spleenly
@spleenly.bsky.social
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Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow. Every tech job, all at once. he/him #ATX My shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdifjqy6jm
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spleenly.bsky.social
Consider that we don't even have a shared cultural understanding of what can be flushed.
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muyrando.bsky.social
It's never too late to learn new information, but it is definitely too late to do anything useful with it.
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littlelemontart.being.baby
devastating ratio of confidence to correctness
spleenly.bsky.social
I haven't even seen that much, but I've still seen too much.
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ghost-waltz.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving from the extremely narrowed, dead end hallway in this ancient farmhouse my in-laws live in
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grrreee.bsky.social
If someone asks for a kiss, tell them your lipgloss has shrimp in it.
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debbshock.blue
any date can be a speed date. get up and leave
spleenly.bsky.social
No need, my body rejects them.
spleenly.bsky.social
I have seen maybe two minutes of the show total, so that would be an incredible coincidence!
spleenly.bsky.social
Not to get all woo woo here, but many activities do not leave me with positive energy.
spleenly.bsky.social
Never do I want pizza more than when there are 5 meals of leftovers in the fridge.
spleenly.bsky.social
I don't know what swipes do or mean.
spleenly.bsky.social
Reading about the condition "tortuous colon": oh, I've seen this one!
spleenly.bsky.social
These apps are merely taunting me.
spleenly.bsky.social
I'm Android still/again.
spleenly.bsky.social
I just looked and...

- no video
- camera icon does nothing
- quitting media picker opens camera
- continuing to mess with it opens an unclosable camera

This is going great!
spleenly.bsky.social
You know what is great for election turnout is a bunch of troops in front of the building.
spleenly.bsky.social
Drinking coffee recreationally for a change.
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vanweezer.bsky.social
A twitch stream where Werner Hertzog plays untitled goose game
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cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
Just weeks into fall and I'm already so pale you can see my heart beating.
spleenly.bsky.social
The only appropriate times to drink 7Up are when you threw up an hour ago or expect to throw up one hour from now.
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tyranny.sparklenoise.com
lmfao people get so pissed off on this webpage
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astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social
I will convince a picky eater to try my puttanesca. Anything that basically translates to whore’s spaghetti should put some hair on their chest.
spleenly.bsky.social
Dreamed someone threw a live grenade at my feet, and I laughed, if you were wondering about my mental state.
spleenly.bsky.social
No workout prepares you for entertaining.