the man, the myth, the bellend
my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy
my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
Mary: you are not going out until your room’s tidy
Jesus: aw mom, dad said I can be messy
Joseph: nice try son, I said you may well be the Messiah but you can still clean your room
Jesus: I hate you, you’re not even my real dad!
Mary: you are not going out until your room’s tidy
Jesus: aw mom, dad said I can be messy
Joseph: nice try son, I said you may well be the Messiah but you can still clean your room
Jesus: I hate you, you’re not even my real dad!
Like, is the bar that low or is my wife’s church book club members all married to a bunch of dummies?
Like, is the bar that low or is my wife’s church book club members all married to a bunch of dummies?
(1) yes its time
(b) no you’re jewish
(%) idc i don’t even follow you
(&) is this a poll? i hate polls
(1) yes its time
(b) no you’re jewish
(%) idc i don’t even follow you
(&) is this a poll? i hate polls
This is absolute bullshit.
This is absolute bullshit.
It's a secret third person.
It's a secret third person.
"Her skal jeg vente til du kommer igjen"
I may have blacked out for a bit in the middle.
"Her skal jeg vente til du kommer igjen"
I may have blacked out for a bit in the middle.
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
me: I hear that you do the best toasted cheese & ham sandwich in all Paris, here
server: that’s a croque monsieur
me: oh that’s a shame, I’ll just have a croissant instead then please
me: I hear that you do the best toasted cheese & ham sandwich in all Paris, here
server: that’s a croque monsieur
me: oh that’s a shame, I’ll just have a croissant instead then please