Barba Papa 🏳️🌈The Bear Did Lady
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
Pinned
I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
I'm rarely impressed by new features in Microsoft products, but a Loop Component containing a table of tasks shared in an email to everyone involved - game changing.
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I'm rarely impressed by new features in Microsoft products, but a Loop Component containing a table of tasks shared in an email to everyone involved - game changing.
Ok. So when a chyron scrolls across the screen, it isn't being dragged by a wise centaur. That's Chiron.
December 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Ok. So when a chyron scrolls across the screen, it isn't being dragged by a wise centaur. That's Chiron.
Virtual Private Networks are often used to deliver virtual privates, by which I mean on-screen genitalia.
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Virtual Private Networks are often used to deliver virtual privates, by which I mean on-screen genitalia.
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A custom advent calendar that serves up a daily dose of cringe, recalling moments like accidentally saying “love you” instead of “goodbye” to your boss.
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
A custom advent calendar that serves up a daily dose of cringe, recalling moments like accidentally saying “love you” instead of “goodbye” to your boss.
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slenderman mostly exists in sliminal spaces
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
slenderman mostly exists in sliminal spaces
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jus lemme hang outside the pearly gates basking in the cancel culture st. peter be handing these fools
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
jus lemme hang outside the pearly gates basking in the cancel culture st. peter be handing these fools
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Sad songs: Everyone goes away, I want you and it hurts, people die, everything is temporary, there is no ground to stand on
Buddhists: We been saying this
Buddhists: We been saying this
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Sad songs: Everyone goes away, I want you and it hurts, people die, everything is temporary, there is no ground to stand on
Buddhists: We been saying this
Buddhists: We been saying this
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"Hold ⌘Q to Quit"?
don't flatter yourself, i intended to close you.
don't flatter yourself, i intended to close you.
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"Hold ⌘Q to Quit"?
don't flatter yourself, i intended to close you.
don't flatter yourself, i intended to close you.
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Email from Microsoft: hey remember these photos we scraped off ur computer without permission lol
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Email from Microsoft: hey remember these photos we scraped off ur computer without permission lol
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>Hook me up
>fuck me up
>make me jump
>pump my blood
>be my slut?
>Down again
>the restrain
>break my chains
>drain my pain
>drown me in your floodplains, babe babe babe babe babe.
>exit_
>fuck me up
>make me jump
>pump my blood
>be my slut?
>Down again
>the restrain
>break my chains
>drain my pain
>drown me in your floodplains, babe babe babe babe babe.
>exit_
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
>Hook me up
>fuck me up
>make me jump
>pump my blood
>be my slut?
>Down again
>the restrain
>break my chains
>drain my pain
>drown me in your floodplains, babe babe babe babe babe.
>exit_
>fuck me up
>make me jump
>pump my blood
>be my slut?
>Down again
>the restrain
>break my chains
>drain my pain
>drown me in your floodplains, babe babe babe babe babe.
>exit_
For all that I have given away my heart
So many reckless times
To see it trashed and broken
I have yet to sink so low
As those who did the trashing
I am not heartless
So many reckless times
To see it trashed and broken
I have yet to sink so low
As those who did the trashing
I am not heartless
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
For all that I have given away my heart
So many reckless times
To see it trashed and broken
I have yet to sink so low
As those who did the trashing
I am not heartless
So many reckless times
To see it trashed and broken
I have yet to sink so low
As those who did the trashing
I am not heartless
I might just be one person living one life
but
Wind me up enough and I will die a tribe
but
Wind me up enough and I will die a tribe
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I might just be one person living one life
but
Wind me up enough and I will die a tribe
but
Wind me up enough and I will die a tribe
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Oasis wrote "definitely maybe" and then spent the next thirty years proving they were right to hedge their bets
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oasis wrote "definitely maybe" and then spent the next thirty years proving they were right to hedge their bets
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[first date]
ME: so what do you do
DATE: i'm a pharmacist
ME: so farm assist like milking cows
DATE: no like drugs
ME: oh
DATE:
ME: how do u milk drugs
ME: so what do you do
DATE: i'm a pharmacist
ME: so farm assist like milking cows
DATE: no like drugs
ME: oh
DATE:
ME: how do u milk drugs
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
[first date]
ME: so what do you do
DATE: i'm a pharmacist
ME: so farm assist like milking cows
DATE: no like drugs
ME: oh
DATE:
ME: how do u milk drugs
ME: so what do you do
DATE: i'm a pharmacist
ME: so farm assist like milking cows
DATE: no like drugs
ME: oh
DATE:
ME: how do u milk drugs
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"Hey, Criteria, have you met Bob?“
“Bob, this is... oh, sorry. You haven't met the criteria."
