Barba Papa 🏳️🌈The Bear Did Lady
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
Pinned
I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
Adult film actors have incredibly broad skill sets. I spotted one working as a mechanic, a plumber, an electrician, a police officer, a ski instructor, a bar tender, and a massage therapist.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Adult film actors have incredibly broad skill sets. I spotted one working as a mechanic, a plumber, an electrician, a police officer, a ski instructor, a bar tender, and a massage therapist.
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Do AirBnB hosts actually make their guests breakfast? Cause I get the feeling they're all actually just AirBs...
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Do AirBnB hosts actually make their guests breakfast? Cause I get the feeling they're all actually just AirBs...
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
On one side. On the other side is smugness, and across the street is superciliousness.
On one side. On the other side is smugness, and across the street is superciliousness.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
On one side. On the other side is smugness, and across the street is superciliousness.
On one side. On the other side is smugness, and across the street is superciliousness.
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my to do list is so long it may as well be a fantasy novel
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
my to do list is so long it may as well be a fantasy novel
The voice in my head claims to be my imposter syndrome, but I'm not convinced...
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The voice in my head claims to be my imposter syndrome, but I'm not convinced...
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ME: my therapist says i’m too litteral
WIFE: typo
ME: o
WIFE: typo
ME: o
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
ME: my therapist says i’m too litteral
WIFE: typo
ME: o
WIFE: typo
ME: o
Advise me please if you are a fellow gym goer and lifter of heavy things.
I haven't been to the gym in over a week. I have some sort of chest infection and cough with thick mucous. No fever or anything.
Should I go anyway and have a gentle workout? Or wait until recovered?
I haven't been to the gym in over a week. I have some sort of chest infection and cough with thick mucous. No fever or anything.
Should I go anyway and have a gentle workout? Or wait until recovered?
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Advise me please if you are a fellow gym goer and lifter of heavy things.
I haven't been to the gym in over a week. I have some sort of chest infection and cough with thick mucous. No fever or anything.
Should I go anyway and have a gentle workout? Or wait until recovered?
I haven't been to the gym in over a week. I have some sort of chest infection and cough with thick mucous. No fever or anything.
Should I go anyway and have a gentle workout? Or wait until recovered?
Two days from now I'll have been tossing my nonsense out into the aether in this place for a whole year.
Winners of the Chelsea Flower Show are often those who have embraced the avant garden.
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Two days from now I'll have been tossing my nonsense out into the aether in this place for a whole year.
Change a letter. make a singer less appealing.
Mick Sagger
Mick Sagger
Change a letter. make a singer less appealing.
Dick Jagger
Dick Jagger
Change a letter. Make a singer less appealing.
Midonna
Midonna
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Change a letter. make a singer less appealing.
Mick Sagger
Mick Sagger
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I'm opening a Hungarian-Italian fusion restaurant. it'll be called Budapesto
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm opening a Hungarian-Italian fusion restaurant. it'll be called Budapesto
The croupier who organises monthly casino nights using jumbo playing cards at the retirement is a big deal.
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The croupier who organises monthly casino nights using jumbo playing cards at the retirement is a big deal.
Change a letter. Make a singer less appealing.
Brian Mad
Brian Mad
Change a letter. Make a singer less appealing.
Eric Crapton.
Eric Crapton.
Change a letter. Make a singer less appealing.
Midonna
Midonna
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Change a letter. Make a singer less appealing.
Brian Mad
Brian Mad
I was going to post another "maybe it's Maybelline" joke about tourmaline but disappeared down a rabbit hole when researching it. There are so many types of tourmaline and they all have different names. I had no idea.
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I was going to post another "maybe it's Maybelline" joke about tourmaline but disappeared down a rabbit hole when researching it. There are so many types of tourmaline and they all have different names. I had no idea.
Change letter make singer less
Her
Her
Change letter make singer less
Nil Young
Nil Young
Change a letter. Make a singer less appealing.
Midonna
Midonna
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Change letter make singer less
Her
Her
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a Happy Meal would be if he choked to death on his fucking Big Mac
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
a Happy Meal would be if he choked to death on his fucking Big Mac
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not all heroes eat crepes
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
not all heroes eat crepes
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Thanks to iPhone batteries I now feel like a medieval knight as I don’t go anywhere without my trusty charger.
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Thanks to iPhone batteries I now feel like a medieval knight as I don’t go anywhere without my trusty charger.
Maybe she was born with it.
Maybe it's mmm Danone.
Maybe it's mmm Danone.
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Maybe she was born with it.
Maybe it's mmm Danone.
Maybe it's mmm Danone.
I think I'm going to start calling them "Florence plus the machine" since it's officially written using a + sign.
In the days when Five styled themselves as 5ive I pronounced it as fiveive so at least I'm consistent in my pedantry.
In the days when Five styled themselves as 5ive I pronounced it as fiveive so at least I'm consistent in my pedantry.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I think I'm going to start calling them "Florence plus the machine" since it's officially written using a + sign.
In the days when Five styled themselves as 5ive I pronounced it as fiveive so at least I'm consistent in my pedantry.
In the days when Five styled themselves as 5ive I pronounced it as fiveive so at least I'm consistent in my pedantry.
Change a letter. Make a singer less appealing.
Midonna
Midonna
Change a letter. Make a singer more appealing.
Girth Brooks
Girth Brooks
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Change a letter. Make a singer less appealing.
Midonna
Midonna
I won't go insultana your intelligence, but this currant affairs program won't be raisin any serious issues.
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I won't go insultana your intelligence, but this currant affairs program won't be raisin any serious issues.
In video games, a first person shooter is when you kill Adam.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
In video games, a first person shooter is when you kill Adam.
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
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H. P. Lovecraft had a better name for writing porn than sci fi and horror. Just sayin’.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
H. P. Lovecraft had a better name for writing porn than sci fi and horror. Just sayin’.
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Captain, we’re about to enter the wormhole.
Worm: Nope. Not on a first date.
Worm: Nope. Not on a first date.
November 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Captain, we’re about to enter the wormhole.
Worm: Nope. Not on a first date.
Worm: Nope. Not on a first date.