Miss Havishambles
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You fear the world too much Ebenezer
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My own private Idahohoho. Definitely a Xmas film.
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Ocean's Twelfth Night
Is this anything
Is this anything
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ocean's Twelfth Night
Is this anything
Is this anything
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I’ve been put in charge of Christmas dinner this year. This is how family traditions become family tragedies.
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’ve been put in charge of Christmas dinner this year. This is how family traditions become family tragedies.
I was led to believe there would be more dream sequences.
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I was led to believe there would be more dream sequences.
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When I get a headache I take two aspirin and Keep away from children. Just like the bottle says.
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
When I get a headache I take two aspirin and Keep away from children. Just like the bottle says.
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Wasting time or timely wasting?
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Wasting time or timely wasting?
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I say “I don’t care” an awful lot for someone that cares an awful lot.
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I say “I don’t care” an awful lot for someone that cares an awful lot.
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i used chatgpt to raise my baby and in their first year they tried to kill me eleven times
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i used chatgpt to raise my baby and in their first year they tried to kill me eleven times
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after much consideration, I have decided to make back pain my entire identity going forward
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
after much consideration, I have decided to make back pain my entire identity going forward
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have your demons call my demons and we’ll work something out
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
have your demons call my demons and we’ll work something out
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My reposts are kicking so much ass right now.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My reposts are kicking so much ass right now.
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Sorry I keep missing the mark for coolness or relevance.
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Sorry I keep missing the mark for coolness or relevance.
Just deleted a post. You’re welcome.
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just deleted a post. You’re welcome.
Just undertook an internet quest worthy of Odysseus to find the ingredients for a soup recipe.
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Just undertook an internet quest worthy of Odysseus to find the ingredients for a soup recipe.
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Y'ever wake up feelin' all dessicated?
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Y'ever wake up feelin' all dessicated?
How far do we have to go back for golden age thinking?
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
How far do we have to go back for golden age thinking?
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I'll tell you the rules as you break them.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'll tell you the rules as you break them.
If I’m going to be visited by spirits, make them doubles please.
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
If I’m going to be visited by spirits, make them doubles please.
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Welcome to Scotland, if it's not raining, it's about to.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Welcome to Scotland, if it's not raining, it's about to.
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inside calculators are thousands of tiny horses just a-clippety cloppin
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
inside calculators are thousands of tiny horses just a-clippety cloppin
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SECOND RESPONDER: what happened
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
SECOND RESPONDER: what happened
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they should bring back cars you have to crank to start
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
they should bring back cars you have to crank to start
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Clocks match a lot of things throughout a day, not just how you wave your arms for certain times. The day your tie was born, when your socks got married, the end of your drapes when you caught them up in another window. It's not coincidence.
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Clocks match a lot of things throughout a day, not just how you wave your arms for certain times. The day your tie was born, when your socks got married, the end of your drapes when you caught them up in another window. It's not coincidence.
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Time to start leaving out milk and cookies for the porch thieves.
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Time to start leaving out milk and cookies for the porch thieves.
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🎵I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes🎵
911 operator: yes that sounds like a stroke, an ambulance is on the way
911 operator: yes that sounds like a stroke, an ambulance is on the way
July 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
🎵I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes🎵
911 operator: yes that sounds like a stroke, an ambulance is on the way
911 operator: yes that sounds like a stroke, an ambulance is on the way