🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved
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Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?
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I'm still angry "Punky Brewster" had hardly any punk rock music in it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm still angry "Punky Brewster" had hardly any punk rock music in it.
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Green Day
Korn
Taylor Swift Eras Tour
Christina Aguilera
George Strait
Green Day
Korn
Taylor Swift Eras Tour
Christina Aguilera
George Strait
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
(Chicago 2024-25 edition)
Billy Bragg
Ari Brown
Craig Taborn
Trio 3
Fay Victor
(Chicago 2024-25 edition)
Billy Bragg
Ari Brown
Craig Taborn
Trio 3
Fay Victor
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
System of a Down
Paramore
Warped Tour 98
Ozzfest 99
Bad Religion
System of a Down
Paramore
Warped Tour 98
Ozzfest 99
Bad Religion
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Green Day
Korn
Taylor Swift Eras Tour
Christina Aguilera
George Strait
Green Day
Korn
Taylor Swift Eras Tour
Christina Aguilera
George Strait
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Modern math problem: My dentist will charge $25 if I'm 5 min late. How much does the dentist owe me when I show up on time and wait 40 minutes for my "appointment"?
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Modern math problem: My dentist will charge $25 if I'm 5 min late. How much does the dentist owe me when I show up on time and wait 40 minutes for my "appointment"?
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Never met a Davante who didn’t play in the NFL.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Never met a Davante who didn’t play in the NFL.
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nana said we can be on our phones at the table if we’re all on individual calls with speaker phone on
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
nana said we can be on our phones at the table if we’re all on individual calls with speaker phone on
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I’ll gladly take a cruise if I can throw one to 1,000 people overboard with impunity.
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’ll gladly take a cruise if I can throw one to 1,000 people overboard with impunity.
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The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
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I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
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next year i want to be seated at the dogs’ table
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
next year i want to be seated at the dogs’ table
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"This reminds me of your dad"
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"This reminds me of your dad"
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
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Happy Thursday, to those who celebrate.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy Thursday, to those who celebrate.
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People that put their shopping cart in the cart corral when they are finished using them should receive a hero's parade every memorial day.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
People that put their shopping cart in the cart corral when they are finished using them should receive a hero's parade every memorial day.
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I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
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Guillermo del Toro's Herbie Goes Bananas
Guillermo del Toro’s The Care Bears Movie
Guillermo del Toro's There's Something About Mary
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Guillermo del Toro's Herbie Goes Bananas
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Local YMCA does a turkey 5k run/walk that passes my house on Thanksgiving and I’m currently watching them run while I eat a pancake and sausage on a stick
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Local YMCA does a turkey 5k run/walk that passes my house on Thanksgiving and I’m currently watching them run while I eat a pancake and sausage on a stick
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It’s Thursday but in terms of butthole it feels like Friday
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
It’s Thursday but in terms of butthole it feels like Friday
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*jerk off motion*… The title of my memoir.
WEEEE! The title of my memior.
Welp..The title of my memior.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
*jerk off motion*… The title of my memoir.
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It’s that time of year
two men standing next to each other with the words as god as my witness
Alt: Herb Tarlic and the boss standing next to each other with the words as god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly. From WKRP in Cincinatti the tv show for their Thanksgiving episode the boss had the idea to do a giveaway of live turkey over a shopping center by dropping them out of a helicopter. One of the funniest episodes of television ever.
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It’s that time of year
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another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Stan
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Stan
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you’re just a skeleton holding up a bunch of flesh that was designed to be a vessel to carry poop around
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
you’re just a skeleton holding up a bunch of flesh that was designed to be a vessel to carry poop around
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* should be the like button
it should always be butthole
it should always be butthole
normalize replacing social media acknowledgment buttons which express that I saw your stuff with stars or deadass anything. Hearts suck. It’s where twitter went wrong and it’s how this place started out on the wrong foot
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
* should be the like button
it should always be butthole
it should always be butthole
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*exhales massive vape cloud*
We used to pay money to have someone else give a mutual a trophy emoji for a good tweet.
We used to pay money to have someone else give a mutual a trophy emoji for a good tweet.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
*exhales massive vape cloud*
We used to pay money to have someone else give a mutual a trophy emoji for a good tweet.
We used to pay money to have someone else give a mutual a trophy emoji for a good tweet.
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my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
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the downside of 140 characters was more acronyms and who doesn’t hate acronyms htgihts
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the downside of 140 characters was more acronyms and who doesn’t hate acronyms htgihts