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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
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Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved bsky.app/profile/jollyrobber.bsky.social/search My Musings https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u Best? Of https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · Nov 15
Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 2d
you can be vulnerable and have boundaries✨
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1d
love getting acne at 47, gets that teen self esteem motor runnin
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 2d
sometimes I miss weekend drinking but these mornings with no hangover and knowing what I said and did the night before is a peaceful feeling of accomplishment
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1d
lazy bloom, still looks the same from this morning🤣❤️
red and white rose in bloom, slowly
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 9d
my uber is here
A hatchback in a parking lot. It's covered in long brown fur except for the windows, headlights, grille, and tyres so that it looks like Chewbacca
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Stacey L. Scott @staceylscott.bsky.social · 9d
my uber is here
Three Grey ultraterrestrials taking plant samples with their spacecraft in the background
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Norm @ogskydog.com · 2d
oh give me the beat boys and free my soul
i wanna get lost in your butthole and drift away
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Norm @ogskydog.com · 1d
stop being an asshole and sit with me in the pumpkin patch, charlie brown
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
"Wait, I can explain..."
Wyoming Man Found With 30 Eyeballs In His Anal Cavity
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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 2d
there’s no way your anaconda can handle these buns of steel
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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d
practicing self restraint by being like “i could get 19 hot dog/soda combos from costco for the price of this”
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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d
thinking about her (gwen pepperoni)
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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 21h
heavy is the pinky that holds the phone
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 4d
*Jennifer Coolidge voice*
I need a blunt real bad
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 4d
Beware, someone could be watching you at any time. Tracking your every move. Not me though. I’m too lazy.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 3d
Go ahead & have that late night bowl of cereal. After this week, you deserve it.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 2d
“Make me proud,” I whisper as I add more cheese to the mac
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 1d
I did the laundry.
One small step for Jen, one giant leap for Jenkind.
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 9h
On the bright side, we now need a much smaller venue for the Bsky prom.
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 1d
*Britishly* bottle of water
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addiane.bsky.social
Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 12h
The new girl that works at the smoke shop is really cute and I tried flirting a little and I confused her so much. Anyway, new cutie at the shop, I see you.
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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 14h
99 red balloons, but at least one of them has the juice to summon Stephen King’s IT.
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dadback.bsky.social
I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 10d
French dudes be like Breaux
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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 5d
I'm eating a whole bag of beef jerkey before I go to the dentist to really take advantage of that free flossing they give you
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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 3d
If someone knocks on the bathroom door while I am using it, I cry out, "The ritual is not yet complete!"
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