Miss Havishambles
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You fear the world too much Ebenezer
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The meek no longer want the earth thanks.
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Tender And Mild: A Christmas Cookbook.
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Tender And Mild: A Christmas Cookbook.
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You can smear icing on your face and dip it in sprinkles if you wanna. You deserve the sweet little cookie treatment too.
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You can smear icing on your face and dip it in sprinkles if you wanna. You deserve the sweet little cookie treatment too.
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In a world where I can be anything I have GOT to stop choosing tired
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
In a world where I can be anything I have GOT to stop choosing tired
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At the antique store again and absolutely getting this. I have no idea what it's about, nor do I care.
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
At the antique store again and absolutely getting this. I have no idea what it's about, nor do I care.
Opens bluesky
‘bring back hanging’
‘wet salad’
Closes bluesky
‘bring back hanging’
‘wet salad’
Closes bluesky
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Opens bluesky
‘bring back hanging’
‘wet salad’
Closes bluesky
‘bring back hanging’
‘wet salad’
Closes bluesky
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should I read anything into the guy next to me on the plane offering me a mint
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
should I read anything into the guy next to me on the plane offering me a mint
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Pulled my laces a bit too tight on Monday and still not got them back to normal so obviously I've done no work this week
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Pulled my laces a bit too tight on Monday and still not got them back to normal so obviously I've done no work this week
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There are many qualities I look for in the people I allow into my life but the most important of all is low expectations.
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There are many qualities I look for in the people I allow into my life but the most important of all is low expectations.
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Not sure how I feel about holiday beverages – I’m eggnostic HAHA I wanted to get this joke out one more time before we're all sent to work in the asbestos mines
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Not sure how I feel about holiday beverages – I’m eggnostic HAHA I wanted to get this joke out one more time before we're all sent to work in the asbestos mines
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O come let us adore him
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
O come let us adore him
A pulse in my right eye? I’m sure that’s fine.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM
A pulse in my right eye? I’m sure that’s fine.
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You’ll note there’s no passionvegetable
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You’ll note there’s no passionvegetable
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I thought I was having a deja vu but I think I just kept having the same dumb idea
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I thought I was having a deja vu but I think I just kept having the same dumb idea
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I've reached my wit's end. All you'll find here is the bit of scotch tape and the empty cardboard core that signify the end of the roll.
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I've reached my wit's end. All you'll find here is the bit of scotch tape and the empty cardboard core that signify the end of the roll.
Cerberus loved nothing more than chasing styx.
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Cerberus loved nothing more than chasing styx.
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they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
Looking forward to Netbros.
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Looking forward to Netbros.
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Starting to think the check engine light is not going to go off on its own.
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Starting to think the check engine light is not going to go off on its own.
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Did Kenneth ever tell us the frequency?
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Did Kenneth ever tell us the frequency?
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Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.
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Have you tried adding a LOL at the end to make it funny?
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Have you tried adding a LOL at the end to make it funny?
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Be wary if a dog owner brings your gift in a brown paper bag...
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Be wary if a dog owner brings your gift in a brown paper bag...
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Leave me on read, I only respond with omens now anyway.
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Leave me on read, I only respond with omens now anyway.
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life’s a numbers game and all i know is the alphabet
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
life’s a numbers game and all i know is the alphabet
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I won't tell anyone when it is my destiny to deliver lampshades by parachute but there will be a precise guidance system to land them on heads of those found to be out of control party guests at heart
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I won't tell anyone when it is my destiny to deliver lampshades by parachute but there will be a precise guidance system to land them on heads of those found to be out of control party guests at heart