Barba Papa 🏳️🌈The Bear Did Lady
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
Pinned
I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
Thirst trap warning
This gym thing is really starting to work.
This gym thing is really starting to work.
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Thirst trap warning
This gym thing is really starting to work.
This gym thing is really starting to work.
I read a parody poem just now, and it has prompted me to share one of my own. It's the time of year when "Stopping by the woods on a snowy evening" is oft trotted out, so here, with apologies to Robert Frost, is ...
Stopping by the woods of an evening
Stopping by the woods of an evening
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I read a parody poem just now, and it has prompted me to share one of my own. It's the time of year when "Stopping by the woods on a snowy evening" is oft trotted out, so here, with apologies to Robert Frost, is ...
Stopping by the woods of an evening
Stopping by the woods of an evening
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Welcome to Scotland, if it's not raining, it's about to.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Welcome to Scotland, if it's not raining, it's about to.
Pavlov's dog salivates at the slightest whiff of meringue.
December 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Pavlov's dog salivates at the slightest whiff of meringue.
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If I’m going to be visited by spirits, make them doubles please.
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
If I’m going to be visited by spirits, make them doubles please.
Now that I've seen it I'm seeing it everywhere.
TV drama is often built around people making promises they can't keep.
If I make a promise, I keep it real: I promise I will do everything I can, within reason, to achieve X.
Not I promise I will do X because I can't commit to that without lying.
TV drama is often built around people making promises they can't keep.
If I make a promise, I keep it real: I promise I will do everything I can, within reason, to achieve X.
Not I promise I will do X because I can't commit to that without lying.
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Now that I've seen it I'm seeing it everywhere.
TV drama is often built around people making promises they can't keep.
If I make a promise, I keep it real: I promise I will do everything I can, within reason, to achieve X.
Not I promise I will do X because I can't commit to that without lying.
TV drama is often built around people making promises they can't keep.
If I make a promise, I keep it real: I promise I will do everything I can, within reason, to achieve X.
Not I promise I will do X because I can't commit to that without lying.
If I based my assumptions on what I see on TV I would believe that everyone in the US:
Lives in a vast house or an apartment with vast rooms
Has amassive bowl of fresh fruit in their kitchen at all times
When they have a party, it is always over-catered to the point of parody
Lives in a vast house or an apartment with vast rooms
Has amassive bowl of fresh fruit in their kitchen at all times
When they have a party, it is always over-catered to the point of parody
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If I based my assumptions on what I see on TV I would believe that everyone in the US:
Lives in a vast house or an apartment with vast rooms
Has amassive bowl of fresh fruit in their kitchen at all times
When they have a party, it is always over-catered to the point of parody
Lives in a vast house or an apartment with vast rooms
Has amassive bowl of fresh fruit in their kitchen at all times
When they have a party, it is always over-catered to the point of parody
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I imagined myself in a threesome. It was a Mirage à Trois.
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I imagined myself in a threesome. It was a Mirage à Trois.
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Last Christmas, I buried your heart
The very next day, it gave me away
The very next day, it gave me away
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Last Christmas, I buried your heart
The very next day, it gave me away
The very next day, it gave me away
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life became cost prohibitive once the free trial expired
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
life became cost prohibitive once the free trial expired
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8 year old gets a "good job" yelled from me every time i hear her use the bidet. its pavlovs log
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
8 year old gets a "good job" yelled from me every time i hear her use the bidet. its pavlovs log
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and with that she packed up that idea that maybe a good skeet would come to her eventually and went home
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
and with that she packed up that idea that maybe a good skeet would come to her eventually and went home
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holiday yoga, so I can fully wrap my arms around myself under the mistletoe like I used to.
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
holiday yoga, so I can fully wrap my arms around myself under the mistletoe like I used to.
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Can't handle X. Glad to be here! 🤍
November 20, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Can't handle X. Glad to be here! 🤍
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Contrary to popular belief, you do not in fact have to succumb to societal pressure to bring that little fucking elf on a shelf narc into your home to train your children how to live under a surveillance state
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Contrary to popular belief, you do not in fact have to succumb to societal pressure to bring that little fucking elf on a shelf narc into your home to train your children how to live under a surveillance state
My ex didn't have one good bone in his body.
Except sometimes mine.
Except sometimes mine.
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
My ex didn't have one good bone in his body.
Except sometimes mine.
Except sometimes mine.
If someone tells you they gave 110% in their performance, they have told you two things about themselves:
1. In earlier performances they gave less than 100%
2. They are innumerate
1. In earlier performances they gave less than 100%
2. They are innumerate
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If someone tells you they gave 110% in their performance, they have told you two things about themselves:
1. In earlier performances they gave less than 100%
2. They are innumerate
1. In earlier performances they gave less than 100%
2. They are innumerate
As a (quondam?) drag queen, at this time of year my ears always prick up at the phrase "comedy stocking-filler".
It's never yet been about me, but one day it might be.
It's never yet been about me, but one day it might be.
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
As a (quondam?) drag queen, at this time of year my ears always prick up at the phrase "comedy stocking-filler".
It's never yet been about me, but one day it might be.
It's never yet been about me, but one day it might be.
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God: any questions?
Jesus: uh ya I have one what the fuck
Satan: it does seem a bit excessive
God: oh hush you two it’s perfect I’m God my will be done
Jesus: *mutters under breath* some will
God: I heard that! For that I’ll make sure they use heavy iron nails
Jesus: Me H. Christ
Jesus: uh ya I have one what the fuck
Satan: it does seem a bit excessive
God: oh hush you two it’s perfect I’m God my will be done
Jesus: *mutters under breath* some will
God: I heard that! For that I’ll make sure they use heavy iron nails
Jesus: Me H. Christ
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
God: any questions?
Jesus: uh ya I have one what the fuck
Satan: it does seem a bit excessive
God: oh hush you two it’s perfect I’m God my will be done
Jesus: *mutters under breath* some will
God: I heard that! For that I’ll make sure they use heavy iron nails
Jesus: Me H. Christ
Jesus: uh ya I have one what the fuck
Satan: it does seem a bit excessive
God: oh hush you two it’s perfect I’m God my will be done
Jesus: *mutters under breath* some will
God: I heard that! For that I’ll make sure they use heavy iron nails
Jesus: Me H. Christ
Dropping an unusual electronic instrument on the floor for an excuse to say "Oooh my theremin!"
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Dropping an unusual electronic instrument on the floor for an excuse to say "Oooh my theremin!"
You know the photographer Herb Ritts?
Do people in North America treat the "H" as silent?
Do people in North America treat the "H" as silent?
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You know the photographer Herb Ritts?
Do people in North America treat the "H" as silent?
Do people in North America treat the "H" as silent?
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i could draw a sideways eight forever
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i could draw a sideways eight forever
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Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
I took a screenshot?
I screenshotted?
I screenshat?
Yes, I'll go with that one.
I screenshotted?
I screenshat?
Yes, I'll go with that one.
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I took a screenshot?
I screenshotted?
I screenshat?
Yes, I'll go with that one.
I screenshotted?
I screenshat?
Yes, I'll go with that one.
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Autocorrect has singularly failed to make me a better driver.
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Autocorrect has singularly failed to make me a better driver.