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somebody just asked me if i thought my game addiction is ruining this family, i almost dropped my grenades and said we’re gonna need a bigger basement

E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · Jan 31

up to my eyeballs in pixels
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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 4d

no need to call intel, i’ve got spying on everybody pretty much covered

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 12d

Some things shouldn't be put out into the universe. I've started a list. It's mostly people.

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MiloKilledPunk @milopoint.bsky.social · 10d

First date idea: You draw us a warm bath, I'll bring the toaster.

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MiloKilledPunk @milopoint.bsky.social · 7d

The Swamp has been drained, paved with cement, and booked for a thespian wrestling production.

This timeline is a collaborative performance art piece by Andy Warhol and Salvador Dali.

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MiloKilledPunk @milopoint.bsky.social · 23d

Have you tried turning it off and never turning it on again?

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MiloKilledPunk @milopoint.bsky.social · 10d

Something Wicked Sideways Combs

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 15d

wave your hand in front of the paper towel dispenser except it gives you pasta

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 15d

nachos with jalapeños so hot you could light a cigarette off my b hole

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 13d

Let bygones be bygones.. HA just kidding you better look over your shoulder for the rest of your life.

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 27d

While the single bunny hypothesis prevails in quantum fuzzics, nobody and I mean nobody is talking about fractal cat theory,

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 11d

I made the best meal tonight.

Recipe:
Grab bowl & spoon
Grab favorite cereal
Pour cereal in bowl
Grab milk & pour over cereal
Grab spoon
Shovel in face