spleenly
@spleenly.bsky.social
Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow. Every tech job, all at once. he/him #ATX
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spleenly
@spleenly.bsky.social
· Sep 21
Consider that we don't even have a shared cultural understanding of what can be flushed.
Holiday spirit finally kicking in (derogatory)
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Holiday spirit finally kicking in (derogatory)
Autocorrect is just wrong for anything over 5 letters now because populism.
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Autocorrect is just wrong for anything over 5 letters now because populism.
Profligate dishwashing.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Profligate dishwashing.
Made a joke to my old boss about deleting my number and he said "I am never deleting your number." The bar is that low, people. 😭
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Made a joke to my old boss about deleting my number and he said "I am never deleting your number." The bar is that low, people. 😭
When the hoodie strings get all up in it, that.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
When the hoodie strings get all up in it, that.
Historically I've thrived in cavernous spaces.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Historically I've thrived in cavernous spaces.
Setting the TV to "vivid" just to feel something.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Setting the TV to "vivid" just to feel something.
Having a functioning nervous system radicalized me.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Having a functioning nervous system radicalized me.
Reinstalling the app, in defeat.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Reinstalling the app, in defeat.
The comeback king of coming back from my own bullshit.
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The comeback king of coming back from my own bullshit.
A tariff to make Cuisinart not over-engineered garbage.
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
A tariff to make Cuisinart not over-engineered garbage.
When I get my second wind, gods help you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
When I get my second wind, gods help you.
If hugging a lava tube makes me an extremophile I don't want to be right.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If hugging a lava tube makes me an extremophile I don't want to be right.
Welcome to middle age, you'll constantly feel like you've been punched somewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Welcome to middle age, you'll constantly feel like you've been punched somewhere.
Anything you shouldn't do with a gremlin, I gotchu
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Anything you shouldn't do with a gremlin, I gotchu
The future is just your past self asshole saying, hey, check this out.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The future is just your past self asshole saying, hey, check this out.
Ugh, fine, Maximum Effort.
I had planned logistically for four ice creams, but I think the last two flavors are going to be fuck and this.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ugh, fine, Maximum Effort.
"I'm still punk rock" (listens to current punk rock)
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"I'm still punk rock" (listens to current punk rock)
This Pandora channel has devolved into danceable pop-schlock death metal, so mission accomplished.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This Pandora channel has devolved into danceable pop-schlock death metal, so mission accomplished.
Pandemic was a nakeder time.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Pandemic was a nakeder time.
Reposted by spleenly
Me as a closeted lesbian in college:
What if edging is resisting capitalism
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me as a closeted lesbian in college:
Any time of day would be plausible right now.
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Any time of day would be plausible right now.
Oddly everyone seems to have chosen the "or GTFO" option.
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Oddly everyone seems to have chosen the "or GTFO" option.
DEFCON Sophie Powers Radio
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
DEFCON Sophie Powers Radio