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ThinlyVeiledPanda

@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social

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Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://shorturl.at/eqLJn Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Started saying mucho to my Spanish friends. It means a lot to them

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 3h

Exactly -9.81m/s worth 😉

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 5h

a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage in front of a screen that says city

Alt: Conan O’Brian doing a fancy bow

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 5h

Same. I feel like I may have just now gotten a handle on how to use this platform 😬

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 5h

I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 5d

i fell in love with the squirrel at the nut show

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16h

what the FUCK do you mean the Harlem Globetrotters aren't horses

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 5h

It’s because I’m technologically incompetent tbh 😂

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 1d

I like to think it’s the most unhinged and unstable among us who stayed

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 8h

there is nothing scarier than when a kids toy starts singing and there’s no one near it

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Inscription D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 1d

“Beauty is in the eye of the buttholder” I say holding your butt

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 1d

In 1980, my mom invented the double bow for shoe tying and revolutionized babysitting.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 2d

filling my weekly pill organizer with sunshine on a cloudy day

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 28d

yeah i’m a tradwife: unable to keep up with basic daily tasks due to suspected psychiatric issues, so i will eventually be lobotomized

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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 15d

[handing out red koolaid]

C’mon and have some. it’s a cult classic!

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 2d

Any chance to wear my rhinestone jean jacket is why I never miss jury duty.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4d

getting tired of all the "stuff" "happening" how do I turn it off

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4d

I have my way with words

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 1d

If opening and closing their car doors all day every day was a sport, my neighbors would be Olympians

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8h

bsky is the end of sm line for me. starting over again on another site is about appealing as harvesting my own organs with a shrimp fork.

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the thadadook👻 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 29d

ask your doctor if social media is right for you

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1d

We just keep letting Jared Leto happen for some reason.

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 5h

baba yaga in the streets,
yog sothoth in the sheets

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 13h

People leaving don’t scare me I’m an amateur musician

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 9h

I’m like if Spirit Halloween stores were a person

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Rebecca @libertyunderpants.bsky.social · 7h

I'm always excited to try a different scent of dish soap.

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