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a tedious waste of effort
the man, the myth, the bellend
my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy
my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
the man, the myth, the bellend
my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy
my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
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@gupton68.bsky.social
· Dec 11
What I like most about BlueSky is how on twitter I always felt like I was an outsider looking in and I do here too, so it really feels just like home.
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Be the change you wish to find in your pocket when you don’t want to give a note to the charity collector.
December 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Be the change you wish to find in your pocket when you don’t want to give a note to the charity collector.
Be the change you wish to find in your pocket when you don’t want to give a note to the charity collector.
December 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Be the change you wish to find in your pocket when you don’t want to give a note to the charity collector.
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
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*knits you a nice warm fuck to give*
January 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
*knits you a nice warm fuck to give*
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I have an upset tummy, I’ll join the revolution in a day or two.
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I have an upset tummy, I’ll join the revolution in a day or two.
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Sucked on a few bafflemints and my breath has never been fresher but I'm not sure why
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Sucked on a few bafflemints and my breath has never been fresher but I'm not sure why
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🎶 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 🎶
But it's me washing my undercarriage with bordering on scalding water in the shower
But it's me washing my undercarriage with bordering on scalding water in the shower
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
🎶 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 🎶
But it's me washing my undercarriage with bordering on scalding water in the shower
But it's me washing my undercarriage with bordering on scalding water in the shower
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Slippery Slopes lead to Worst Case Scenarios if you are looking for stripper names.
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Slippery Slopes lead to Worst Case Scenarios if you are looking for stripper names.
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I should have been a doctor. All my life people have told me how great I am at testing patients.
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I should have been a doctor. All my life people have told me how great I am at testing patients.
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I try to stay out of antiquated offices but now I'm being accused of fax evasion
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I try to stay out of antiquated offices but now I'm being accused of fax evasion
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I laugh far too easily for someone who knows how fucked up everything is..
October 20, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I laugh far too easily for someone who knows how fucked up everything is..
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Accepting small amounts of attention, fooling myself they were feasts.
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Accepting small amounts of attention, fooling myself they were feasts.
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You have forfeited the consideration and respect I would extend to a complete stranger.
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You have forfeited the consideration and respect I would extend to a complete stranger.
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Realizing the true meaning of presence through absence.
December 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Realizing the true meaning of presence through absence.
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If you’ve ever used an erect penis to hang a towel on please repost.
December 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If you’ve ever used an erect penis to hang a towel on please repost.
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all i want for christmas is a cinnamon bear like meier and frank used to give away
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
all i want for christmas is a cinnamon bear like meier and frank used to give away
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The day will come when I can apply a glass screen protector on my phone totally void of air bubbles.
Today apparently is not that day.
Today apparently is not that day.
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The day will come when I can apply a glass screen protector on my phone totally void of air bubbles.
Today apparently is not that day.
Today apparently is not that day.
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Welcome to that age where you wake up on Saturday mornings about the same time you used to go to sleep.
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Welcome to that age where you wake up on Saturday mornings about the same time you used to go to sleep.
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I think I could talk your wife into making out with me
December 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I think I could talk your wife into making out with me
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I’m a giver.
*gives you nightmares*
*gives you nightmares*
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I’m a giver.
*gives you nightmares*
*gives you nightmares*
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I was asked yesterday what I was thankful for. I actually had no response. This is the world I live in now.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I was asked yesterday what I was thankful for. I actually had no response. This is the world I live in now.
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My car is getting into the holiday spirit with its annual display of dashboard warning lights.
December 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
My car is getting into the holiday spirit with its annual display of dashboard warning lights.
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it’s spelled messy, dummy 🙄
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
it’s spelled messy, dummy 🙄
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we all
just want
a safe place
in which
to exist
just want
a safe place
in which
to exist
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
we all
just want
a safe place
in which
to exist
just want
a safe place
in which
to exist
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If only we’d realised that those were in fact the golden years
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If only we’d realised that those were in fact the golden years