Siege
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Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Also: Sports. AEW. Music.
⬇️Links to my feeds⬇️. I tried sorting them by likes but you can’t sort what doesn’t exist 🫠
“Funny” P’s: https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
“Funny” Q’s and R’s: https://shorturl.at/eZbhE
⬇️Links to my feeds⬇️. I tried sorting them by likes but you can’t sort what doesn’t exist 🫠
“Funny” P’s: https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
“Funny” Q’s and R’s: https://shorturl.at/eZbhE
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If you can karate chop one carton of eggs you can karate chop a dozen. Maybe two dozen if you shop at Costco and your hand is thick enough.
If Sun Tzu was such a great leader then where are his grandkids?
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If Sun Tzu was such a great leader then where are his grandkids?
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(loud enough to be captured on seismograph four thousand miles away) GO FISH
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
(loud enough to be captured on seismograph four thousand miles away) GO FISH
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You always hear about werewolves but never whywolves or whatwolves
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
You always hear about werewolves but never whywolves or whatwolves
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If you can karate chop one carton of eggs you can karate chop a dozen. Maybe two dozen if you shop at Costco and your hand is thick enough.
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If you can karate chop one carton of eggs you can karate chop a dozen. Maybe two dozen if you shop at Costco and your hand is thick enough.
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If you see one American Eagle store then you’ve seen the mall.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If you see one American Eagle store then you’ve seen the mall.
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I’d like to cancel my subscription to winter.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’d like to cancel my subscription to winter.
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17,973 wish chips later and I still haven’t gone jet skiing with Stone Cold Steve Austin. I’m starting to think this shit doesn’t work.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
17,973 wish chips later and I still haven’t gone jet skiing with Stone Cold Steve Austin. I’m starting to think this shit doesn’t work.
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Scrubbing Bubbles look at champagne bubbles the way I look at Elon.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Scrubbing Bubbles look at champagne bubbles the way I look at Elon.
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Watching network TV is like why is this show is still on..like all of them.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Watching network TV is like why is this show is still on..like all of them.
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sorry I went through your dog door and rearranged your furniture
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
sorry I went through your dog door and rearranged your furniture
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*designs a bikini that holds chips in the top and queso in the bottom
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
*designs a bikini that holds chips in the top and queso in the bottom
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Cyber Monday is Very Dumb. But, weirdly, I have found that Good.Store does nonetheless greatly benefit by participating.
So, right now we're doing our BIGGEST DISCOUNT OF THE YEAR.
If you're not sure what we have that people in your world might like, WE MADE A QUIZ! good.store/pages/holida...
So, right now we're doing our BIGGEST DISCOUNT OF THE YEAR.
If you're not sure what we have that people in your world might like, WE MADE A QUIZ! good.store/pages/holida...
Holiday Gifting Quiz
Founded by John and Hank Green with the belief that humanity can be good news. At Good Store, we’re searching the world for the best versions of the products that you use daily, like socks, coffee, or...
good.store
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Cyber Monday is Very Dumb. But, weirdly, I have found that Good.Store does nonetheless greatly benefit by participating.
So, right now we're doing our BIGGEST DISCOUNT OF THE YEAR.
If you're not sure what we have that people in your world might like, WE MADE A QUIZ! good.store/pages/holida...
So, right now we're doing our BIGGEST DISCOUNT OF THE YEAR.
If you're not sure what we have that people in your world might like, WE MADE A QUIZ! good.store/pages/holida...
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squinting my eyes at writers who try and make the bad guy seem relatable
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
squinting my eyes at writers who try and make the bad guy seem relatable
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being around family yesterday reminded me of something valuable. its time to grow psychedelic mushrooms again.
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
being around family yesterday reminded me of something valuable. its time to grow psychedelic mushrooms again.
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Technically you can have multiple pieholes but I would advise against it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Technically you can have multiple pieholes but I would advise against it.
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I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
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in no way was having the last 2 days off a vacation.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
in no way was having the last 2 days off a vacation.
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I sure wing a lot of things for not being a bird.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I sure wing a lot of things for not being a bird.
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putting tums on my pizza to save time
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
putting tums on my pizza to save time
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November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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finishing out the year strong by sending my boys daily screenshots of my phone at 67%
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
finishing out the year strong by sending my boys daily screenshots of my phone at 67%
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Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?
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the creature growing in my loofah said “please, creator, make me a companion”
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
the creature growing in my loofah said “please, creator, make me a companion”
I’d like to cancel my subscription to winter.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’d like to cancel my subscription to winter.