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Miss Havishambles
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You fear the world too much Ebenezer


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The meek no longer want the earth thanks.
How far do we have to go back for golden age thinking?
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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I'll tell you the rules as you break them.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If I’m going to be visited by spirits, make them doubles please.
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Welcome to Scotland, if it's not raining, it's about to.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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inside calculators are thousands of tiny horses just a-clippety cloppin
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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SECOND RESPONDER: what happened
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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they should bring back cars you have to crank to start
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Clocks match a lot of things throughout a day, not just how you wave your arms for certain times. The day your tie was born, when your socks got married, the end of your drapes when you caught them up in another window. It's not coincidence.
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Time to start leaving out milk and cookies for the porch thieves.
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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🎵I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes🎵

911 operator: yes that sounds like a stroke, an ambulance is on the way
July 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Let's hang out in companionable silence.
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Hello, ibuprofen, my old friend
I walked too far today again
*shakes bottle like maracas*
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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My dad turns 79 tomorrow, and my oldest son turns 29 in a couple weeks. I remain 35 eternally.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Yeah, well, futility hasn’t stopped me yet.
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Caligula is a Christmas movie
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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the muppets take alcatraz
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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My safe word is falalala.
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I used to love winter but now I'm just cold, a magic is gone adventure
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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but officer the tongue of my tennis shoe was being weird
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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my back is fine if I don’t sit down for more than five minutes
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I scare people away by asking them their longitude and latitude location
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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You can tell which angels live among us by their hubcap diamond star halos
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Nothing worse than a looming household crisis and having no one at all but yourself to blame for it.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM