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Miss Havishambles

@misshavishambles.bsky.social

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No you’re a gothic horror. A report of a most alarming nature has reached me. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · Aug 21

The meek no longer want the earth thanks.

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.eff @fabjx.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes even the liker doesn't know whether they're liking the post or the poster

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1h

This makes sense to me
Up, over, over the other way and down. Easy

Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1h

Someone ask Auden

Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1h

Not sure that’s where I’ll end up

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 1d

In 1980, my mom invented the double bow for shoe tying and revolutionized babysitting.

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 9h

Endless Screaming is always saying what I'm thinking.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 9h

*pinches bridge of nose

Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 10h

I find people concerning

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 10h

Someone wrote that they wouldn’t watch The Holdovers because they didn’t like Christmas movies.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

The handle came off the microwave so we're playing an old timey game of expecting a long distance call

My grandma's old black rotary phone with a long black microwave handle as the receiver

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 2d

Me and my clones are in a doppelgäng.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 11h

Someone’s told me to head North. What does that even mean.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 13h

And mine!

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 13h

The Ego and the Idiot.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 13h

🤣

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 13h

a woman is pouring a tea bag into a cup with gif-finder.com in the corner

Alt: a woman is staring pretty hard

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d

i’m so relieved he didn’t win the nobel prize otherwise i’d have had to throw mine away

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 23h

Alexa, did they ever find out what was eating that Gilbert Grape fella

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14h

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 17h

-Are you dissapointed in me or is this your usual face?

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 15h

I change it each year

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 15h

Yes I dangled a modifier, but I did it for you.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 15h

Win

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 2d

Not enough people hate me. Going to form a ska band.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 18h

Lowered expectations is the hot new trend.

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