E.D.D.I.E.z
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judging by the nanoparticles in my coffee, looks like i got driven home by the government last night
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i132...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i132...
French Roast - Charlie McCormick
YouTube video by Charlie McCormick
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December 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
judging by the nanoparticles in my coffee, looks like i got driven home by the government last night
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i132...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i132...
a scurry of bureaucrats
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
a scurry of bureaucrats
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People have told me I need to let my anger go, but I deserve it.
March 22, 2024 at 2:00 AM
People have told me I need to let my anger go, but I deserve it.
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Let nature heal you, touch grass and peyote.
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Let nature heal you, touch grass and peyote.
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Sailing my ship through the stormy skies tonight...the shock therapy intensifies.
October 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Sailing my ship through the stormy skies tonight...the shock therapy intensifies.
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If I really like you and see you start going down the rabbit hole.
I'll offer you a shovel.
I'll offer you a shovel.
February 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If I really like you and see you start going down the rabbit hole.
I'll offer you a shovel.
I'll offer you a shovel.
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As the world continues sliding backward intellectually, I'm mostly frightened of losing indoor plumbing and heating.
February 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
As the world continues sliding backward intellectually, I'm mostly frightened of losing indoor plumbing and heating.
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You can't bring marshmallows to space? Forget it then.
March 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You can't bring marshmallows to space? Forget it then.
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If I have to live in a real-life version of A Fistfull of Dollars, where's my horsey?
April 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If I have to live in a real-life version of A Fistfull of Dollars, where's my horsey?
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I am merely suggesting there be a Purple Nurple Revolution.
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I am merely suggesting there be a Purple Nurple Revolution.
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Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes you get a bull by its horns and then you know you only live once on the grass that’s greener on its side.
September 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes you get a bull by its horns and then you know you only live once on the grass that’s greener on its side.
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overthoinking is when your brain starts making characteristic grunting sounds of a pig
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
overthoinking is when your brain starts making characteristic grunting sounds of a pig
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Beauty comes in all sizes and shapes-
Small
Medium
Large
Circle
Square
Thin crust
Thick crust
Stuffed crust
Extra toppings
Small
Medium
Large
Circle
Square
Thin crust
Thick crust
Stuffed crust
Extra toppings
February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Beauty comes in all sizes and shapes-
Small
Medium
Large
Circle
Square
Thin crust
Thick crust
Stuffed crust
Extra toppings
Small
Medium
Large
Circle
Square
Thin crust
Thick crust
Stuffed crust
Extra toppings
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Maybe I’ll think of something but so far I’ve been faking it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Maybe I’ll think of something but so far I’ve been faking it.
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*writes yet another name in the Big Book of People I Am Honor Bound to Fistfight Should I Meet Them*
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
*writes yet another name in the Big Book of People I Am Honor Bound to Fistfight Should I Meet Them*
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MY DATE: I just love how normal and chill you are
ME [sighs and sadly turns the mashed potato sculpture of their face I’ve been working on back into a regular lump of potatoes]: Aww, thank you
ME [sighs and sadly turns the mashed potato sculpture of their face I’ve been working on back into a regular lump of potatoes]: Aww, thank you
March 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
MY DATE: I just love how normal and chill you are
ME [sighs and sadly turns the mashed potato sculpture of their face I’ve been working on back into a regular lump of potatoes]: Aww, thank you
ME [sighs and sadly turns the mashed potato sculpture of their face I’ve been working on back into a regular lump of potatoes]: Aww, thank you
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*Judge enters courtroom*
Bailiff, who has been daydreaming about lunch at Panda Express: All rice.
Bailiff, who has been daydreaming about lunch at Panda Express: All rice.
April 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
*Judge enters courtroom*
Bailiff, who has been daydreaming about lunch at Panda Express: All rice.
Bailiff, who has been daydreaming about lunch at Panda Express: All rice.
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Maybe my pants were trying to eat my hand.
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Maybe my pants were trying to eat my hand.
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People say adding insult to injury as if it’s a bad thing.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
People say adding insult to injury as if it’s a bad thing.
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Centaurs can't wipe their asses.
July 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Centaurs can't wipe their asses.
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you can sit in my bath & quack while i throw bread at you if you want...
June 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
you can sit in my bath & quack while i throw bread at you if you want...
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My poops were 2 for 1 all day today
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My poops were 2 for 1 all day today
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Between his hair transplant and his reputedly botched penile surgery, Elon Musk has pretty much turned himself into head wig and the angry inch
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Between his hair transplant and his reputedly botched penile surgery, Elon Musk has pretty much turned himself into head wig and the angry inch
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i think my bed winked at me
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i think my bed winked at me
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I’ll go from zero to ass worship in a heartbeat.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’ll go from zero to ass worship in a heartbeat.