“Bob, this is... oh, sorry. You haven't met the criteria."
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Hey, Criteria, have you met Bob?“
“Bob, this is... oh, sorry. You haven't met the criteria."
“Bob, this is... oh, sorry. You haven't met the criteria."
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
I love Deeny's work, and was delighted with the piece I commissioned from them, so I heartily recommend!
Traditional commissions are open for end of December delivery
Digital commissions are open for before Christmas delivery
Please remember that if youre curious, you can always message me, consults are and always will be free so dont be shy
Thank you guys so much
I love you
Digital commissions are open for before Christmas delivery
Please remember that if youre curious, you can always message me, consults are and always will be free so dont be shy
Thank you guys so much
I love you
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I love Deeny's work, and was delighted with the piece I commissioned from them, so I heartily recommend!
Thirst trap warning
This gym thing is really starting to work.
This gym thing is really starting to work.
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Thirst trap warning
This gym thing is really starting to work.
This gym thing is really starting to work.
I read a parody poem just now, and it has prompted me to share one of my own. It's the time of year when "Stopping by the woods on a snowy evening" is oft trotted out, so here, with apologies to Robert Frost, is ...
Stopping by the woods of an evening
Stopping by the woods of an evening
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I read a parody poem just now, and it has prompted me to share one of my own. It's the time of year when "Stopping by the woods on a snowy evening" is oft trotted out, so here, with apologies to Robert Frost, is ...
Stopping by the woods of an evening
Stopping by the woods of an evening
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Welcome to Scotland, if it's not raining, it's about to.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Welcome to Scotland, if it's not raining, it's about to.
Pavlov's dog salivates at the slightest whiff of meringue.
December 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Pavlov's dog salivates at the slightest whiff of meringue.
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If I’m going to be visited by spirits, make them doubles please.
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
If I’m going to be visited by spirits, make them doubles please.
Now that I've seen it I'm seeing it everywhere.
TV drama is often built around people making promises they can't keep.
If I make a promise, I keep it real: I promise I will do everything I can, within reason, to achieve X.
Not I promise I will do X because I can't commit to that without lying.
TV drama is often built around people making promises they can't keep.
If I make a promise, I keep it real: I promise I will do everything I can, within reason, to achieve X.
Not I promise I will do X because I can't commit to that without lying.
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Now that I've seen it I'm seeing it everywhere.
TV drama is often built around people making promises they can't keep.
If I make a promise, I keep it real: I promise I will do everything I can, within reason, to achieve X.
Not I promise I will do X because I can't commit to that without lying.
TV drama is often built around people making promises they can't keep.
If I make a promise, I keep it real: I promise I will do everything I can, within reason, to achieve X.
Not I promise I will do X because I can't commit to that without lying.
If I based my assumptions on what I see on TV I would believe that everyone in the US:
Lives in a vast house or an apartment with vast rooms
Has amassive bowl of fresh fruit in their kitchen at all times
When they have a party, it is always over-catered to the point of parody
Lives in a vast house or an apartment with vast rooms
Has amassive bowl of fresh fruit in their kitchen at all times
When they have a party, it is always over-catered to the point of parody
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If I based my assumptions on what I see on TV I would believe that everyone in the US:
Lives in a vast house or an apartment with vast rooms
Has amassive bowl of fresh fruit in their kitchen at all times
When they have a party, it is always over-catered to the point of parody
Lives in a vast house or an apartment with vast rooms
Has amassive bowl of fresh fruit in their kitchen at all times
When they have a party, it is always over-catered to the point of parody