you looked for it twice
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
you can call anything research if you looked for it twice
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i will not be made a fool of
[life] lol hold my beer
[life] lol hold my beer
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
i will not be made a fool of
[life] lol hold my beer
[life] lol hold my beer
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The cyc in 'cycle' actually looks like a bike and now that I've seen it, you have to too!
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The cyc in 'cycle' actually looks like a bike and now that I've seen it, you have to too!
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If at first you don't succeed just say fuck it and give up.
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If at first you don't succeed just say fuck it and give up.
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I scampered out of the hermit's cave with recluse abandon.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I scampered out of the hermit's cave with recluse abandon.
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I have a favorite brand of mayonnaise, in case you were wondering whether I’m white.
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I have a favorite brand of mayonnaise, in case you were wondering whether I’m white.
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The floor is lava, except it’s magma if you’re in the basement.
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The floor is lava, except it’s magma if you’re in the basement.
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Death, taxes, and also needing to pee at least thrice when you score the airplane window seat
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Death, taxes, and also needing to pee at least thrice when you score the airplane window seat
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
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They should’ve called them Treese’s
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
They should’ve called them Treese’s
SON: Can I have a cookie?
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
SON: Can I have a cookie?
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
cop: pick up that wrapper
me: no
cop: okay, have a nice day
me: no
cop: okay, have a nice day
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
cop: pick up that wrapper
me: no
cop: okay, have a nice day
me: no
cop: okay, have a nice day
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my father still likes to tell the story about the argument he won with my mother in 1971
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
my father still likes to tell the story about the argument he won with my mother in 1971