K Special
@gimmethekspecial.bsky.social
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trying to make the most of it all,
one skeet at a time 💜🤍
all my glory:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
send feedback to:
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K Special
@gimmethekspecial.bsky.social
· Aug 28
The hierarchy of Bluesky:
DM > reply > repost > like > nothing
DM > reply > repost > like > nothing
My cat agrees. It’s a good day to shop online
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My cat agrees. It’s a good day to shop online
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I wish I loved anything as much as my dog loves eating cat shit.
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I wish I loved anything as much as my dog loves eating cat shit.
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I can always tell the difference between a python and an anaconda because the python will eat you even if you don’t have buns
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I can always tell the difference between a python and an anaconda because the python will eat you even if you don’t have buns
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All you need to know about me is I used to own a book called "Getting Things Done". I never finished it. Got rid of it. I just bought a new copy. Don't know where it is right now.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
All you need to know about me is I used to own a book called "Getting Things Done". I never finished it. Got rid of it. I just bought a new copy. Don't know where it is right now.
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been thinking about getting one of those window sills you can sit in to make my thousand yard stare a little less off-putting.
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
been thinking about getting one of those window sills you can sit in to make my thousand yard stare a little less off-putting.
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in no way was having the last 2 days off a vacation.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
in no way was having the last 2 days off a vacation.
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Fine, I’ll go to Throuples Therapy with you and your wife.
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Fine, I’ll go to Throuples Therapy with you and your wife.
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Rocking back and forth in the fetal position really works your core
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Rocking back and forth in the fetal position really works your core
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Cat: 👀
Human: 🫳
Cat: this bitch better not touch me 💀
Human: 👇
Cat: BAP 👊
Human: worth it 👍
Human: 🫳
Cat: this bitch better not touch me 💀
Human: 👇
Cat: BAP 👊
Human: worth it 👍
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Cat: 👀
Human: 🫳
Cat: this bitch better not touch me 💀
Human: 👇
Cat: BAP 👊
Human: worth it 👍
Human: 🫳
Cat: this bitch better not touch me 💀
Human: 👇
Cat: BAP 👊
Human: worth it 👍
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The prophecy foretells that I will waste away on the couch yet another day
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The prophecy foretells that I will waste away on the couch yet another day
I bet somebody skeets about snow today. It might even be me
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I bet somebody skeets about snow today. It might even be me
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No Politics for Old Men
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
No Politics for Old Men
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You always hear about werewolves but never whywolves or whatwolves
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
You always hear about werewolves but never whywolves or whatwolves
I spilled my coffee three times before finishing it. How’s your day going?
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I spilled my coffee three times before finishing it. How’s your day going?
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If you have truck nuts on your Dodge Ram are they called Dodgeballs?
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If you have truck nuts on your Dodge Ram are they called Dodgeballs?
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I put the laughing face emoji next to that shitty thing I said. That’s how you know I was kidding but really wasn’t.
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I put the laughing face emoji next to that shitty thing I said. That’s how you know I was kidding but really wasn’t.
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“Am I the only one who’s noticed that Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption is sitting to my right?”
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
“Am I the only one who’s noticed that Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption is sitting to my right?”
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Sometimes people remind you that you deserve better without ever actually saying it
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sometimes people remind you that you deserve better without ever actually saying it
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bring back Pollos Hermanos
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
bring back Pollos Hermanos
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I sure wing a lot of things for not being a bird.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I sure wing a lot of things for not being a bird.
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I’m a 10, but so is my IQ.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’m a 10, but so is my IQ.
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the four types of poster on bsky
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
the four types of poster on bsky
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*designs a bikini that holds chips in the top and queso in the bottom
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
*designs a bikini that holds chips in the top and queso in the bottom
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Some people are truly one of a kind, don’t lose them. You may not meet another version.
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Some people are truly one of a kind, don’t lose them. You may not meet another version.
Why yes, that is a bottle opener in my pocket. And I am also glad to see you. Thanks for noticing
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Why yes, that is a bottle opener in my pocket. And I am also glad to see you. Thanks for noticing