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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · Jan 19

Don't tell anyone, but sometimes I just say something because I hope it will put a smile on somebody's face.

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 1d

Persistence pays off!

It took me nearly a month, but I finally was able to get ahold of the Craigslist seller of this Genuine MoPar 440 Six Pack intake at a great price. (Pay no attention to the milled off choke well and heat crossover; where we're going we won't need them)

#weirdcarBS
#carsky

Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

What's it like inside your head?

Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

Driving behind someone eating something in Tupperware that also requires dipping one solid food into another, semi gelatinous food.

25 MpH in a 50. I wonder why?

Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

And thank you.

Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

No worries. I split them in half because I don't like them or how they make me feel. Sleepy time will be here soon.

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

The muscle relaxers help me to be me.💪

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

I wasn't sure if you knew who they were so I clarified the Alt text.

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

Wait for it...

Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

a woman is sitting on a bench with the words `` i 'll be there for you '' written above her .

Alt: The "A" Team

media.tenor.com

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

I guess I could just tear it out for ball room at this point.

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

Just checking:
Does anyone really care what Fetterman has to say at this point?

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

Somehow, my rolling tumbles don't seem quite up to snuff when I have back spasms.

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

I love these Lidocaine images showing you putting them on your back by yourself.

If I could bend enough to do that, I wouldn't need the patch...

Image of a man with severe back pain reaching around to his back to put a lidocaine patch on it.

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

KIVI-TV first reported on the FBI’s modified statement, saying the FBI’s update came after the news outlet sent the FBI a photo reportedly of a 14-year-old U.S. citizen in zip ties

idahocapitalsun.com/2025/10/22/f...

FBI backtracks on denying children were zip tied in Idaho raid, saying instead no ‘young’ kids were • Idaho Capital Sun

After the FBI denied "children were zip-tied or hit with rubber bullets" in raid in Wilder, Idaho, FBI says no "young" children were.

idahocapitalsun.com

Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

2/2 list of donors paying for the destruction of the East Wing

Lockheed Martin
Meta Platforms
Micron Technology
Microsoft
NextEra Energy, Inc.
Palantir Technologies Inc.
Ripple
Reynolds American
T-Mobile
Tether America
Union Pacific Railroad

*List of businesses paying for this travesty

Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2d

Who is paying for the White House ballroom and the destruction of the East Wing?

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Altria Group, Inc.
Amazon
Apple
Booz Allen Hamilton
Caterpillar, Inc.
Coinbase
Comcast Corporation
J. Pepe and Emilia Fanjul
Hard Rock International
Google
HP Inc.
("Donor" ist continued in reply)

Interior of the East Wing of the White House before destruction

Demolition of the East Wing of the White House

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 3d

Well, it's muscle relaxers instead of painkillers.

night-night

Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4d

You think this snark is off-the-wall??

Just wait until the painkillers kick in.

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 3d

You gonna come back around
To the sad, sad truth
The dirty lowdown

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 4d

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 3d

They really love the furniture, don't they?

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 4d

With SNAP benefits probably ending for millions of people it’s crucial to donate what you can to your local food banks. People will be relying on them for so much and they need our support.

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Matthew Blanchette @mattpb.bsky.social · 4d

Crazy that Speaker Johnson is letting SNAP die because he doesn't want the Epstein files to get out.

He REALLY hates kids.

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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4d

You think this snark is off-the-wall??

Just wait until the painkillers kick in.

Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4d

One might say this is pretty Meta.

But don't, because I don't post in that craphole.

Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4d

"Those folks on Mastodon would be very upset right now if they read anyone else's posts"

Image of a Post on Mastodon explaining that it feels like The Simpsons episode where the people with ham radios use just use them to say "I have a ham radio" to each other.